MEN'S ADVICE FOR WOMEN
· Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
· Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
· Please don't drive when you're not driving.
· Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your little stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
· When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' will do.
· When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying "This is our exit" is not strictly necessary.
· The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.
· Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?
· If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
· You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
· Silence does not need to be filled.
· It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Cosmo quiz together.
· No, you can't have the remote control.
