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Just Desserts

By Danielle

Disclaimers: The characters are not mine. I'm just using them. I'm like that,
you know.

Authors Notes: For WC Assignment 5- write a Porn parody. Mine has to star
Jenny. You asked for it…

She fell to the floor in pure exhaustion. Possessing people was hard work.
But it had been worth it. Willow had completed the spell, and Angelus was
Angel once again. Thank god- she didn't like Angelus one bit. After all, he'd
killed her.

She lay there for a few moments, catching her breath. Or what would have been
her breath had she actually been alive. She was actually letting her energy
store replenish itself. Being a bodiless spirit had ups and downs- the
possessing was of the good, the energy drain, not so much.

It was as she was relaxing and regaining her strength that the PTB contacted
her. A short demon/man appeared before her. "Hey, toots, the name's Whistler.
So what'll you have?"

Jenny looked extremely confused. "Huh? What do you mean?"

"You did good, kid. And even though you're dead and all, you still get a
reward. So what'll it be?"

A reward? Jenny certainly liked the sound of that. "What kind of reward?"

Whistler sighed. "Jeez, do I have to explain everything? Look, it's like your
last request. You get pretty much whatever you want. You want a lifetime
supply of hot dogs, which would be my personal choice, then you got it. You
want to go back and relive one day in your life- it's yours. So what'll it
be?"

The ghost smiled at the little man in front of her. "Anything?"

"Whatever you want, doll."

Jenny Calendar clapped her hands together in glee. This was going to be fun.

~~~~~

She lay in her own bed, dressed in nothing but her lace teddy. She pinched
her arm, making sure she was real. As the pain quickly stung and subsided,
she smiled. She was real, she had a body, and she knew what was next.

The doorbell rang in her apartment. She stood languorously and sauntered out
of her bedroom, stopping to cool herself off in front of the fan for a
minute. It was hot- at least 100 degrees, and when it was this hot, there was
only one thing to be done.

Smiling to herself, she opened the door. There stood Rupert Giles holding a
bouquet of flowers and a large tub of ice cream. His jaw dropped at the sight
of her, answering the door in a near state of undress. "J-Jenny, I came right
over with the Ice Cream you wanted."

She smiled devilishly and grabbed a fist full of his shirt, yanking him into
the room. "Good. I was so hot, and some Ice Cream would really cool me off."

Giles gulped audibly. "Oh my." Still holding on to his shirt, she pulled him
toward the bedroom. Taking the flowers and the ice cream from him and placing
them on the night stand next to her bed, she quickly spun to look at her
conquest. He seemed a bit unnerved.

"Rupert? Are you scared of little old me?"

"M-me? No, of course not, love. I'm just not used to seeing you so… forward,
is all."

She chuckled to herself. "That wasn't forward, Rupert." Suddenly, she moved,
grasping him by the shoulders and throwing him down on the bed. Quickly she
crawled up his body, pinning him beneath her, and kissed him so hard he
gasped for air when she finally pulled away. "Now that was forward."

"Quite right, Jenny. I shall have to remember the difference. Well, that was
wonderful, thanks for inviting me, but really I must get home-"

She smiled again. "Oh, you're not going anywhere, Giles. I deserve my just
desserts and you are part of it. So lose the clothes, would you?"

He cleared his throat. "Um, of course." She let him stand and watched as he
stripped down to his boxers. For an older guy, he was in really good shape.
And what a good shape it was. She smiled and crooked her finger to beckon him
closer to her. He immediately moved toward her and she took control once
again, drawing him down to her and pressing her lips to his. They quickly
commenced with the touching and tasting of each other, Jenny's teddy getting
ripped away in the process. Losing himself in the moment, in the kissing and
touching and groping, Giles barely heard her when she whispered, "Get a
spoon."

"A spoon?"

"In the drawer of the nightstand, Rupert."

Tentatively he opened the drawer and reached inside, drawing out a spoon. He
looked to her for his next instructions. "Get the ice cream, and feed me
some."

He grabbed the container off the table and opened it, scooping out a spoonful
and holding it out for her to taste.  Her mouth opened and tasted it, and a
pleased sigh erupted from her. "Mmmmm- this is good. You want a taste?"

Giles nodded greedily and Jenny smiled again. She took the spoon and scooped
up some to feed to him. He smiled as its sticky sweet goodness hit his
tongue.

Soon, she was so mindless with excitement, that she barely heard the door to
her bedroom open. "Ms. Calendar, I brought the Hot fudge you… oh wow." Her
eyes flickered open and she saw Xander standing in the doorway holding a jar
or the sticky sweet brown syrup. She smiled at the boy as he took in the
sight of she and Giles naked eating ice cream. "Um, should I come back later?"

She looked from one male to the other. "Xander, why don't you stay and join
us?"

Giles laughed to himself at her boldness, then returned to his dessert.
Xander stood dumbfounded for a moment, until Jenny winked at him. Then as
quickly as possible, he began stripping off his clothes. When in Rome… he
figured.  When he got down to nothing, he practically ran to the bed. "Don't
forget the hot fudge, Xander."

He ran back and grabbed it, and returned to her side, where she kissed him
hungrily. She told him to take the cap off and she grabbed the jar and poured
it over the tub of ice cream Giles was holding and dug her fingers into the
cold treat, and began feeding it to Xander, who licked her fingers clean.
Again, she looked from one man to the other, and Jenny Calendar smiled to
herself. God, she thought, if this is my reward for helping Willow with a
spell, I'd love to see my reward for doing something really good.

~~~~

Somewhere off in the realm of the dead, Whistler watched the little scene
Jenny had requested and frowned.  "Man, is that all they're going to do? I
though this was going to be good stuff what with the nudity and ice cream and
all. What are they going to do when the werewolf shows up with the whip cream
and cherries? Get some bowls? This is freaking boring! I'm out of here!"