Title: T and A (Assignment 2)
Author: Nickle
Disclaimer: Don't own, just playing.
Notes: If you wanna talk about lame, here is the new winner. Sorry I couldn't
do better:(
~*~*~*~*
"How's it been going?"
Faith shrugged at him through the plexiglass window. "The usual. Repressing
the urge to hit back and break some teeth."
"Glad to hear that," Angel smiled. "What have you been doing to keep
yourself
busy?"
"Watching tv. Not much else to do here. Working out isn't any fun without a
sparing partner and I'm not the book type."
"It still must be better than sitting around watching nonsense."
"If I can't kick ass, I might as well watch someone else do it on tv-even if
it is all fake."
"Don't tell me you watch wrestling?"
Faith laughed. "Yeah, so? You have any suggestions of your own?"
"I don't watch tv," Angel replied. "Too many other things to do."
"Well if you ever wanna watch some laughable butt kicking you should check
out Dark Angel. All that chick does is preen and pout and try to look
menacing-"
"Really?" Angel asked shortly, he suddenly shifting in his seat.
"Yeah," Faith laughed again. "Watching that hack trying to act- shit in one
episode when she was suffering from 'withdrawal' from her trypto-whatever
drugs I nearly laughed my ass off the couch-"
"Lay off Faith," Angel said with a pointed look.
"Lay off what? The girl's all tits and ass and nothing else-"
"Well I happen to think she's got skills-she's grown into the part as the
season-"
He stopped at Faith's look.
"You not only watch Dark Angel, but you're a fan of the jiggle chick?"
Faith
asked incredulously.
"I sometimes turn the tv on for background noise-"
"And pouty face just happens to be on?" Faith finished skeptically. She
chuckled at Angel's look and blew out a breath.
"Shit, Angel, thought you had better taste."
"It's all in good fun."
"Right," Faith nodded dubiously. "So tell me do you and your little team
pop
popcorn and sip sodas and make a little party of it?"
"My viewing habits are none of their business."
"One of your deep dark secrets, huh?"
"Yeah, something like that."
"Kinda like the fact you like to wear women's lacy thong underwear?"
Angel looked up at her in horror. Faith gave him a sly grin.
"Your red satin g-string is showing," she whispered into the phone."
FIN
*Please note that the views of the character of Faith in this story in no way
reflect the views held by the author regarding the show 'Dark Angel' or the
actress Jessica Alba. :-)