scene one; out with the miz

The scene opens up inside of a restaurant known as the very popular Olive Garden where Melina Perez and The Miz are currently sitting at a table looking over their menu. Their waitress takes down their orders for the drinks they want before walking away as Melina strikes up a conversation.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: Thanks for coming Mike, I've been so stressed out lately and Johnny was busy at a photo shoot.

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: It's No Problem Mel, besides I was kind of hungry anyway, and I don't like to eat alone.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: That makes two of us...so what are you having? I can't decide.

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: I'm not really sure. Some of it looks good though, real good. I might have the Chicken Parmesan.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: Chicken Parmesan sounds good. I might get that too. But at the same time I love seafood so Shrimp Fettuccine might be the way to go.

The waitress comes over setting their drinks down on the table in front of them and asks them if they are ready. Melina gives her an attitude as the waitress has a fake smile on her face and walks away rolling her eyes.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: ugh! the nerve of that girl. She's lucky I didn't slap her ass...

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: You must have a lot on your mind letting peons get under your skin like that.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: you know what? I'm not gonna lie. I've been getting less and less impatient when it comes to being in the ring with the likes of Candice and Mickie James.

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: Why are you letting them bother you? They're beneath you Melina, they can't hold a candle to you. Watch the second you get them one on one that women's championship will flock to your waist.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: I know their beneath me and that's what bugs me the most. I've beaten both of them before and yet I couldn't pull through last week on Impact. This business as consumed my life so much that it's all I ever think about when I'm not inside of an arena. Here I am suppose to be enjoying my lunch and I can't even do that because I have those two losers in the back of my mind. *sighs* It's so annoying and draining..

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: Of course it is, because they keep getting lucky, I mean at the Rumble you got tossed over the top rope, not pinned, not submitted, and then in the triple threat you weren't screwed by Mickie. It's always something Melina, and of course this is going to spew over into something personal.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: But I was so close to becoming the women's champion until Mickie pulled me off and tossed me out of the ring. Ugh I hate her so much right now she doesn't even know it!!! and now I have to be in a tag team match against her, Candice and Jacqueline. *rolls her eyes* And who am I stuck with as my tag team partners? Daffney and Trish Stratus. I swear this is like a set up or something.

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: Maybe Candice is back to turning tricks for Vince in his office so that he will keep stacking the deck against you in her and Mickie's favor.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: *looks disgusted* I hope not. Even the thought of seeing Candice all over Vince is gross. Besides Trish and I have never gotten along and Daffney is just a sideshow freak. I don't even know if I can work with them as a team .

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: You never know, it's a possibility. Candice is a slut, and everyone knows it, she flaunted it all over the cameras, and she flaunted all over playboy, because she’s no where near as classy as you and needs the approval of a bunch of lonely fat slobs to feel good.

Melina smirked nodding in agreement as the waitress came back and The Miz and Melina placed their orders. The waitress took the menus from them and went to get their refills.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: I'm sorry if I'm bragging a lot. So what have you been up to Mr. Chick Magnet? *grins*

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: The same thing I'm always up to, but I have to admit, it's getting boring, none of these one night stands are satisfying to me anymore. It's pathetic, every town I go to the women seem to just get worse and worse.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: *laughs lightly* Well I can't really comment on that topic. Its too bad there isn't anyone classy enough for you in the WWE. The divas there are such a joke. Their either an ex porn star or posed for Playboy. Figures... *shrugs her shoulers* Vince sure knows how to pick them. *rolls her eyes*

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: Tell me about it, and I'm The Chick Magnet, I don't need some second rate hooker Vince picked up and said “I'm going to turn you into a star” on me.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: *grins* I know right. It's a shame who Vince picks up from the streets nowadays. I wish he would open his eyes and look past all the plastic surgery and fake hair these other divas have. I should have been awarded the women's championship months ago when Maryse was out on an injury and you and Johnny should have some gold around your waist also.

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: You're telling me? Instead me and John have to sit and have a cake walk match on iMPACT! against Deuce and Domino with that second rate skate skank at ring side.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: But don't worry Mike, I'm sure you guys will get your shot at the tag team titles soon. Vince will see how great of a team you guys make when you make short change of those greasy haired losers. And as for Cherry? *smirks* Don't let me get started on her. One stiff right hand from me and she'll be on her ass before she even realizes it. I mean who goes around skating in skates everywhere they go? that's just stupid. Maybe she can't afford shoes..

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: *shrugs* She probably can't. Then again that’s on her brother and boyfriend. But you wanna know what I‘m curious about? If she never takes off her skakes, I wonder if Deuce still hits it while she wears them. *rubs his chin*

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: *scrunches up her face* Let's not go there. Anyway I wonder where this damn girl is with our food?

As Melina turned around to look for the waitress, she accidentally elbowed her in the stomach causing her to drop the silver tray with their food on it all over the table and on Melina.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: *screaming* You stupid bitch!!!

The Miz stands up and he holds up his arms trying to avoid any of the food getting on himself and he looks at the waitress.

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: Don't you know what balance is?!

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: Look at me!!!

Everyone sitting around them turn their heads and look shocked, some of them laughing to themselves but don't dare to do it out loud. Melina stands up with a look of disgust on her face as she pulls a couple of noodles out of her hair.

|Miss. Hollywood| Melina Perez: Where is your manager?! Get them out here right now!!!

|Chick Magnet| The Miz: Seriously, you need to be fired, treating such huge stars like this with such disrespect! Now get your manager!

The waitress apologizes and rushes to get her manager as the scene comes to a close.

scene two; talk with the psycho