Fan Fiction Chapter 1
Scene- Midgar
Gaurds: ALERT!!!! INTRUDER LOCATED LEVEL 65
PALMER(on speaker): All gaurds to upper level, susupect is a f*g carring a F**ken long ass sword.
SHINRA: do you always have to cuss like that?
PALMER: oh Im sorry, how about this!
(on speaker): All F**KEN gaurds to the F**ken level, and kill that F**ken idiot with the F**ken Sword.
SCARLET: JUST shut up! Nobody listens to your crappy voice anyways.
SHINRA: Dont make me fire both of you and leave you begging on the streets just like I found you.
(SHINRA MP RUNS IN)
MP: SIR! , I really think we should, like, leave at once!, like everyone on floor 65 is like dead, if we dont like get out here now, were like dead man.
(MP listens to radio..)
MP:Its like gone sir, Sephiroth is like gone.
Palmer:Run a full scale search on all level then imbecile!
MP: Yes Sir!
(MP runs back down, trips and falls on floor half-way there)
Scarlet: Hahahaha loser!
Shinra: Enough of this foolishness, we will continue our project for the promise land. I dont care what the F**K Hojo says, we are going to the acheive our goal, meeting at 1900 hours
(Palmer and Scarle exits)
Shinra: Where are you going bitch?
Scarlet: none of your business fatty.
Shinra: Your lucking I dont jail your pretty face.
(Touches Scarlet on the face)
Scarlet: If you continue touching me like that, I'll ...
Shinra: You'll what?.... Hahaha You can't do anything to me, hahahahah!
(Scarlet slaps Shinra) (Shinra grabs her arm before she could do it)
Scarlet: Do yourself a favor, burn in hell.
(Scarlet leaves)
Shinra: I can never get that broad... ... Back to business then, maybe one day she gets something shoved up her ****)
(Shinra goes back to his desk, signing some papers)
Shinra: Ho ho ho, Rufus, you naughty boy.
(Palmer sneaks up stairs, ready to kill Shinra)
(a faint voice blows by: Trrraaaaaiiitoooorrr)
(Shinra, looks up, who's there, show yourself dammit)
(same voice: Dieeeeeeeeee)
(Palmer, thinking Shinra was talking to him, runs up to kill Shinra)
(Palmer finds Shinra dead)
(voice: hahahahahhahhahaaaaaaaaa!)
(Palmer is so freaked out, hinds behind one of the desk)
...
Cloud: hmm, this trail of blood seems to lead upstairs)
Cloud: Woah!
REDXIII: Oh my god.
Tifa: Cloud, what happened
Barret: Looks there is Palmer, get him!!!!!
(palmer tries to run but fails to escape)
Cloud: What happened, welll??? SPEAK!)
Palmer: You wont get anything out of me!?)
Barret: Ill deal with you. (points gun at Palmer's face)
Palmer: I still won't talk.
Aerith: Let me handle this Barret.
(Aerith kicks Palmer between the legs)
Palmer falling to the ground: OK I'LL talk dammit, Sephiroth came! He came and killed Shinra, I have nothing to Do with this so let me Go!!!
Barret: where's that sadistic blonde?
Palmer: hell should I know, probably F**king herself in her bedroom.
REDXIII: I would like to see that.
Tifa:...
Aerith:...
Barret: Here comes Rufus.. eh, new president of Midgar I guess.
Cloud: come on!
(Whole party goes outside)
Rufus: So Sephiroth came, hehe, hahah)
Rufus: Who are you people?
Cloud: Not your business
Rufus: Hmmm, unpolite, least rude...
Barret: Your pop is dead ya know?
Rufus: Like I care??? I didn't like him anyways, he doesn't know anything about how to be president.
Cloud: What are your plans?
Rufus: First of all, I will take my place as president, but control people with fear.
Rufus: Second, I will exterminate all of you.
Cloud: Tifa, take everyone and get out this building K?
Tifa: but...
Cloud: i have a score to settle.
Tifa: Right, whatever...
(Tifa and the party leaves)
Rufus: your still angry about that time we got drunk?
Cloud: Lets not talk about that...
Rufus: hahahahaha sigh, Sephiroth was really pissed then.
Cloud: I will stop you.
Rufus: You can try....
(Battle begins)
(Rufus's gaurd dog cast barrier on him, and Rufus shoots his shot gun at Cloud)
(Cloud Counters with Knights of the Round)
Rufus: arrrrgh!!!!!!!! quick get me out of here
End of Chapter 1
