Some people feel that i'm being too specific with what i'm saying by mentioning names on my website, so i'll just sum up a few other stores here on this website....
Rowville - Same applies, change all names to "yuppy"
Frankston - same applies, change all names to "Druggie"
Springvale - same applies, except you live work in springvale
Endevour hills - Same applies except they use kangaroo and koala meat... whatever's easiest to catch that day
Southland - same applies, change all names to "bro"
Geelong - same applies, change all names to "Insert name here"
Footscray - same applies, change all names to... well we can't find anyone, they've all been stabbed...
Fountain gate - same applies, except they don't have the IQ to think of a name
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So as you can see, everything i say here applies to all coles stores across the state!!!
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Also feel free to email me any rumors or suggestions that you have
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Check back for updates regularly, as i will be constantly adding.
