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Author's Note: this story is written from Gohan's POV (it starts off while he and the other people were following Spopovich and Yamu) and I am aware that this fic is not exactly like the episodes, but stay tuned, you might enjoy the show. It goes really fast, and isn't really all that funny, but stick around for the end, if the rest sucks, that'll be the one part you like. This is my first DBZ fic so please R&R. Flame or Praise at will. Thankyou.

+ at the beginning and ending of each sentence means that the narrator is speaking.+

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It had been a nice, peaceful day until...THEM! Spopovich and Yamu. They almost killed Videl, they took my energy, and now the z- fighters and I were going after them to find out where they were taking the energy to. Videl and I were having a nice conversation, until that subject came up.

"So you're that little boy who was at the Cell Games?" she asked me.

"Yes...I was..."

"And you beat Cell didn't you?"

"Right again."

"I knew it! My father is a weak goofball, there's no way he could have beaten Cell. I mean, that purple-haired kid knocked the crap out of him on the first punch! And he pretended it was fake, what a nitwit!!"

Wow, Videl was actually talking bad about her dad. She still wasn't quite emphasizing exactly how weak Hercule was though...she'd need to go into depth about his arrogance and lack of brain capacity as a starter...

"That means you're the gold fighter too?" Videl asked, she looked like she was enjoying herself, making me admit all of my secrets, though she still had no idea WHAT exactly I was.

"Yes." I admitted, not wanting to lie to her.

"Gohan, we need to speed up, the others are far ahead of us." the big pink guy observed, I still hadn't caught his name. But with a face like that, I knew it had to be weird...

"Okay." I replied.

I suddenly realized Videl wasn't there.

OH NO!!! She probably ran out of energy! She fell to the ground and...WHOOSH...SPLAT! Oh dang she's dead and it's all my fault, why do I have to be so stupid??? WHYWHYWHY!!!!???

"She's still alive." Pinky said, annoyed at my ignorance (that's what I decided to name him. I know it reminds me of bubble gum but, oh well.)

Hey, he can read minds, no fair! I looked down immediately. Then I looked behind me, and there she was. She had slowed down quite a bit and was shielding her eyes like somebody had just cast Solar Flare in front of her face. I dropped back to see what was wrong. "Wait a sec!" I called to Pinky.

"Hurry." Pinky demanded.

"What's wrong Videl, are you okay?"

"I'm fine," she said, "but I just can't keep my eyes open, the wind...."

I didn't know what to do, I knew she might be able to assist us in fighting Majin Buu, but she's slowing us down! Oh the stupidness hit again!! Why do saiyans have to be so stupid!!! Wait I have an idea!!

"I can carry you if you want..."

Uh-oh, big mistake, she's probably going to explode with anger. What kind of a stupid question was that????

"O-kaaaaay...I...guess..." she said, questioningly. She still wasn't too comfortable with the fact that someone had to carry her but at least I escaped whiplash from verbal assault. In a few seconds, she hopped into my arms and I finally figured out the most comfortable way to hold her. I let loose more energy and passed by Pinky.

"Uh...wa...wait!!!" he sputtered, speeding after me.

After a while of flying, I noticed figures in the sky.

"Hey look! There they are! HI DAD!" I said.

"It's about time you showed up..." Goku said as he and everybody else turned around. They started giggling.

"What?" I asked. I hate it when they do that! You know you're doing something embarrassing, but you don't know what until they give you mean hints... "Oh yeah..." I said as I remembered I was carrying Videl. "You know, she still isn't my girlfriend..." I said blushing.

"Yeah, whatever." Krillin said sarcastically. I could have torn his stupid hair-doo from his stupid head right then if I hadn't been carrying her...

The whole group started laughing except for Shin, Pinky, Piccolo, and Vegeta(he wasn't laughing, just smirking.)

I got hot in the face and sped ahead of everybody else. If they say one more word about that I swear...!

"Do you think this is going to be like the Cell Games, Gohan?" Videl asked me.

"I hope so. If it isn't, we're in deep trouble. If any of these bippity boppity guys are stronger than Cell..." I replied. I was very uncomfortable with that thought. What if Boppity was stronger than Cell? I might loose more than just my friends. I looked down at Videl.

"Do you still promise to leave when things get rough?" I asked.

"I do." Videl said.

"When I tell you to, go. Don't worry about us. I mean, how many strong people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many strong people does it take to screw up Boppity's plans? heh...heh..." I tried to lighten things up with a joke, I failed miserably. It was lame, she certainly didn't think it was funny... STUPIID STUPID think before you speak!!! At this rate, I'm going to make corny jokes and comments like Hercule whenever I open my mouth. I shuddered at the thought.

We flew for another half hour before we noticed that Spopovich and Yamu were slowing down.

"They're landing. "Shin said in his cold, smooth voice.

Duh. As if we didn't already know that. We aren't blind. It's just like that time when I was 14 and my cousin came up to me and said..."You know, you have acne on your forehead." Duh! Leave it to him to point out the most obvious things. Next thing he'll say is..."Oh my gosh!!! The sky is blue!" or "The grass is green!" or "Oh no! The dirt is br-br-brown!!!"

Shin looked at me coolly. Oh carack!! They can read minds, I forgot! Sorry Mr. Supreme Kai!

Spopovich and Yamu landed in a clearing with a convenient pile of rocks around it (Wow instant hiding place) We dropped down behind the rocks and started eaves-dropping. Once I put down Videl, I crouched down next to my dad. I lifted myself up to see what was going on. All Spopovich and Yamu did was stand there.

"Lower your power levels, they might notice us. And if they did, that would be bad." said Shin.

Don't think about how obvious that is!! DON'T DON'T DON'T!!! This is the supreme Kai! Shut up brain! This guy can blow me up at will!

Shin gave me a sharp look.

"Uh...heh heh...hi..." I said.

"Shut up termite!" Vegeta said to me.

"Whatever you say...Veggie-Chan..." I whispered. I knew he hated being called that.

"Ehhh..." Vegeta made that weird choking sound. "Nevermind, just listen!"

An alien appeared out of the small building in the middle of the clearing. He reminded me of a really freaky looking Freiza, so I called him "Freaks", hey, it did suit him well enough.

"Have you gotten it?" Freaks said. (Everytime I hear the word "gotten", I think people are talking about Goten, it gets annoying after a while.)

"What? You know what he's talking about? Uh...nope. Me neither. What do we do? "Spopovich and Yamu mumbled to eachother.

"Theenergyyounincompoops!!!" Freaks yelled all at once. His yelling was pretty decent. But he came no where near how good my mom was at it. She was the champion of yelling. No, really, she was...

"Uh, oh yeah, that... yup we got it yuk,yuk,yuk!" they replied.

I couldn't believe it, they were even more stupid than Hercule! They are nincompoops!

"Is that Boppity?" Goku asked.

"No, that's one of his minions. "Shin replied.

"Oh. Is he strong?" Goku asked.

"No, we can beat him and the other two, no problem. It's Just Boppity that I'm worried about now..."Shin replied.

"Master! Master, we've got something for you!" Freaks called out.

Oh no, this is it. We're finally going to have to fight Boppity. Oh no! We're all going to die!

"What do you want now, Bwe Bwe?" a raspy voice said. "It's not more Girl Scouts again is it? How many times do I have to tell them that I don't like mint flavored cookies!"

"Oh, it's much better than candy...pure energy. We've got alot." Bwe Bwe said in a taunting voice. (So Bwe Bwe is Freaks' name? Dende, what's wrong with these people? Bippity, Boppity, Buu, and now Bwe Bwe?)

Spopovich and Yamu started pshyco-babbling "Yeah, we got it from a guy who died his hair blonde during the match. Dunno why he did it, but it wa--"

"Silence!" the voice said.

I saw a huge pink hand grip the wall, and a tall, pink, devil-looking guy emerged, followed by a little guy, who's head was covered by a hood so I couldn't see his face.

"Oh no! It's Dabura, the King Of The Demons! "Shin said, "I hadn't anticipated this, this changes everything..."

"King of the what?" Videl asked.

"Demons. They come from a world opposite ours, like two sides of a coin. You guys might be the strongest in this world, but he is the strongest in his world, by far..."Shin said.

"So he's really strong?" Goku asked.

I swear, sometimes my dad asks the stupidest questions and does the stupidest things. Like when he gave Cell a senzu bean, what an idiot. And that incedent where he thought that lady on Snake Way was King Kai...the word 'King' generally implies that it is a male. Duh....

"Of course! He might be stronger than you even! And If Boppity has the power to take control of him, the strongest demon, just imagine how strong he is himself! "Shin exploded (he must have thought it was a really stupid question too.)

"What's to stop Boppity from taking control of us?" Piccolo asked.

"He can only take control of those with evil intentions." Pinky said.

"Piccolo..." Krillin teased, "You've always been a bad guy in your own good way, you sure you won't turn on us...?"

"Of course not!" Piccolo said, furiously.

"So, which one is Boppity?" Goku asked.

"The short one. "Shin said.

"I can't wait till we become all powerful Master, I'll be happy to help you out with all of the candy we're going to get..." Yamu said

"You two have worn out your welcome. I have no use for you now, sorry..." Boppity said, unmasking himself.

UGH! He's ugly! Eww eww eww. He's the termite, not me! Gross, he's a hairy bug, oh! I think I'm gonna barf!

Shin snickered. "Well don't. You might get some on my enormously huge shoulder pads..."

Everybody looked confused, (except Pinky, he was the only other one that knew what I said inside my head. Hey, that rhymes!)

Buggity, I mean, Boppity smiled his huge yellow teethed smile, and his pupils turned red.

Spopovich started getting bigger and bigger until his eyes popped out of his head. Boppity yelled and Spopovich exploded, sending guts flying everywhere.

Oh my gosh, that's disgusting! (I really did barf)

"I told you not to get it on my shoulder pads!"

"Now for...you, our friend over there." Boppity said, looking at the very frightened Yamu.

"N-no!" he blasted off, flying as fast as he could.

"Kill him." Boppity ordered Bwe Bwe.

"Heh, heh." Bwe Bwe laughed. He aimed his arm like a cannon and a green beam shot out of his fingers. The last sound that came out of Yamu was a terrified yell, he burst into ash.

"What a pity, you know I did like them, too." Boppity said, smiling.

"ERGH! What kind of person would kill their own partners?!" I yelled incredulously.

"Ahem." Krillin cleared his throat and nodded toward Vegeta.

Oh yah! Nappa! Uh-oh, it's not Mr. Piccolo we should worry about, Vegeta might turn on us! I smiled nervously at Krillin.

"Now we must go release Majin Buu." Boppity said. He looked around to see if there was anybody spying. Unfortunately, he saw Krillin's hair sticking up from a rock. Boppity disappeared and reappeared in front of the rocks.

"Hello, Friends." he said.

"AHHHHHH!" everyone screamed.

I knew I should have pulled out Krillin's hair!!!!

"Take care of them." Boppity ordered Dabura.

"Surely, I will." Dabura said back. He slowly began walking toward us. "Today is you're death day," he said, "Feel like taking an early dirt nap?"

Immediately, Piccolo shot a beam at him, only to have himself turned into stone by Dabura's spit. And when Krillin tried to run, he got turned to stone as well.

"Anybody else want the Medusa's curse on them?" he said, filling his mouth with saliva for another attack. I noticed Goku was looking behind him at a crevasse in the ground. He jumped in there and ordered everyone to follow.

"But what about--" I started to say.

"Leave them, there's no helping them now!"

+Dabura didn't try to stop them. He knew going down there meant certain death for the weak earthlings he was used to, but little did he know that three of them were Super Saiyans.+

He walked away.

"Why didn't he try to stop us?" Videl asked.

"I don't know." I answered. Just then, the crevasse closed, and the room was sent into complete darkness, and there was no way out.

We wandered around in the dark, trying to find some sort of light for a couple of minutes.

"G-gohan..." Videl's voice said, "I th-think I found the answer to my question..."

"Where are you, are you okay?" I yelled blindly.

"HELP! HELP!"

I couldn't see anything except for two yellow eyes in the distance, glowing with hatred.

"That's it!" I transformed to Super Saiyan level 2 and my energy filled the room with light. Videl was in the corner, shrinking against the wall. I looked up at the ceiling. A gigantic monster was about to pounce on her. It looked like a green scaly lobster bat thing (really gross, that's all I can say.)

I didn't have time to power it up much, but I quickly shouted "KAMAHAMEHA!!!!" and a huge purple beam hit the monster in the stomach. The impact killed it, and Videl got away in time before the thing fell on her.

I picked up a big stick, put some energy into my hand, and put my hand on the top of the stick. The energy set it on fire, and I picked up a few more sticks, set them on fire and passed them out to everybody. I passed the last one out to Videl.

"Thanks, Gohan." she said shyly.

"No problem." I said, turning back to normal and trying, but failing to put on a charming smile.

"Your boy is smart Kakarot, but if he was a little more smart, he could have done that sooner." Vegeta said.

"Shut up, you didn't even come up with that idea." Goku said.

"Yeah, look who's talking." I retorted to Vegeta.

"Quiet! Stop bickering. If we want to find a way out of here, we have to be alert. There may be more monsters in here. Keep an eye out." Pinky said. That reminded me of Spopovich (keep an eye out, ugh, that was gross.)

"Yes, Kibito is right, pay attention and follow our orders. "Shin said, he looked straight at Vegeta when he said that.(So Kibito is Pinky's name, I knew it was gonna be wierd!)

"Okay." Goku said seriously. He always sounded funny when he did that, and I had to stifle a laugh.

Videl was in the back of the group, I went and walked next to her, I didn't want any more close calls like that. We met a few more monsters of the same species while trying to find out way out. All we had to do was shoot a wave at them and they were toast.

As we were walking, I noticed that this place was like a cave. Complete with dirt in all the colors of the rainbow and water splashing down from the ceiling.

Eventually we came across a door (how cliché' is this?) Dad started trying to push the door open.

"It...won't...budge!" he said, sounding a bit constipated.

I grabbed hold of his shoulder and steered him away from the door. "It says PULL Dad." I said, effortlessly opening the door. I heard Videl chuckle from somewhere.

"Oh, that's what it said. Sorry, son, you know I'm not very good at reading." Goku said.

I rolled my eyes and looked at what was beyond.

"It's them! They are getting ready to release Buu!" Vegeta whispered.

"Oh, shi-" I started

"Gohan..." Dad warned.

"t..zu heehee, sorry." I said, "But there's no place to hide and eaves-drop by."

All of a sudden, a huge pile of rocks appeared in the middle of the room. Nobody in the room noticed it, amazingly. "Thanks Dende!" I whispered to the ceiling.

We took our usual positions behind the pile of rocks and peeked at the current action.

"Okay, insert panel A into slot B." Boppity said reading some instructions. "Or is that Panel C into slot D? ERGH! Why did they have to make this print so small?!"

"What's he doing?" Goku said incredulously.

"Reading instructions on how to release Majin Buu. "Shin said, "See that big ball over there, that is where he is contained."

"You, over there, what does that say?" Boppity called to us.

"Me?" said Dad.

"Yes, any of you, I can't read this!" Boppity said (he was so frustrated, he didn't realize that we were spying on him.)

"It says make a baloni sandwich, extra mustard, with chips, and a--" Goku started.

"Dad! Stop playing around!" I yelled.

"Sorry, but I'm hungry and I can't read well."

"Then you, with the green shirt, you look smart enough, come tell me what this says."

"Me?" I asked.

"WHEN I SAY YOU IN THE GREEN SHIRT,I MEAN YOU IN THE GREEN SHIRT, WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING "Me?" WHEN YOU KNOW I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU?!!!"

"Okay," I said coming up to him ,"It says make baloni sandwich, with extra mustard...hey! This isn't instructions for that machine, it's instructions for how to make Bill Clinton's favorite food! Isn't Bill Clinton that idiot who is America's president?"

"Yeah, Dole shoulda won if you ask me. "Videl piped up.

"What...are you talking about? "Shin said.

"Oh, is that what it says...?" Boppity said, squinting his eyes, "Well, I guess I have to... HEY! WHAT THE HFIL ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU IJITS!!!!!"

"Nice going, termite." Vegeta said.

"What ever, Veghead." I said back.

"Kill them!" Boppity commanded to the Dabura.

Dabura started heading for Dad.

"Come and get me..." Goku said in that funny voice again.

Goku turned Super Saiyan and threw a punch at Dabura, knocking him back. Dabura got back up and walked toward Goku again. Goku started beating the crap out of Dabura. Dabura shot a few fire balls at him, and Goku narrowly dodged them.

"KAAAA-MEEEE-HAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEE-HA!!!!!!!"

A gigantic blue beam the Demon in the face, knocking him back, and causing the floor to need some serious re-tiling.

Dabura got up and spit at Goku. Goku dodged, but some hit me in the hand.

"My hand is turning to stone! ACK!" I screamed. I did some quick thinking and rubbed the spit off on Boppity's robe. Luckily, only a little part of the back of my hand turned to stone. "WHEW!"

Then I realized that I had touched Boppity and started feeling sick to the stomach.

I decided to finish Dabura off with my dad. I turned SSJ2 and powered up a good, long, Kamehameha wave. PHZVOOOOOM!!!! It hit Demon right in the stomach, knocking him back again. Obviously, my SSJ2 powers were no match for him. He never got back up.

"I could have done better than that!" Vegeta boasted.

+Boppity then sensed Vegeta's evilness.+

"Hey, you, with the spiky hair, come here." Boppity said.

"Me?" I, Goku, Videl, Vegeta, and Shin said.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT!!!!" Boppity shrieked, "The one with the black spiky hair!"

"Me?" I, Goku, Videl, and Vegeta said.

"ERRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! YOU!!!" Boppity shot a small beam in front of Vegeta.

Uh-Oh I had a feeling that Boppity had sensed Vegeta's evil intentions, now he was going to take him over.

Vegeta and Boppity walked over to a corner of the room and started talking, when they stopped talking, Vegeta looked very happy.

"I'm going to be stronger than you Kakarot!" he said with a huge grin on his face.

"NO VEGETA, DON'T DO IT!!!" I yelled.

"What's he doing?" Videl said, looking really scared.

"Boppity is going to take control of him!" I said, "He's really strong, we can't handle him, Majin Buu, and Boppity all at once!!!"

Boppity started chanting something and all of the sudden, Vegeta yelled and he became SSJ 2.

I stared in terror as I watched him head straight for Videl, knowing she was the weakest and easiest target. Vegeta had changed. His eyes were black, with white pupils, and he had a huge M on his forehead.

Videl, knowing she was practically dead, decided to fight for her life anyway. She punched and kicked Vegeta as hard as she could, but nothing happened, he just stood there, she was just aggravating him more and more with each attempt to knock him down.

(Just in case you were wondering, Boppity was busy looking through his various file cabinets for instructions on how to release Buu at the time, and was oblivious to what was going on around him.)

"Heh heh heh." Vegeta snickered, a small smile playing on his lips. And before I could do anything, he hit Videl with a small ki blast that sent her flying over to the wall, which she hit and slid down, leaving a trail of blood. I wasn't sure if she was dead or not.

"ERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!" a rage I was unfamiliar to coursed through my body. How could he do that? How could he kill someone so defenseless? Wasn't he after my father?

"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!!!". I powered up as much as my madness would take me and shot the biggest ki blast I could manage in a short amount of time at Vegeta, which caught him off guard and sent him flying to the opposite side of the room. I flew over there and blasted him a few more times, with alot bigger and well placed ki blasts. The more I hurt him, the more satisfaction I got, "HOW DARE YOU???!!!" I yelled at him, "HOW DARE--" ::kick, kick:: "--YOU!!!"

I ran over to the others and asked, "Is she all right?"

"No, the gash is pretty bad, she's still alive though..." Dad said, "Kibito, can you heal her?"

"No, I used all my power up restoring Gohan's strength, I wouldn't be able to in a few hours." he replied.

I felt so horrible. It was my fault! I let her come, and Kibito used all of his healing powers on me! I was soon to be the cause of her death and I knew I couldn't do anything about it. I could see the life start to slip from her face.

"Dad, use a senzu bean. "I said desperately.

Goku quickly handed me one, and I stuffed it in her mouth.

Suddenly, her face got really pale, she was going to die any minute now.

"Don't die...please?"

She stopped breathing, that was the end. I knew she was gone now.

Suddenly, her face regained half of it's usual color and she sat bolt up- right. "What happened?" she said. The last thing she could remember was a flash of light.

"Areyoualright?" I blurted out.

"I'm fine," she said, "What's wrong, what happened?"

"Vegeta creamed you." I said, relieved. "You almost died, for a moment I was sure you did ..."

Videl, even though her memory was coming back to her, still looked kind of confused.

"If everything is all right for now," Goku said, "I'll be right back, I have a bone to pick with Korin." He teleported to Korin's house.

"Okay." I said, cooling off now that Videl was okay.

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"What the heck is the matter with you?!" Goku yelled to Korin, once he had found him.

"Surely, I don't know what you are talking about." the white cat said through his whiskers.

"WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS THAT IT'S BEEN 7 LONG YEARS WITH NO BIG BAD GUYS AND NO MASS KILLINGS, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELEIVE THAT YOU ONLY HAVE 3 SENZU BEANS?????!!!!!"

"Oh, that..."

"Oh that? Whaddaya mean 'oh that'? Where are the friggin' senzu beans?!"

"We, uh, kinda..."

"Kinda what?"

"We opened a candy shop, okay! They taste like candy, and we're getting alot of money off it too!" he said, acting brave, then shrinking under Goku's glare.

"We need help. I want you to fill this bag with as much beans as you can, you got it?" demanded Goku, holding out a small brown sack.

"Okay!! But you have to do a favor for me first... I want you to get me some fast food. Oh! It's been so long since I have savored the delicious morsels of artery-clogging greasy food!" he mused.

"Yeah, whatever," Goku said. Then he teleported to the tournament. He saw Goten and Trunks pigging out on juice.

"I need your help, come with me." he ordered them.

"Okay!" They chimed in unison as Goku grabbed their hands.

Goku flew over to the concession stand and bought a bunch of nachos (so much that it put the stand out of business) and threw half of them down his gullet.

"Ahh, that hit the spot." he said, patting his stomach, and flying over to his wife. He explained everything in a hurry, and teleported back to Korin's place with Goten and Trunks so fast, that he left ChiChi yelling that he needed to say it again, slower to a whiff of air.

"Here you go." he said, dropping off the nachos in exchange for about 30 senzu beans.

"Good luck." Korin replied.

"Thanks Korin." Goku said, teleporting back to the others.

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"Hey bro!" I said when I saw Goten.

"Hi Gohan, hi girl person." he said to me and Videl, him and me did a wierd sort of hand shake that envolved some of the steps to "Patty Cake."

"Goten!" I said, trying to sound as if I was talking to a dog, "Go get Mr. Vegeta, go get him!"

Goten barked like a dog and scampered off to go assist Shin and Kibito, who were still trying to beat Vegeta.

"You too, Trunks." Goku said.

"Yes! I'll show you Dad! Never promise me you are going to take me to the park for an hour and not take me!" Trunks said, turning Super Saiyan, and attempting to punch his Dad in the face.

I sat there with Videl since everything seemed fine with Vegeta (Goku, Trunks, Goten, Shin, and Kibito were beating him up.)

As I sat there, I saw a window of opportunity...Boppity was looking through file cabinets for how to release Buu, if there is no file cabinets, there is no instructions...

I stood up and started saying "KA-ME-HA..."

"Eh?" Boppity looked up.

"MEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

A purple beam blew up all of the forty file cabinets.

Boppity was buried under a pile of partially burnt papers and molting metal.

Uh-oh, Boppity was mad now. We were going to have to fight him for sure now...

"How dare you, termite!" Boppity cried out.

"LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!" I yelled back, defiantly.

"That's it! It's now or never!" Boppity screamed, "Vegeta! Come here!"

Vegeta stood up from the hole Trunks had punched him into and started walking toward Boppity. "Yes, Master." he said, sounding like he was doing a cheap imitation of Egor.

Boppity shoved a needle into Vegeta, sucking out his energy.

"Yes! It is complete!!" he yelled.

Boppity jabbed the needle with Vegeta's and my energy into the big ball which contained Majin Buu. He left a very pale looking Vegeta on the floor, gasping for breath.

"Yes! Now Majin Buu will kill you all! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::choke, gag::HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"If you knew how to do that all along, then what were those instructions you were looking at?" I asked, confused.

"You thought those were Majin Buu's instructions?"

"Uh...yeah, I did..." I said, running my hand through my hair.

"HAHAHAHAHA! You fool, those were instructions on how to assemble my new cotton candy machine!" he wheeled out a huge box that said : FRAGILE, ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED and on the bottom it said Bill Nye the Science Guy Laboratories. "See?" he said, grinning.

The ball started glowing and cracks started breaking it apart.

"Uh, could we take a nap now? I'm getting tired..."I asked.

"Yeah, me too." Goku said.

"It is getting kinda late..."Videl said.

"Oh, if you must..."Boppity sighed.

"Kay, thanks!" Goku waved.

"C ya in a bit!" I said. Shin and Kibito were staring at us in horror. (it's annoying how the saga goes on for ages, and the whole thing only takes place in one day, so I just decided to give the characters a break in- between. It's only logical....)

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A few hours later

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As I was saying...

THE BALL STARTED GLOWING AND CRACKS STARTED BREAKING IT APART!!!!!!!

Everybody stared in horror as the feared Majin Buu was emerging out of his egg. There was a huge flash and misty smoke filled the room.

"Koff. koff, hack, hack, hey, wise guy, don't you know smoking is bad for you and everything around you!?" Goku yelled (very Son like), gasping for breath, just like Vegeta.

The smoke cleared and we could now see the fearsome Majin Buu, and all we could do was...

"HAHAHA! He looks like a pink Mr.Popo!"

...laugh.

He did indeed look like that too. Then all of the sudden, a skinny Buu popped out of him, and a super Buu popped out of skinny Buu.

"Ahh, It feels good to be out of there!" Fat Buu said, stretching.

"You're telling me!" Skinny Buu said, doing the same thing.

"Shut up, you talk too much." Super Buu said, cracking his neck.

"Well you talk too little! Even when we were little Buus you...*bla bla blablalblablablablablablablablabla*....." Fat Buu said. He kept on talking endlessly.

All of the sudden, Skinny Buu swallowed Fat Buu. "Man, he was annoying!" he said, sounding relieved. "I mean he kept on talking and talking and talking and talking and..." Skinny Buu kept on saying 'and talking' endlessly until Super Buu swallowed him.

"Finally, some peace and quiet..." Buu said, rubbing his temples.

"NOW DESTROY THE WORLD MY FAITHFUL MAJIN BUU!!!!!" Boppity yelled at the top of his lungs.

"SHUT UP SERVANT!" Buu said, firing a huge beam at Boppity and killing him.

"Now, peace and quiet..." Buu said. "Uhhhh...who are you?" he asked, looking at the Z-fighters.

"We are the protectors of this planet, and we have come to defeat you, monster!" Goku said, proudly.

"Oh, is that right?" Buu smirked back

"Yes, that's right." Goku said, thinking, "At least...I think it is....Well, no matter! I will destroy you anyway!"

Buu started fighting with Goku, and eventually trapped him in his arms.

"LEGGO OF ME!!!" Goku shrieked.

Buu absorbed Goku.

"DAD!" I yelled.

"Don't worry, your Dad will live inside of Buu's belly, It'll only be a matter of time before he will escape." Shin said. Dang, he knew alot. He should tell us this stuff before hand.

"Okay." I looked at Videl. "Plan A?"

"Plan A" she said. We both winked at eachother.

"Kibito, Shin, Goten, Trunks, it is of utmost importance that you do not interfere, no matter what, okay?" I said, in my queerest Saiyaman voice.

"Whatever," they all mumbled.

Videl and I walked up to Majin Buu." We will defeat you!" we said at the same time, eyes crossed.

I started fighting with Majin Buu when all of the sudden, Videl yelled "RUBBER DUCKY!" she ran around in circles..."Rubber ducky, rubber ducky, rubber ducky!"

"What the...?" Buu said, turning to watch Videl make a fool out of herself. He prepared to fight her when I screamed "BUCK-AWK!" like a chicken while standing on my head "Buck- awk!"

He turned around to look at me now, eyes getting wide, "What are you doing?"

"Banana oil!" Videl yelled.

Buu put his attention back on her "Banana oil what?!" he was getting really annoyed.

I picked up big chunks of debris, throwing them and saying, " I will defeat you, Buu! If it's the last thing I do!" I did all this while facing the wall.

"What are you doing?!" Buu said, he was really getting confused. "Why are these people making fools out of themselves?" he said to himself.

"ACK!" Videl gagged with terror. She started smashing various spots on the floor, screaming about pink tarantulas.

"I demand you two to tell me what you are doing, or I'll blow up the world!" Buu yelled at the top of his lungs.

I copied every word Buu said, except she was saying them in Pig Latin. When Buu asked me what I was doing, I claimed, "I'm translating for the donuts you idiot!"

Videl started singing, "It's a small world after all!" in her loudest, most annoying voice.

"That's it!!" Buu yelled, powering up. A huge wave of energy surrounded us.

"EWWWWWW! DID YOU JUST FART? UGH! YOU'RE NASTY! " I said to him.

Majin Buu blushed, "No I did not!"

Videl ran up to him and said "So, Godzilla, how are the chickens biting today?"

"My name is not Godzilla, and I don't have any chickens!" Buu yelled.

I started chasing him around the room, hitting him while yelling "KILL THE ROACH, KILL THE ROACH!!!"

Videl picked up a piece of file cabinet and hit Buu really hard over the head several times screaming "TOO MANY BUNNIES, TOO MANY BUNNIES!"

I all of the sudden, started smacking him on the face, yelling "Don't worry Mr. President, I'll kill the rabid jelly beans!"

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Majin Buu yelled. He exploded while yelling his last words "TOO MUCH STUPID, TOO MUCH STUPID!!!"

"It worked!" I said, giving Videl a high-five.

Dad popped out of no where.

"Hi, Dad!" I said, walking over to him.

"Stay away from me, you're crazy..." Goku said, backing away.

"No I'm not, it was all a plan."

"OK!" Dad said, practically jumping into my arms.

Shin and Kibito were dumb-founded. "You humans have a.....weird way of dealing with things"

"Yeah, that was funny, big brother!" Goten smiled.

Trunks was busy rolling all over the floor, laughing. "You, HAHA, guys a- HEEHEEHEE-are freakazoids!"

"It's been nice working with you, bye." Shin said, hurrying away, "One more thing, you beat the demon king, all you have to do to your stone friends is punch them and all of the rocks will fall off, leaving them back to normal."

"Okay, thanks." I called after them. They were nothing more than a speck in the sky now. "That's a pretty big hole in the ceiling." I observed.

"It's a nice sky light." Videl said.

"You two are weird." Goku said, flying through the hole.

The four of us followed.

Once Piccolo and Krillin were brought back, we started heading home. Videl was able to fly on her own this time, since we weren't facing the wind.

We touched down about 50 yards from the gates, and walked, the seven of us, together, healthy, and relieved, glad that today, we saved had the world from destruction again.



END!!!

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