1 A Strange Little Chat
By saiyagal
A Note: Hm, I think I’m high on sugar or something…anyway, this is just something I cooked up a while ago but never had the courage to put up. Well, now I’ve got the courage, and now it’s up. I must be mad…but as I said, it’s been here awhile just never published. It’s meant to be semi funny, and even if it’s not to you, well I don’t care. Have a nice day!!! ^-^
Gohan: ssj2g
Videl: powagal18
Erasa: dumblonde24
Sharpener: hotjock7
Chichi: diablo_frying_pan
Goten: gokusclone
Goku: food&fightguy
Vegeta: saiyan_prince
Bulma: bluebrain_genius
Trunks: babyboy101
Krillin: baldstar36
Android 18: deadly_beauty
Piccolo: ymekream
Marron: chickflickRme
LET US BEGIN!!!
~ssj2g has entered the chat~
~powagal18 has entered the chat~
ssj2g: hey v-chan, u there?
powagal18: yeah, why does it take so long to find a privete chat room???
ssj2g: This one should be foolproof, though. Bulma helped
~dumblonde24 has entered the chat~
dumblonde24: hiya all!!!
powagal18: foolproof, huh?
ssj2g: hey, it WAS. dumblonde24, how’d you get in???
dumblonde24: Videl helped me, she sent the entrance code
ssj2g: -glares at powagal18- oh REALLY???
powagal18: whu?! You know Erasa, she don’t shut up until she gets what she wants!!!
~hotjock7 has entered the chat~
hotjock7: Gohan, please help me!!! I’m stuck in the math homework
ssj2g: okay, it’s simple – HEY!!! How did YOU get in?!
hotjock7: some dude named saiyan_prince sent it to me and told me to call you and your dad a baka
ssj2g: ooooooooohhhhhhhh, I’m gonna KILL vegeta
dumblonde24: who
powagal18: well duh Erasa, that must be who saiyan_prince is
ssj2g: yeah, and soon he’ll be calling himself DEAD_saiyan_prince because it’ll fit
~saiyan_prince has entered the chat~
saiyan_prince: Well, if it isn’t Kakarot’s eldest brat and his three high school moron friend, including his girlfriend. –evil smirk-
ssj2g: Vegeta, I will kill you. I swear I will.
saiyan_prince: who, me???
ssj2g: do you see any other weakass wanna-be warriors on this chat???
powagal18: other then Vegeta? Sharpener.
ssj2g: Good point. Other then him?
powagal18: No one else.
Saiyan_prince: why you
~ssj2g has thrown saiyan_prince off the chat~
powagal18: thank you Gohan
ssj2g: I did it for my sanity ^-^
dumblonde24: do you know what just happened, sharpener?
hotjock7: not really. you wanna go to the movies with me? I hear there’s some good movies on currently.
Dumblonde24: okay. Now?
Hotjock7: yup. Meet me at the mall in half an hour. Bye Gohan and Videl
~hotjock7 has left the chat~
dumblonde24: bye bye you two
~dumblonde24 has left the chat~
ssj2g: I sometimes wonder about them
powagal18: I say they lost it long ago. ^-^
ssj2g: too true. Maybe we can actually chat now.
Powagal18: yeah so are you going to the dance?
Ssj2g: 0_0;
Powagal18: well are u
~gokusclone has entered the chat~
~food&fightguy has entered the chat~
gokusclone: hiya nichan
food&fightguy: Vegeta was saying you threw him off this chat thing, did you really Gohan???
Ssj2g: yeah dad. Let me guess, he told you two the password?
Food&fightguy: yup. He’s standing over my shoulder growling.
Gokusclone: Oh, nichan?
Ssj2g: what is it, squirt?
Gokusclone: Mom said dinner’s almost ready so hurry up and get off
~boytoy101 has entered the chat~
boytoy101: goten you on
gokusclone: that’s me
boytoy101: cool, dinner just stopped at my place, mom should be on soon
ssj2g: why are you two still on?!?! Go away, this is SUPPOSED to be a PRIVATE chat!!!
2 Food&fightguy: Let them talk Gohan, they won’t be long
Ssj2g: grrrrrrrr. Videl let’s whisper or find another chat
Powagal18: kay but which one
Ssj2g: whisper so we can still see what they’re doing
~deadly_beauty has entered the chat~
~baldstar36 has entered the chat~
~chickflick has entered the chat~
~bluebrain_genius has entered the chat
deadly_beauty: hello
baldstar36: okay you can start the party, I’m here
chickflick: 0o0
bluebrain_genius: why were you kicked off Vegeta?
Gokusclone: he got on nichan’s nerves
Boytoy101: understandable. Dad was dissing gohan’s girlfriend
Bluebrain_genius: oh REALLY? somebody’s sleeping on the couch tonight
Food&fightguy: WHAT?!?!?! Woman!!!
Food&fightguy: sorry, Vegeta just typed that in before I could stop him
Bluebrain_genius: don’t worry goku. Vegeta, just get on under YOUR name, will you???
Food&fightguy: he says Gohan changed the password so he can’t, or Gohan just put a block on his account
Ssj2g: damn right I did
All: GOHAN!!!
Gokusclone and boytoy101: Gohan said a bad word!!!
Ssj2g: like you peoplz never cuss
Baldstar36: there are underage people on this chat Gohan, you should know better
Ssj2g: there aren’t SUPPOSED to be ‘underage people’ on this chat, for one thing, and for another, this is MY chat room and I can throw you all off if I feel like it. And say another word to me Krillin, I will log off and personally come kick your ass.
Deadly_beauty: that’s it, all people below ten years old get off NOW. Gohan, if they don’t leave voluntarily kick them off
Ckickflick: awwwwwwww…
Gokusclone: awwwwwwww…
Boytoy101:awwwwwwww…
~gokusclone has left the chat~
~chickflick has left the chat~
ssj2g: get OFF Trunks, don’t just sit there and TRY to be invisable
~ssj2g has thrown boytoy101 off chat~
bluebrain_genius: that makes two in the hallway tonight
baldstar36: go bulma
~ymekream has entered the chat~
ymekream: hey where is Gohan? Dende is looking for you
ssj2g: oh really? why
ymekream: don’t ask me, he said something about poker
food&fightguy: NAMECKS play POKER now?!
Ssj2g: yeah all of us were bored so I taught Piccolo Dende and Mr. Popo how to play
Bluebrain_genius: but really, poker?
Baldstar36: I agree with her
Deadly_beauty: poker? What’s that???
Ssj2g: that’s it, next person to say the word ‘poker’ is off
Powagal18: are you sure about that, Gohan?
Deadly_beauty: poker
Baldstar36: poker
Bluebrain_genius: poker
Food&fightguy: poker
Ymekream: poker
Ssj2g: you asked for it
~ssj2g has thrown deadly_beauty off chat~
~ssj2g has thrown food&fightguy off chat~
~ssj2g has thrown bluebrain_genius off chat~
~ssj2g has thrown ymekream off chat~
~ssj2g has thrown baldstar36 off chat~
ssj2g: I feel much better now
powagal18: you ought to, you just kicked off half the chat
ssj2g: ^-^
powagal18: so can we get back to where we were
ssj2g: cool
powagal18: are u going to the dance?
Ssj2g: if I can get a certain friend of mine to come with me…
Powagal18: alright, I’ll come with you
Ssj2g: YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! All RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Powagal18: -giggles- can you be any more excited?
Ssj2g: want me to try?
Powagal18: no thank you. I’ll see you tomorrow at school luv
Ssj2g: yes o mighty woman of mine ~_^
~powagal18 has left the chat~
~ssj2g has left the chat~
~diablo_frying_pan has entered the chat~
diablo_frying_pan: dinnertime!!! Hey, where is everybody???
THE END…OR IS IT????
Author’s Note: Hehe, finally got it down! See, my computer’s been screwing up, like freezing and stuff while I’m doing important things (such as getting this copied). So here it is, at last!!! SOLs are almost done, by the way, so I should be updating Saiyan Rapture soon. R/R!!!
