Professor Lucilla Starstorm

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Proff. Lucilla Morgana Starstorm

Lucilla: That picture looks nothing like me.

Ashley: Of course it does! Don’t be silly.

Lucilla: Where’s my wavy hair?! That girl has straight hair! At least the color is right.

Ashley: *sigh* Putting aside the hair texture, you two could be twins……

Lucilla: *looks at Ashley as if she has three heads*

Well, most of you guys out there are wondering just who Lucilla is. Come on guys………remember…..she was in book……..just kidding! She’s my own original character. And a very good one in my own miniscual opinion that never matters much to anyone.

Just some back round info for you:

She’s an only child. Her father, Isidore Starstorm, was a death eater. He was murdered while she was a child. She received the dark mark on her forearm 13 minutes after birth. Thus binding her to the future her father so wanted for her. Lucilla’s mother is no where to be found. She has never met her before. After graduating Hogwarts, she traveled the world educating herself in the magical music arts until receiving a letter from Dumbledore to come back and teach. She has led a very secluded life. Much of that was due to Proff. Snape encouraging others to make fun of her in school. And walks the fine line between good and evil. Her heart belongs to the strangest of two men.

Lucilla: Strange…STRANGE?! Your calling them…..strange?! *thinks about what she has just said* Wait…..I guess you could be right…….but that just makes them all the more interesting to chase after ;)

Ashley: Here’s a lil’ survey that I took that was used on Lucius.

Lucilla: *perks up at the mention of that name* Lucius….

Ashley: *bangs her head on the desk* I can’t believe you…..he’s twice your age along with Snape…..

Lucilla: *gets chills up and down her spine* say his name again……*begins to drool*

Ashley: No! *her right eye begins to twitch* You drive me insane. Write damn you!

1. What's your name: Lucilla Morgana Starstorm
2. What do you wish your name was, instead: Mrs. Lucilla Morgana Snape Malfoy

Ashley: There’s two last names there I hope you know. If you married both of them, that would be polygamy.

Lucilla: ; )

3. How are you: constantly confused
4. Would you ever eat sushi? Sushi….what?

5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body? Umm…..confused
6. Have you considered homosexuality? Homo…sexual…..what?
7. What's your sexual preference? Severus and Lucius

8. What were you in a past life? I’ve had a past life?!
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do? Hex you to constantly hear elevator music
10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you...? Slap her silly
11. What's your favorite coffee? I drink tea.

12. What's your political perspective? I don’t follow politics

13. Are you my Angel? I can fly, but don’t have wings. Does that count?

14. Do you consider yourself a poet? Yes, a musical poet.
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up? I am grown up. It’s to late to be asked that
16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do? Shield my eyes.

17. How stupid do you think you are? This survey is stupid
18. How stupid do other people think you are? People don’t know me that well to tell

19. Who the hell do you think you are? Daddy’s lil’ girl
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad? I wear corsets

21. If you could levitate, who would you scare first? See answer for question 17

22. What's your favorite fruit? Banana
23. Can you feel the love tonight? No, but Snape and Lucius can…..w/out me. : (
24. On a nude beach, you would...? Laugh at Ashley, because she still would be wearing the hot pink lacey two piece bathing suit her mom made her buy! Muhaha!

25. Make up a story with yourself: Once upon a time, the Middle, Lucilla lived happily ever after, The End.

26. What do you think about contemporary art? Art is good. Music is art.

27. Do you like being naked? I get cold when I’m naked. So…no.

28. If we had proof God didn't exist what would happen? *blinks once before moving on*

29. Do you enjoy cheese whiz? Whizzy what?

30. What's your position on virginity? I’m still a virgin. Almost wasn’t…..damn paranoid, greasy haired….creepy….loveable, handsome Snape. *sigh*

31. On civil unions: Can you explain this ‘civil unions?’

32. On RuPaul: I’m sorry…I wasn’t paying attention. Can u repeat?

33. On mosquito bites: Ashley is covered in them after vacation! Muhahaha!

34. On bad sitcoms: What are those?
35. On Fran Drescher: Who?
36. Are you left handed or right handed? Righty tighty, no lefty loosey

37. Are you smart? I hope.

38. What's your middle name? Morgana

39. How many personalities do you have? One…why is that unusual?

40. How many piercing do you have? None.

41. What was your first word? Daddy

42. Are you superstitious? No.
43. Do you read your horoscope? No.
44. Do you believe in that stuff? No.
45. Can you do cartwheels? Yes

46. Do you have contact lenses? No.
47. Do you have a retainer or braces? No.

48. Can you drive? I can drive people crazy.

49. Do you snore? No.
50. Do you drool in your sleep? I don’t know.

51. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? Neither

52. Do you keep a journal? No.
53. Do you like onions? No.

54. Do you like cotton candy? Yes

55. What instruments can you play? None.

56. Do you like to dance? No

57. Do you like to sing? Very much so.

58. Are you any good at it? I’ve dedicated my life to music.

59. Do you like to talk on the phone? Phone?
60. Do you like where you live? I really don’t have a home.

61. Are you organized? Very.
62. Do you sleep with socks on? No

63. Are you shy? At times.

64. Do you talk to yourself? No

65. Are you a morning person? No

66. Are you a virgin? Yes

67. Are you proud of that? I’m a bit dissapointed

68. Do you believe in reincarnation? I hope not.

69. Do you believe in God? yes.
70. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.
71. Do you believe in bigfoot? Yes.
72. How old do you wish you were? I dunno

73. What will you name your daughter? Gwendolynn Odette Snape Malfoy

74. Son? Lucius Severus Snape Malfoy. After his fathers.

75. Have you ever thought you were gonna die? Many times over.
76. Where do you wanna go? Into the arms of Lucius and Snape

Ever...
1. Been kissed? Yes.
2: Done drugs? No

3: Eaten an entire box of Oreos? I have no idea what those are.
4: Been on stage? Yes, I starred in an Opera in Italy.

5: Dumped someone else? No
6: Gotten in a car accident? With the way Lucius drives, I thought I would be!

7: Watched "Punky Brewster"? Never heard of it.
8: Been in love? Yes.

Favorites...
9: Shampoo: I don’t have a favorite

10: Toothpaste: look above

11: Soap: see previous answer

12: Type of soup: the kind with the noodle stars that my dad use to make

13: Room in your house: I don’t have a house.

14: Instrument: Harpsicord

Either/Or..
15: Coffee or hot chocolate? Hot chocolate

16: Big or little? Big

17: Lace or satin? Satin

18: New or old? Old

19: Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Excuse me?
20: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? Who?
21: Vogue or Material Girl? *confused*

22: Jeans or cords? Dress
23: Sweater or sweatshirt? Dress

24: T-shirt or tank top? Again I tell you….Dress!

25: Skirt or dress? Dress

26: Wool or cotton? Cotton

27: Rose or Lily? Rose

28: The way it is or the way it was? The best way

29: Oldies or pop? Music is music

30: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no

31: Do you have a best friend? no

In the last 24 hours, have you...
32: Cried? Yes

33: Helped someone? Yes

34: Bought something? No

35: Gotten sick? No.
36: Gone to the movies? No.
37: Gone out for dinner? No.
38: Said "I love you"?: no

39: Written a real letter? No

40: Moved on? Moved on ?
41: Talked to an ex? I’m pathetic…..I’ve never been in a relationship

42: Missed an ex? See above

43: Written in a journal? No.
44: Talked to someone you have a crush on? Yes

45: Had a serious talk? Yes.
46: Missed someone? No.

47: Hugged someone? No

48: Fought with your parents? My dad is dead.

49: Fought with a friend? no

Do you.....
50: Wear eye shadow? no
51: Put on a "front"? Yes

52: Kiss on the first date? *sigh*

53: Have a crush on someone? Yes

54: Eat with your mouth open? No.
55: If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would it be? I already have one, thank you. And it's on my left forearm.
56: What color is your floor/carpet in your room? I don’t really have a room to call mine

57: What was the last CD you bought? CD?
58: How did you spend last summer? I was in transylvannia consumed in music books

59: When's the last time you showered? Last night.
60: Are you tired? Immensely.
61: Are you lonely? Yes

62: Are you happy? Never

63: Are you wearing pajamas? No.
64: Are you talking to someone online? On..line?
65: What are the initials of your crush/interest/spouse? LM & SS

66: What is your astrological sign? *confused*

67: What is the sign of your crush/interest/spouse? *confused*

68: What time is it? Very early morning

Lucilla: That took more time than I wanted to spend.

Ashley: Well, it needed to get done.

Lucilla: We’re never doing that again.

Ashley: *smacks her forehead*