Mike Tyson Vs. "Larp"

It all started on a wonderful night of soaking up some culture on the boob-tube. We all nestled in to watch a wonderful movie - Unusual Suspects. The movie had me at the edge of the seat until an unusually strange kid had stumbled in claiming he is not drunk. While explaining himself we figured out it was Larp. He then proceeded to sit down and mumble things and then change that mumble into a shout. He asked for a cigarette. Feeling the need to comply with the drunk boy, I gave him one. He got it lit and enjoyed, even while he was passed out. I only wonder how many times he dropped it. Then he slowly passed out and unhanded him of the cancer stick and the alcoholic beverage. He was asleep for some time, so it gave us all time to enjoy the enthrawling movie. Larp, also known as Adam, proceeded to urinate in his pants. We decided to try to wake the young lad from his slumber. Yet to our suprise he didn't want to awake. We resorted to abusing him verbally and physically to wake up. He never fully awakened. He then got back on the futon and rested for a while. Then we started talking about giving him a "Golden Shower" (Where you urinate on someone to give them the shower effect). He jumped in his skin and started shouting profanitys and telling Brian Hupperts that he was a "faggot" (Homosexual). But to Brians disbelief in his homosexuality he tried to tame the young Adam. He still continued to shout and Brian. So we then threatened him to a Golden Shower and he decided to shut his pie-hole. Brian then decided to attempt this "Golden Shower". But only as a joke, so he pulled out his genitals and put them over Adams head. Adams half-opened shakey eyes tried to focus. But he obviously could not tell that Brian had then poured a subtle amount of water on his face. Adam then got in a rage and jumped up and attacked Brian Hupperts. Brian took alot until he put down his alcoholic beverage and proceeded to throw Adam on the floor and punch him several times spewing blood among the watchers. The shock was too much until we all came to and pulled them apart. The puddle on the floor, the blood on my shirt, and the blood coming out of every orifice on Adams face was a tell tale sign, they had a lil scuffle. Nothing we couldnt handle, so we cleaned Adam up and put him to bed. Then Daly and Brian and I retreated to a dorm room down one level. We then drank a few brews and indulged in this exciting yet tragic event. NO ONE WAS SERIOUSLY HURT IN THIS STORY, ONLY EXCESSIVE BLOOD SHED!