AIM name: sevsweekendlover
Severus Snape’s Biography.
Severus Snape. Sexy, seductive Severus Snape.
In fact...
"Oh Severus Snape, with your sexy black cape
And your strokable ebony hair;
Let us ne'er altercate, for it is my fate
To get in your underwear!"
Sev: *suspicious glare*
So. Now we have established exactly who my character is in the HP world, let us progress.
I arrived a little late in the RP, but in time for Lucius to enter Severus’s chambers where they had a nice discussion about infestations of bugs and rape. Such cheerful characters we have. Severus, as it becomes blatantly clear, has a thing for Lucius. Yeah. *That* kind of thing. ^~ My darling Sev is as gay as you could hope for. Gay, brooding, dark, sarcastic, evil, evil, evil darling Sev. You’ll never find another one like him…or at least, that’s what Draco is hoping. See, Draco and Severus have now become somewhat rivals in love – ask Lucius or Draco. ‘Tis not my place to speak of incest ^^;
Has it been made clear that I have no idea what I’m supposed to be writing here yet? Goooooood…
So. Lemme see… He loves Lucius, though he is rather reluctant to admit it. He is deeply suspicious of Draco. He still hates – or at least, doesn’t hold a very high opinion of – Potter, Weasley, Weasley, Weasley, Weasley and Weasley. And Granger. There is suggested goings on between Severus and Dumbledore as well, but that is unimportant and entirely irrelevant. He has disliked Lucilla from the days he taught her, although there was some odd goings on in the Hospital Wing at Hogwarts earlier...*a-hem*. Read those posts, Ashley is a genius. ^_~ As for Narcissa… well, let us consider the fact that he has recently locked Narcissa in a room, tied her to a bed, using bandages and two lots of ropes, not to mention spider’s webs and then proceeded to fill the room with bear traps and such like, just in case she thought of moving. He loves Narcissa. He wants to marry her and have all her future children…I think not. *Sev growls at Alysun and concusses her with a handy frying pan*
Sev: That’s enough of her rambling. I can describe myself well enough, thank you… I’m sarcastic, cruel, bitter, cold, and malicious and, according to Lucius, have a bad disposition. No more need be said, surely...
Severus Snape on Ginny Weasley’s death –
“She’s dead? And Narcissa killed her. My gods, she must have been feeble… anyone that weak *deserves* to die, quite frankly. Ah well. One down, another six to go… eight, including their damned parents. We’re whittling away at them quite nicely…”
Alysun: *comes round*
Sev: *knocks her out again*
~~*Exeunt Omes*~~
Severus Snape Fills Out His Survey
You have been warned.
A thousand nights, I've spent alone,
Solitaire, to the bone,
But I don't mind, I'm my own best friend,
From the beginning, to the end,
My life, my heart, black night, dark star, Capricorn
December's child, the only one,
What I do, is what I've done,
I realise, I get so cold,
When I was young I was already old,
My life, my heart, black night, dark star, Capricorn
I always knew, the only way,
Is never live, beyond today,
They proved me right,
They proved me wrong,
But they could never last this long,
My life, my heart, black night, dark star,
Capricorn