Hey jess
Yes jess, the site hasnt been updated. Which is why you're reading this.

Sorry again
Sorry for the late update. Me and eefa just spent the last week in bed.
It then took another day to persuade her i wasnt god incarnate in human form.
Sadly, she perished of exhaustion.
Any playboy bunnies with stamina or talent will be welcomed - but im a little fatigued, so only the first thre entrants will be accepted.

Another another late entry
You know WHY this entry is late? Because you're all penises. You know WHY you're all penises?
Because you like the penis!
Because you like to suck the penis!
And because you like to sit on the penis, in fact, you like sitting on penis, you go to Mr.Devlins office to get some penis.
The real reason is that IM a LAZY penis, who can't be arsed to do work for a bunch of ungrateful fuckers like you. Aoife excepted, if shes reading this. Because shes very grateful...hehehe....AHEM.
I suppose you want a large entry? Well fuck off, because i have nothing to say.
*COUGH*YOU'RE A FAG*COUGH*
So there.
*COUGH*PENIS*COUGH
All i have is a nasty cough.
*COUGH*FUCKERS*COUGH*
And a nasty fucker.
*FUCKER*COUGH*FUCKER*
So there.
Well fuck you too, Sargeant smiley face.

FUCK OFF!
AAAAAAARGH french orals, i hate them i hate them i HATE them!!
I want to cry with the sheer shitiness of my school. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!

Oral
I hate french!
Luckily, i gave up spanish. (thanks satan).
So, yeh, i have till midnight to learn about two pages of questions.
How much does that suck? In a non-oral way.
Point is, I HATE FRENCH. Join me in my crusade to burn down the french rooms.
I wish i had more to say, but really, i dont.
Please tell me you find that hard to believe.

*Yawn*
*yawn*
Im still bored. I sat at my computer ALL night waiting for something interesting to happen, while looking for porn and listening to flash movies. AND NOTHING HAPPENED.
Well, i did find a good britney fake pics site (wedding porn...noice) and some really funny shit on www.newgrounds.com, but OTHER THAN THAT, nothing happened all night.
And eefa kept trying to get me to get into bed.
NO FUCKING WAY DO I HAVE A BEDTIME! IM A BIG BOY NOW!
Here she comes again. She thinks just because my parents are out she can send me to bed anytime she likes. Well, lets see how she likes it when i dont shower for a YEAR!

Bored
*To the soundtrack of limp bizkits "stuck"*
im BORED, you want a post you fuckers
*guitar*
Think that i give a flying fuck, its your ass that im blastin'!
*Guitar*
Im bored so I'll write a poooooooosssst.

So fuck you.
On a related note, guess who's finally succumbed to horniness. Thats right -BRITNEY SPEARS.
Remember the way she said she wouldnt have sex out of marriage?
Well, i wonder what she needs a FIVE HOUR MARRIAGE for, and then a quick divorce?
Lucky bastard.

Inspiration
While there IS a secret double meaning to my diary entry's title, it is known to only ONE person.
Today, i shall add a new gallery. It will be known as "Blingin' it, Muthafucka". I dont know where this idea came from, but its quality.
I may add a whole new section over time, but only if Warno provides me with some pimp secrets to divuldge.
I cant wait to get to work.
Now, if you want to have a lot of fun, repeat after me: Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! Pimp pimp Pimpitty PIMP! PIMP PIMP PIMP PIMP WHORE!

New Years!
Yes, at midnight tonight, where will YOU be?
Will you be out molestin' bunnies?
Will you be drinking champagne with total strangers?
Will you lose your virginity after a new years kiss gone too far?
Will you be asleep?
Im going to my girlfriends party. We plan to fall asleep on the armchair.
I REPEAT, FALL ASLEEP.
And i need a way to cover up those bite marks on my neck. Oh, the disadvantages of dating the undead.
You know, im even paler than usual, due to the blood loss. Im practically a goth style icon.
Anyway, have a good time tonight, DONT get drunk with total strangers, DO be awake at midnight.

Another late entry
Well, sorry again for the late entry, but im sure you can forgive me. In apology for this transgression of your faith i plan to add a whole new section to the site.
Rabbits!
Nuff sed.
The reason for my late entry is Aoife. Aoife and my general laziness. Well, general laziness, actually, but i SWEAR she was the reason for the last one. Anyway, im off to do some rabbits. Anyone want to join me?