Top 103 Good News Week Moments


103. Having a sock fetish
102.The Orangutan. Paul McDermott is 100% pure man
101. Clitoris jokes
100.Dave Hughes undies
99. Big coast line - tinny little plane
98."I have a doily"-Simon Munnery
97.Bon Sai!!!
96.Corrine licking Paul
95.Adam Spencer bribing Paul with a gumboot and baked beans
94."Prince has a hat is better?"
93.The catwalk
92.Odd one out with Anne Nicole Smith Parsons/Naylor: She's not going to see the tambourine down there... Mikey: She's not going to see the EARTH
91. The Hitler Moustache
90.Why Sydney is the sexy city, there's Rooty Hill, Frenchs Forets, Greystanes.
89. Debut performance of Adam Hills "Working Class Anthem"
88. Flacco's Apron Drums
87.Rhys Muldoon "My life is steel"
86. "Adelaide tap water,too think to drink, too thin to plough"
85.The lost Gospel "Suddenly Jesus woke, still in his bed in Nazareth,it had all been a terrible dream"
84.Feathered Curly Toots
83. Julie's talking breasts
82.The Old Couple
81.ELIANNNNNNNNNNN COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
80.Rod Quantock and James O'Loghlin playing poker with the props "I'll see your chair and raise you a jug"
79. Paul's intervention with Mikey over his Laura Ashley fetish
78.Danger Handbag
77.Rich humming throw your arms around me
76.Jelly Blubbers
75. Get therapy!!
74.Supreme Ruler of the Lamington People "What does a lamington drive? A little lamington car"
73.Ruth Cracknell at the opera house
72.Being whipped by the Justice Minister
71.Margaret Scott & Llamas "There are Llamas down there, I've seen them"
70.Pay TV- Mikey points out that it's the opposite for pay tv, cos it opens up so many options for women... for men it's just sport, porn, sport, porn... and then Gatesy goes... "is there sport??"
69.Fleety, Berner or O'Loghlin with hair
68. Margaret Scott & Threesomes
67.Andrew Denton(enough said)
66.Good Friday episode
65.Jimeoin re-enacting the Craic
64.1st ever Buzzers of Death
63.Paul getting stuck on his chair and had to get Mikey and Amanda to help him
62.Rich pulling a hammy
61.John Maloney singing REM
60.The psychiatrists couch- "The therapist then convinced her she had 120 different personalities including Satan, Angels who talk to God, and a Duck, then charged her for group therapy"
59.Odd one out with Paul McDermott.
58.Odd one out with the Doug Anthony Allstars."Have the little one washed and brought to my room"
57. Mark Trevorrow singing "I Will Always Love You"
56.The WET & WILD Amanda Keller"I'm a fun park, thanks Julie. You must be this high to enter, I wish I hadn't said that". "But after the second child the 3rd one gets in free".
55.Mother therasa miracle buns "Bowel Movements like only God could dream of"
54. Pauline Hanson's death video "Fellow Australians, If your seeing me now it means that I have been ignored by the media for months, and its killing me
53.Brooke Satchwell and the panel van
52.Ed Byrne Poll Dancing
51.The Lawnchair Pilot
50.Prehistoric kangaroos "What's that skip? Bend over or you'll bite me?"
49.A lovely little Nursery Rhyme "Three Vision Impaired Rodents"

48.the STICK!
47. Tim Ferguson's idea of medicine- "Powerful pain, powerful penis"
46.Wil's proposition to Paul "You look pretty and I feel lucky"
45.Being tired and emotional after a night on heavy drugs
44.Boothby's song "I say forget all that, Just use a vampire bat, It's eco-friendly and it's got wings"
43.Paul's rebirth "What are these legs coming out of my ears? Who is that masked man with the BBQ tongs clamped to my forehead? Maybe I should turn around and go back. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
42.Paul singing Friday Night
41. "We Laugh about it now"

AND THE TOP 40 are


40. Peter Berner vs Anthony Morgan- Shark impressions
39. Mikey's Pauline Hanson line- "The Face that launched a 1000 chips"
38. The Dalai Morgs
37. Sandy Naked
36. Paul bashing the set with his head
35. Bad Ass Dudes
34. Peter Berners stubbies mardi gra- "There's a mardi gra in Lightning Ridge which is just one guy walking down the street in his stubbies with his nuts hanging out"
33. The Closing Ceremony
32. 100th Episode at the Opera House
31. Crabs Vs Lobsters: Mikey's dilemma
"What'sthe difference between crabs and lobsters?"
"Crabs walk sideways"
"Oh my god I've got lobsters"
30. Paul winning a game
29. Ross Noble in the sound proof booth
28. Paul Singing Moonshadow
27. The Spoof Booth
26. Kate Fischer chasing McDermott around the set
25. Anything with Mark trevorrow singing
24. The turkey and the anzacs
23. "You get extra points for taking Rich to manhood" "Paul, you only ever took me half way there"
22. Paul's Princess Di Monologue
21. Alzheimers awareness week
20. 1st ever WARREN
19. "Sit down little man I'm in the middle now" (Richard)
18. Wet n wild at Brisbane
17. Uncle Toby
16. SPAM!!!!
15. The Pash #2 (Paul and Ross Noble)
14. Ed Byrne's Bad Street Theatre
13. Final GNW ABC
12. Little Good News Week/ I'm melting I'm melting
11. 2nd best musical comedy trio- Tripod
10. Shut up and Kiss Me/Happiness ( the originals and the best)
9. The Springy Ninja (Ross Noble & Boothby Graffoe)
8. Paul singing Britney Spears (Lucky, Oops)
7. "The nun said necrophilac" (Sister Veronica Brady)
6. Kerry & James Packer
5. Wil eating dog food
4. "Look what you did to the set Richard"(Throw your Arms Around Me" NYE special)
3. Adam Spencer Singing about the Doug Anthony Allstars
2. Morgs & the doll (Unseen & Obscene)
1. The Pash (Wil & Paul- Closing Ceremony)