There once was a nice guy named Joe,

Who usually was in the know,

But his woman went out

And left him without

Her assistance in running the show.

 

Now Joe, he was usually calm,

But his nerves were in need of a balm,

Cause his woman did frolic

With a known sex-o-holic,

Which made him want to use napalm.

 

But his woman, that woman was savvy!

She knew what Joe needed to have, he

Would start to feel right

And avoid a big fight

If she came up with something real sappy!

 

So his woman, she started to think,

And she racked her brains ‘til they were pink!

She came up with a plan

To appease her dear man,

So she sent Joe this website’s great link.

 

And she left him a message to find

The reward she had left him behind,

She left him the clues

That he would need to use

To seek the gift she had in mind.

 

She bid him to go up the stair

In the bedroom, the closet, that’s where

He would find his first gift.

It would give him a lift

Til she came home to rejoin the pair.

 

On the bookshelf, down near to the floor,

Were the novels she’d always adore.

Tales of wolves and of elves

Filled the rickety shelves,

And she always wanted to read more.

 

So here is your clue, my dear man.

Find your prize, just as fast as you can.

Find the book with the letter,

There could be nothing better

(Except maybe an all-over tan!)