Is it any wonder why we are all so totally screwed?
Alright. I'll be the first to admit it. The Death Eaters are not the most stable, intelligent, overly-developed group you'll ever meet. After all, they're not Gryffindors.
But one day, knowing the WB's greed, there will be action figures made of these guys! And plushies! And you can stick 'em all in a cemetary and make them grovel to the Dark Lord!
Oh, what fun we shall have at that point.
Right, so here's a list of the Death Eaters!
Walden Macnair
The Executioner
Mulciber
The Animal
Crabbe and Goyle
Brain Cell One and Brain Cell Two
Scott Travers
The Caterpillar
Augustus Rookwood
Father Time
Alfred Notts
The Stalker
Igor Karkaroff
The Coward
Avery
Who?
Deceased:
Evan Rosier and Alan Wilkes
We honour their memories..
Imprisoned:
Mr. & Mrs. Lestrange and Antonin Dolohov
Yeah, yeah, we'll get 'em out. Quit yer naggin'!
A few things about these bios before you read them. Yes, I know I should have put this paragraph at the top, but I'm too damn lazy. Each name will take you to the DE's page. There you will see the post that best describes them and their attributes. A few of them, you'll see a song created by Alysun.
Let us all bow to Alysun! The Great God of Songs! Or is it goddess? Christ, I can't even get things straight when I'm busy flattering!
Some of the pages have yet to be completed. This is because the writer (namely me) is a lazy bitch and has to be told to get off her arse and do this. You know it, I know it. Deal with it.