"And it went... wherever I did go..."

Elusive Fish is music. Elusive Fish is music created for many purposes. To make you sing. To make you tap your toes. To make you dance. To make you laugh. To make you cry. The first thing I want to do is entertain. I have no messages. I have no words of wisdom. I just want to make you all happy. This is Elusive Fish. Music that is meant to be enjoyed. I am the Elusive Fish. This is my music. It's for those who might like to listen.

Updates

10:09 PM - June 23 in the year of our Lord 2003

My name isn't important. I'm the Elusive Fish. I wasn't sent to show you my political views in music. I wasn't sent to make you think about life. I was sent to entertain you. And that is what I intend to do. Take it how you will. I like creating music. People like listening to music. If you don't like to listen to my music, then don't listen to it. I make it for the people who want to listen to it. Personally, whether you like it or not is totally up to you. If you don't like it, please don't tell me because I don't expect everybody to.

Let's get on with it. My first CD is called "Walking the Dog" and it is a collection of songs and comedy skits that I've done using the programs on my computer. It's made to entertain. It's free, too, and I'll tell you all when it's done. Each .mp3 will be available through this site so you can download it. Then burn it to a CD. I'm even going to make a front and back cover and possibly an inner booklet to go with it that you can print out and put in your CD case.

Here we go. CD 1 .mp3 files.

"Walking the Dog"
Elusive Fish - 2003

"Salad Tongs Wah Wah" - Inspired by a humming noise I heard in the back of my head one afternoon. The sound was an actual sound that I heard somewhere in the background. From the water heater, the fan, the house next door... I don't even remember. In my mind I twisted the sound around and it came out as this song.

"Picard's Final Farewell" - A magical song full of sitars, me going "Bow" and Captain Jean Luc Picard as played by Patrick Stewart... don't tell them that I used his sample illegally! Shhh! It's our little secret. Hee hee hee!!

"Going on a Trip" - This is the worst of the lot, admittedly. I made this in sort of a hurry and for fun, but it features the intoxicating voice of my best friend Roy as well as my voice altered in such a way that it is nearly demonic. Worth a hear if you're bored.