Assignment 3: Crossovers (Last show of series)

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8 PM (50) (54)  Baseball 3:00 Baltimore at Detroit

And so, with Buffy and Angel postponed for the night, the characters
decide that if no one can watch them, no one’s going to watch anything
else either . . .

8 PM (2) (6) (27) Who Wants to Be a Millionaire – Game 1:00. Entire show
bankrupted by one Wesley Wyndham-Price, who states that with his
winnings he’s going to buy a decrepit hotel in Los Angeles for a friend.
Odd fellow. (Last Show of Series)

(3) (13) (21) JAG – Drama 1:00. Harm and Mac are sent to the Sunnydale
Naval Base to investigate a charge of vampirism by one of the sailors
stationed there. The odd thing is, Sunnydale doesn’t have a naval base
(last show of series).

(5) (29) (43) (45) That ‘70s Show – Comedy. Eric doesn’t trust the new
British exchange student; Kelso suspects Hyde of living up to his name,
“like that old horror movie dude”; Fez notices that Donna’s parents
don’t come outside in the sunlight any more. (Last show of series)
Spike: James Marsters.

(8) (10) (11) The Fighting Fitzgeralds – Comedy. Brian Dennehy suddenly
remembers he’s a good actor and is wasting his time on network
television, thanks to a visit from a woman who has mysterious visions.
(Last show of series) Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter.

(15) (57) Chains of Love – 1:00 Tonight four men are chained to a
British woman named Drusilla. Massive lawsuits follow when no one except
her survives the night. (Last show of series)

(A&E) Biography --  1:00 A portrait of Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator
Joss Whedon.

(LIF) Unsolved Mysteries 1:00 – Why Dark Angel hasn’t been cancelled
yet.

8:30 PM (5) (29) (43) (45) Titus – Comedy. Titus’ father picks a fight
with an effete-looking Englishman and winds up in the hospital with
multiple stab wounds. When Titus and his friends try to take revenge, it
ends up badly. (Last show of series) Rupert Giles: Anthony Stewart Head.

(8) (10) (11) Third Rock from the Sun – Comedy. Sally gets mistakenly
sent to prison and gets into a scuffle with a tough inmate; Dick meets
Mary’s new suitor, Ted, and doesn’t like him one bit; Harry and Tommy
discover what happens when you argue with men with fangs. (Last show of
series) Faith: Eliza Dushku.

9 PM (2) (6) (27) Dharma & Greg – Comedy. An old acquaintance of Larry
and Abby’s drops by and leaves mysterious tattoos on everyone’s arms;
Greg gets an offer from a powerful law firm in Los Angeles that doesn’t
seem inclined to take no for an answer. (Last show of series) Ethan:
Robin Sachs.

(3) (13) (21) 60 Minutes II – Newsmagazine 1:00. A study on the
phenomenally high murder rate in a small town in Southern California,
and why the authorities are powerless; plus an examination of the US
Army’s explorations into the occult. All reports filed posthumously.
(Last show of series)

EDITOR’S CHOICE (5) (29) (43) (45) Dark Angel. A SHOCKING END? A
surprising twist, in a season filled with many attempts at them, finds
Max discovering a cache of Buffy the Vampire Slayer videotapes from
twenty years ago. Upon viewing them, she is greatly disturbed to
discover that all she is and all she has ever been is a pale imitation
of the title character of the series, only with dark hair, poutier lips
and much less acting ability. Despite Logan’s best attempts to convince
her otherwise, Max decides, with the help of a mysterious man in black,
that the best thing for her to do is go into permanent seclusion. But
does this man in black have other plans? Last show of series (1:00)
Angel: David Boreanaz.

(8) (10) (11) Frasier – Comedy. Niles, on the verge of a romantic
interlude with Daphne, gets a shocking surprise when ex-wife Maris
interrupts with the REAL reason she was so pale, thin, never ate
anything and burned so easily. Also, Eddie gets bitten by a boy named
Jordy and begins a series of mysterious transformations. (Last show of
series)

(15) (57) All Souls – 1:00. A new intern shows up with his irritable
sister, who leaves a trail of insane people and dead bodies in her wake.
(Last show of series) Glory: Clare Kramer. Ben: Charlie Weber.

(CNN) Larry King Live – 1:00. But not for long.

9:30 PM (2) (6) (27) What About Joan? – Comedy. Oh, who cares? Does
anyone really watch this show? Yada yada yada, Joan Cusack runs into a
vampire, yada yada dead. (Last show of series)

(8) (10) (11) Three Sisters – Comedy. The three sisters run into two
witches and meet one dead end. (Last show of series) Willow: Alyson
Hanigan. Tara: Amber Benson.

10:00 PM EDITOR”S CHOICE (2) (6) (27) NYPD Blue. THE CURSE When Sorenson
is struck down by a sniper’s bullet, it leads Sipowicz to an examination
of how many people around him have come to bad ends – his wife, his
oldest son, Bobby Simone. After some introspection, he finds out he’s
been cursed, the only remedy being to never show his rear end in public
again. But can he make the sacrifice? Meanwhile, a corrupt mayoral
candidate visits the 15th and is overheard discussing his plans for the
city and its inhabitants once he’s elected. Last show of series (1:00)
Richard Wilkins III: Harry Groener.

(3) (13) (21) Judging Amy – Drama 1:00. A disgruntled museum worker,
irritated at Amy’s ruling against him in a custody case, assembles an
ancient demon figurine said to have mysterious powers. Also, Maxine
investigates old rumors of abuses at the former Lowell Home for
Children. (Last show of series) The Judge: Brian Thompson. Genevieve
Holt: Kathryn Jooster.

(8) (10 (11) Dateline NBC: A report on the sudden endings of every other
show on Tuesday Night except Buffy the Vampire Slayer amd Angel; also,
what made James Cameron, normally so talented a director, do something
as inanely written as Dark Angel? And what demon did he sell his soul to
to insure its success? (Last show of series.)