I swear, if you've made it this far, then there's something very wrong with you. Now. What have we covered so far? Shall we review?
Now, first off we have Snape and Lucilla. Snape wants Lucius. Lucilla wants Lucius and Snape. Lucius pines for Draco, Draco and Ron chase Harry, Hermione chases Ron, Ginny chases Harry and poor Harry is quite confused about the whole thing but thinks he loves Draco. Meanwhile, Narcissa hates her husband but deals with him for the prestige and Voldemort just hates everyone.
With me so far? Good! Now, we get to see how it all comes together.
We last left off with the aftermath of Voldie's second attack. Severus and Lucilla get in a brief arguement about who will be treating Lucius and after a leg-locking curse, Lucilla comes out the victor. Once they're in the infirmary, Snape and Lucilla duke it out verbally, then physically, then sexually. Yes, ladies and gents! It's hetero sex!
A few gasps from the audience. Moving right along.
So Snape has Lucilla on the floor, neither of them wanting to truly fuck, but neither of them are willing to back out. And thus, confusing feelings all around. To make matters worse, Lucius, who wants Snape but doesn't know it yet, sees all this and quickly rushes out. He grabs ahold of Narcissa and buggers off back to his Manor.
Cue dramatic music.
Meanwhile, after Hermione joins the scene at Hogwarts, she has the complete pleasure of having to listen to Harry and Draco exchange, er, words with each other. She wants to get Ron alone so she can tell him of her feelings which revolve around her loving him.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen! Another wonderful hetero sexual innuendo. Oh, will they ever stop?!
Right. And so, it was therefore decided that all men are born equal and..
I am never going to get this straight. It was decided that Harry and co. shall journey to the lake outside of Hogwarts to think and talk and angst about their dilemma. Or dilemna...I have no idea. Under the cloak of invisibility, they sneak out of the castle and down to the lake. Huzzah for the shopkeep!
Once out there, they talk. And talk. And talk some more. And Hermione decides to take Ron to the kitchen with her so they can get something to eat. This, however, is just a clever diversion designed to entice Ron to an empty place where Hermione can tell him of her true feelings.
Again, cue dramatic music.
Meanwhile, upstairs in the Gryffindor Tower, young Ginny Weasley slowly sneaks out. It turns out that she had followed her brother, Ron, there to see Harry. You see, young Ginny, not unlike Draco and Ron, also wants to jump Harry's bones.
Hell, wouldn't you? He is a cute lil bugger.
Ginny soon catches up with the group at the lake, where she finds Hermione. After Hermione and Ron leave for the kitchen, Ginny stays with Harry and Draco as the two begin to talk.
And this is just the kids. Wait till you hear what the adults have been up to.
Lucius and Narcissa arrive at the Malfoy Manor, Narcissa now awake and totally oblivious to just about everything. Lucius fills her in on a few facts, then locks her in her bedroom, goes his own way, and it's soon angst, angst, angst! Yay! Lotsa depression! Need the happy pills!
Anyhozers, Lucilla and Snape realize Lucius isn't there. Snape orders Lucilla to go to the Manor and tell Lucius that she loves him. Lucilla departs reluctantly, now torn between Lucius and Severus. She Floos into the Malfoy library and immediately gets piss lost.
Severus, realizing that she'll probably get piss lost, follows her.
Now, Lucius is a man who values his privacy and this becomes apparent. Thinking he has two intruders at his home, soon has all the doors locked and his little pets, also known as man-eating demons, coming up through the walls of the Manor.
And what of Narcissa? Hell, if I know..oh wait! She escaped from her bedroom and entered a secret passageway and soon came across the demons. Running like a bat out of hell, she raced into the library where Snape and Lucilla were. And then ran out of the room.
Okay, now everyone raise your right arm. C'mon, everyone...that means you! And move it back and forth and say "Bye, Narcissa! Thanks for the help!" You may put your arm down now.
Just for the record, if you did not wave, then you probably do not want to join this list as we will have you do a bunch of stupid things like that.
Fortunately, Snape managed to make contact with Lucius before the demons came their way. Lucius, after feeding his pets a House Elf, managed to place the demons back in their respective passageway. All in all, the final showdown had begun.
And in this corner, we have the Sexy Severus Snape! Who was standing up to Lucius, despite his internal conflict! And he's...no wait..he's kissing Lucius now and...uh...
And in this corner we have the Lucious Lucius Malfoy! Who's yelling and..wait..no..he's kissing Snape back..and now they're...
Quick! Parents! Cover your children's eyes!
And in this corner, we have the Lovely Lucilla Starstorm, who's watching all this and going for the letter opener..and wait...now she's slicing her wrists. Dammit, people! What do I have to do to get a fight here?
Fortunately, Narcissa came along and took Lucilla away after healing her wrists. The sight of her husband, ah, engaging in, er, activities with, um, Snape..yeah, well, it kinda dragged back her memory from oblivion. Hating her husband and intending to get back with Voldie, she left for Hogwarts, Flooing herself and Lucilla back. She placed Lucilla in the Ravenclaw house and hurried off to find Voldie.
And Lucius and Severus got jiggy with it. Thus distracting nearly everyone on the list.
This, most likely, set off a new trend throughout the neighborhood. You see, Hermione kisses Ron, trying to convey her feelings to him in a more physical way. Ron gets hard and they are, apparently, starting to get it on.
Meanwhile, Draco and Harry, those two horny lil boys are humping like rabbits. And it's all good, lurve. All good.
Voldie has located Lucilla, and Narcissa has located both of them. I should also take this time to point out that Narcissa had been given to a seperate person, in order for the player of Voldemort to concentrate on the Dark Lord's needs. And believe you me, el Voldie has lots of needs.
And now, I ask you. Are we having fun yet?
Half time now begins.
Ron and Hermione decided to back off from each other as Ron thinks that his heart belongs with Harry and Hermione wants a bit more than just sex. Women. Really.
Voldie got Lucilla onto his side and went out to find Potter and dispose of him. He ended up catching Potter and Draco in, well, intimacy and decided to just send them a warning in the form of stupifying Ginny. He then buggers off. Draco and Harry had stopped doing the horizontal dance due to Ginny's presence. They then find out that she has been stupified, indicating that Voldie had been there.
Meanwhile, Lucius and Severus get done with their, uh, dance and are now discussing plans to rid themselves of the evil entity known as el Voldie. Their plan comes in the form of the Vivodeinde Mortalitas and the subsequent Resurrectio Silentietc. The potion was to be administered to a person, the victim as it was, and would force the unlucky one into a state that resembled death itself. No breathing, no heart beat, nothing. The Resurrectio Silentietc would have to be taken after exactly thirty minutes after the victim fell into the death-like sleep. The second potion would then bring the person back from the dead.
For more details, see the posts. And so, they decide to use this potion in order to get some idea of Voldemort's weakness. Heading back to Hogwarts for the ingredients and Lucius' damned car, they ended up getting a bit more by way of passengers then first thought.
Lucius wanted to bring Draco with him. This proved to be a slight problem as Draco wanted to be with Harry and Harry wouldn't step foot into Malfoy Manor.
And then Voldie showed up and there was a lot of blasting going on. As the smoke cleared, Harry realized that he didn't have the knowledge he needed to defeat Voldie. And so, he made the decision to go to Malfoy Manor with Draco.
They couldn't, of course, leave their friends behind and so Ginny (de-stupified by Draco), Hermione, and Ron came along for the ride.
It should also be mentioned that poor Lucilla had ran into Lucius' car and had been placed inside it to recover after Lucius' rather pitiful attempt at a healing spell.
Snape has also mentioned that Lucius screams like a girl. Nyah.
Moving along, everyone piles into the Rolls and they head off.
Lucius has also mentioned that Snape was forced to push the damned car out of Hogwarts and ended up taking a nosedive into the dirt.
Moving along, while their trip is filled with a bunch of bumps and screams, including two stops at a Muggle gas station and restaurant, the very odd and dysfunctional party arrive at the Manor. Hermione departs to find somewhere to rest, Harry and Draco go up to Draco's room to rest and..play with each other, and Snape and Lucius go into the laboratory to make the potion.
Lots of nothing follows.
Lucilla, meanwhile, half insane with all the crap she had to put up with during the ride over, manages to use some Floo powder to leave the Manor and return to Hogwarts to be at Voldie's beck and call. He mentions that he will summon the Death Eaters that night for either a meeting or a crap game, I forget which. He also mentions that Lucius is the one who killed her daddy.
Once the potions are complete, Lucius and Severus make their way to the library while Narcissa looks for them. It appears that Narcissa had made a pact with Voldemort. He would spare her life if she gave him her child that she was pregnant with. Voldie sent her back to the Manor in order to kill off Luc and Sev, a task which she takes with pride.
So. Lucius takes the potions after much angst on both Severus and Lucius' part and learns the secrets of life and death. Or not.
Once again, for more substantial details, read the posts.
However, once Lucius was back in the world of the living, he finds himself drugged with Veritaserum, which wouldn't be such a bad thing if only Narcissa wasn't in the same room with him.
Alright, what happens next transpires many, many events. First off, I need to say that the character of Narcissa has been returned to her rightful owner. Next up, Lucius revealed nothing to Narcissa due to Sev's hand on his mouth. Later on, he says that he thinks he's Voldie's power source.
*gets out dictionary*
Power source - traditionally an incubus of sorts desinged to hold half of the Dark Wizard's power in order to keep the Dark Wizard from ever fully dying.
*closes dictionary* In short, Luci, assuming he is the source, will have to be killed for Voldie to ever die. Moving on!
And how does Sev and Luc take this new information? By having violent sex in the shower and then bedroom of course!
While they're, er, playing with each other and cutting their names into the other's skin, Narcissa murders Ginny. Terrible. Tragic. Well, Narc was pissed and Ginny was there. It all sorta fits, ya know? This act was witnessed by Ron and Hermione.
And we now have character death!
And soon, we shall have a memorial service! As soon as certain members hand in their accounts. Hint hint.
They run back and tell Harry and Draco what happened and Ron goes into a sort of waking coma and has to be placed in another room. Meanwhile, Hedwig has arrived with an answer from Sirius and, after being fried a few times by the protective wards around the Manor, is finally allowed entry.
Narcissa tries to kill Luc. She fails miserably. Sev tries to keep Narc tied up. He succeeds magnificently, eliciting much satisfaction on his part.
Menawhile, Lucilla, our beloved and bedraggled young professor, ends up lost in Malfoy Manor. She finds herself before the dinner party and ends up nodding off. Her mission? To get Luc to Voldie alive. Not the easiest thing to do but we'll see if she pulls it off. Also, adult Crabbe and Goyle had been given orders to kill Draco while Avery is assigned the killing of Snape.
Later on, as Sev sleeps, Harry writes a response to Sirius, telling him where they are, etc, and Luc disappears into his library to do some research. Come morning, he doesn't have any answers but a course of action.
Big dinner party for the Death Eaters.
Malfoys are known to be classy after all.
So, after some hesitation on Sev's part, they go shopping at Diagon Alley, picking out just the right gown to wear. Yes, cross-dressing is now included in this RPG. Doesn't that make you proud to be a member? Why does Sev agree to this? Because Lucius bloody requested it. And it matched his eyes so very well.
Dinner party time. Death Eaters came. Ron, Hermione, and Draco sat behind the wall and yukked it up while watching the DEs parade around. (Peeping toms they are.) Luc made small talk with Sev prancing about as Narcissa.
Yes, as Narcissa. You didn't think he'd go as himself, did you? To make a long story even longer, Luc said a few words and at the end, the DEs all left choosing to side with the alternative choice rather than go to the light side or stay with Voldemort. Good for them and have a nice trip home and here's a doggy bag and man, those mashed potatoes were freakin' excellent!
Harry had out in a lovely little display of proudness and courage which I should mention.
Hermione found a diary behind the wall of the dining room that might turn out to be a key item in the saving of the world. It appears to be written by Lily Evans, not Lily Potter.
Now, you must understand that at this point, Draco and Harry are rather horny and wanting to have a go at each other. They hadn't had a good bonk since last month after all and everytime they try, it ends up in talking or interruptions by someone. They were determined to make this next time work, but fate decided to intervene once again as Hermione provided Harry with the diary.
I am leaving out minor details here. Such as how Arthur Weasley came in and saved Luc from drowning in a bathtub.
Not to mention Fudge's appearance, the oddness of the Death Eaters, and what really happened between Sev and MacNair. If you wanna know so badly, read the damn posts!
Tune in next month for more thrilling revelations. As we approach The Third Month.
Get outta here and go read the damn posts!