Now ford present "what up" A look at today's issues from differnt prospectives.

Brandi : Wait ...wait before we begin, is what up really sponsored by ford....that's pretty cool. You know ford should have a car called the What up. I'd drive one.." would the owner of the red What up up" please move your vehicle. Alright, in box number 1, the brighest minds in show business, our head writer Mike Givens. What up Mike?

Mike : Hey What up, Brandi?

Brandi : Box # 2 the art editor of his high news paper, Goldy...What up?

Goldy : Brandi, What up?

Brandi : And in box, # 3 My, favorite 6"4 Texan, Starting pitcher for the Florida Marlins, Sorry ladies..unfortunately...he's not single. Because he's all mine. 2003 World Series MVP...Mr. Josh Beckett. Josh what up?

Josh : What up Baby?

Brandi : Ok, if you guys get out of hand you'll hear this....

[ Brandi reaches next to her for a tiny buzzor box, and hits the button a few times. ]

Brandi : But that's only if you don't play by the rules...Alright..First topic Halloween "trick or treating". Halloween has just past nearly a week. Josh, baby...I know this year at 24 years old, both you and I still went trick or treating. Isn't that right..

[ Brandi blushes, and giggles. As Josh nods his head smiling. ]

Josh : Thanks, baby...actualy yes I did. This year infact I did something special. I got a white turtle neck, and a thick money clip, walking around without a trophy. And I went as George Stinberner .

[ Josh smiles, and rubs the back of his neck with his hand. As Gibby shakes his head, and waves his hands up, for Brandi's attention, as she laughs. ]

Brandi :, that's right...classic....

Gibby : Whoa, whoa, Brandi...Can you buzz him? Brandi buzz him that's unsportsman like.

[ Brandi sits back folding her arms laughing ]

Brandi : Gibby shut up....

[She picks up the box, and buzzes Gibby ]

Brandi : Gibby, I don't care if your a Yankee fan. Your the first person in the history of the world to defend Steinbrener. Now knock it off. The topic is Halloween, Gibby...What up?

Gibby : Look, Halloween sucks Brandi... I just had a kid, So that's what I really want more needy kids. Ummm, great I'm trying to put my infant to sleep, and I have Spiderman, and little Dr. Phil screaming for snickers. I'm going to put a sign out front that says " Please don't ring door bell, just egg my house"

[ The audience in the background laughs, as Brandi leans forward, and raises her eyebrow. ]

Brandi : I feel sorry for your daughter, Gibby. Goldy, Halloween what up?

Goldy : Well, Brandi...this year, what I really wanted to go as for last year's World Series MVP...Josh Beckett...problem was I couldn't find a dead squirel to glue under my chin.

[ Brandi grabs the box, and buzzes Goldy for his comment. As she glares at Goldy. And Josh interrupts ]

Brandi : Goldy, How dare you !

Josh : Brandi, what was that all about?

Brandi : Ignore him, Josh...Goldy is a Red Sox fan.

Josh : Are you kidding? Just this year...? You mean they have fans, after 86 years of disappointment.

Brandi : Yeah, they have fans...He did get you there Goldy....next topic: showing at the gym, I am against it. I would rather take the quick car ride home, then have an intensely awkward moment with some chick giving me the look over. Gibby showering at the gym what up?

Gibby: ah, Brandi, I love it.

[ Gibby smiles, and shurgs his shoulders, as the audience laughs. ]

Gibby : I shower at a gym, and I don't even belong to one. How ever, If some old dudes walk in, and your like oh god turn around. And they turn around, then your like...oh god this guy is a double threat.

[ Brandi quickly again reaches for the buzz box, and rapidly hits the button on Gibby. ]

Brandi : Too, Much...Gibby.. Too much detail buddy...

[ The panel laughs as Gibby continues ]

Gibby : that's when I forget about the soap, and rinse and run.

[Brandi shakes her head, then again buzzes Gibby ]

Brandi : eh, eh...that's digusting all around...knock it off...Josh what up with showering?

Josh : Brandi, As you know proffessional teams shower together. It's just the way it is. So when the off season rolls around , we meet at my house, and shower together, just to stay sharp.

[ The audience laughs, as Brandi holds her hand up. ]

Brandi : Babe, your stall isn't that big though...

Josh : Nope, it's just a normal shower stall.

Brandi : Ok, Josh stop...I just imagined Carl Pavano in there...I'm sorry, Goldy hurry up, and erase that imagine.

Goldy : Yeah, ok...I'll try...I had a bad experience showering in a gym in college. I was showering, and my eye wander over to a guy who's manhood was shaped like like a shepard's hook. Kinda bent like the letter J. And so after that I said, I "m going to mentaly collect every letter in the alphabet in this gym.

[ Goldy shakes his head, as he continues. ]

Goldy : but I realized that you would never get an X.

[ Brandi pauses, then buzzes Goldy...as Josh interrupts...]

Josh : Wait a second , Wait second ...Pavano is an X...

[ With all the camotion, Brandi quickly buzzes Goldy yet again, and asks Josh to repeat. ]

Brandi : Wait, What's that Josh? Wait...I didn't hear you, baby, What?

[ Gibby covers his hears, as Brandi buzzes Josh..as she laughs while he adjusts his Texans hat. ]

Josh : I said ask Alyssa Milano, Pavano is an X ....

Brandi : Moving on, next topic...Florida Marlin Juan Pierre, one of Josh's team has been given a recording deal to make a rap record. After his last year's free style preformance, while receiving his World series ring. So let's take a look at this so called rap.

[ The camera shows a view of the celebration with Pierre rapping...Brandi cuts it off..]

Brandi : Ah, that's what rap sounds like ? I like that, that's good..

[ Brandi shoots a sarcastic look into the camera, then continues ]

Brandi : Josh two questions.. One, What up? And Two, why didn't you guys stop him?

[ Josh laughs, and shifts his weight in his chair. ]

Josh: Baby, cut J. P some slack that took courage...I'd like to see you try to rhyme words like New York, and heart together. I didn't think it could be done, And he did it...well sort of.

Brandi : Umm, no, no...he didn't do it. Hey in the National league, can you send in a pinch rapper?

Goldy :

Gibby:

Fourth Topic: Deer Hunting.. Brandi: Goldy: Gibby: Josh: