| Sexy Canadians That Suck | Why They Suck |
|---|---|
| The Prime Minister | he's nothing but a coke head and a slurring frenchman, all hes done for this country is up smoke prices every few months |
| Celene Dion | i need a reason? how about the fact that her egos so big youd have to keep the dome open on the skydome just to get her and her ego in the same place |
| Brett Hull | was canadian at one point but when everyone realized that he blows ass at hockey and he was cut from the canadian olympic team he jumped ships to america to play for them, how does silver feel brett? get used to it, youll see a lot of second place finishes |
| Barenaked Ladies | pop music icons? maybe if your a retard, these idiots used to be alright cuz they were proud canadians, now, theyd sell their mother to america if itd get them another radio hit |
| The French (Canadians) | whining bastards, they should have just been let go, this place would be better with out them and their poutine! |
| The Canadian Government | actually, ALL government sucks, need i say more? |
| The RCMP/Police | fucking mounties ride horses. i hate cops, theyre killjoys |
| Kyle A.K.A. Laura Reinhoudt | What a fucking loser! tries to "hack" my website, she couldnt "hack" her way out of a wet paper bag with a HACKsaw! oh and by the way, thats not a banana in "her" pocket, (s)he is just really happy to see you (yes, she has a very large and hairy mangina that freaks me out!) |
You have anyone else you want added to the list? tell me then, you know where: shroomhead4000@yahoo.com OR shawndogg18@hotmail.com
