•"What am I, the thorn in your eye!?" BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!! Pyro shoots off of the WWF entrance stage as strobe lights
illuminate the titan tron. The fans in attendance all rise to their feet and lift their signs into the air, hoping to get on camera.•
Cameron Cade: Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to WWF Raw! Cameron Cade
Torrie Wilson: And the lovely Torrie Wilson...
Cameron Cade: We're with you live tonight for two solid hours of non-stop action! And Torrie, tonight, Triple H of D-X has been challenged by
one, Matt Hardy.
Torrie Wilson: Those two are fighting at Over the Edg..
Cameron Cade: No Mercy..
Torrie Wilson: Mhmm and they are going to fight tonight! Yay!
Cameron Cade: Also tonight, Mankind, that deranged f--- will be in action against Test for a shot at becoming the European champion. And
now, I think we're going to the ring with Jeff Hardy...
•"Are You Ready!?" The infamous music of D-X blares throughout the arena. Shawn Michaels leads Triple H, Billy Gunn, and Chyna onto the
stage. The trio follow HBK down the ramp and into the ring as the fans show their hatred for the group.•
Cameron Cade: D-Generation X.. Torrie, ya know, I was friends with Chyna.. And I can honestly say it pisses me off that she's stuck herself
with people like those goofs in that ring.
Torrie Wilson: Yeah, uh huh...Billy Gunn and I go like way back...
Shawn Michaels: Kane..Jericho..Van Dam.. Get your asses out here! We're doing this shit tonight!
Cameron Cade: Wai--What!? Michaels wants the title match tonight!?
Torrie Wilson: He can't do that.. nuh uh.. He can't!
Cameron Cade: I know this Torrie..
Shawn Michaels: Come on you -------! Get your asses down here, right NOW!
•The Oklahoma Fight Song hits the speakers and the fans rise to their feet, cheering loudly for the owner of the World Wrestling Federation,
Mr. Jim Ross. JR makes his way onto the stage and puts a microphone to his mouth.•
Jim Ross: Mr. Michaels, let's get one thing straight tonight, I own the World Wrestling Federation, not you. I make the matches around here, you
don't. So no, you're going to wait two long weeks to get your shot at the title. But tonight, yes, I will give you a match. I'll put you in one corner of the ring. Opposite you, I'll have Kane
standing. And making up the other two corners, Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam. It'll be a "preview" of sorts. So Shawn, have a good time.. In a way, you've gotten your wish.
•JR tosses the mic down and walks back behind the curtain.•
Shawn Michaels: You can't do that Ross!! You can't f----- do that! I'm going to kick your --- damned ass! Come on..
•Michaels throws the mic at the ring announcer and storms out of the ring with DX following him.•
Cameron Cade: Wow.. Jim Ross showing Shawn Michaels who has the power in the World Wrestling Federation, eh Torrie?
•Cade looks over at Torrie who is checking herself out in the camera's lens. She smiles and looks embarrassed when she notices the blotch
of lipstick on her teeth. She quickly wipes it off with her finger. Cade taps her on the shoulder and she jumps a bit.•
Torrie Wilson: Hey! Watch those hands, fresh! I'll sue!
Cameron Cade: Torrie wait..
•Torrie looks over at Cade and he points towards the titan tron. The lights in the arena go out and Torrie screams. Paul Bearer's face
appears on the titan tron. His eyes are closed. They open with a flash and the lights in the arena turn on, brighter than before. He lets out a wail as druids wheel a coffin out onto the
stage. They push it over to the corner and let it lay there. Paul Bearer disappears off the Titan Tron and walks out onto the stage. He holds the urn above his head as he makes his way
over to the coffin. He sets it down on top and begins chanting.•
Paul Bearer: Uuuuuuuuuuuuundertaaaaaaaaaaaaker! Come back to meeeeeeeeee! Your creatures of the night beckon you! These people beckon you!
Please Undertaker, Please come baaaaaack!
•Bearer turns to the fans and raises his arms in the air. As if on que, the fans begin chanting "Rest In Peace, Rest In Peace". After a few
chants, the lights in the arena begin to dim. The crowd begins chanting louder, all the while the lights dimming more and more. Finally, the lights go out, leaving the fans in a sea of
darkness. Fog begins pouring out of the coffin that Paul Bearer brought on stage. The crowd begins cheering and the lights come back on. Paul Bearer is gone, and the coffin is
standing upright.•
Cameron Cade: Ok.. yea...
Torrie Wilson: Oh..Migod! *pop* That is some weird stuff. Like, do you know if that smoke was like really smoke.
Cameron Cade: Well I'm sure it was.
Torrie Wilson: Where did that dude go? What's his name? David Copperfield or whatever.
Cameron Cade: Paul Bearer?
Torrie Wilson: The one that sounds like someone is stepping on his crotch.
Cameron Cade: That would be Paul Bearer.
Torrie Wilson: Yeah, mhmm.. Where is he?
•"Hello Ladies!" Val Venis steps out onto the stage as the fans give him a mixed reaction. He glances over at the Undertaker's coffin and
struts down the ramp.•
Torrie Wilson: Cade?
Cameron Cade: Yes ma'am?
Torrie Wilson: Why don't you wear skimpy panties like that when you announce?
Cameron Cade: I do.. Under my clothes.
Torrie Wilson: Well that's not fair!
Cameron Cade: Why don't you wear skimpy things like that when you announce?
Torrie Wilson: Well umm...
Cameron Cade: That's what I thought.
•The familiar music of the Hardy Boys hits the speakers as Jeff Hardy hops onto the stage. He runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. He
hops to the top rope but Val Venis is ready to start the match and he attacks Jeff as he is posing for the fans. He grabs him by his pants and pulls him off the turnbuckle. He pulls Jeff to
his feet and whips him off the ropes. Val goes for a clothesline but Jeff ducks and dropkicks Venis over the top rope. Jeff grabs onto the top rope and lifts himself over, landing a cross
body onto Val. He picks Val up to his feet and smashes his head into the announce table.•
Cameron Cade: Hey! Get back in the ring, kid!
Torrie Wilson: Oh you tell him Cade! *pop* Show him who's boss!
•Jeff grabs Val by his hair and slides him under the bottom rope. Hardy climbs onto the apron and hops onto the top rope. He jumps off and
nails Val with a legdrop. He goes for the cover. 1...2.. Val gets his shoulder up at the last minute. Jeff picks him up and throws him into the corner. He runs at him but Val backs out of
the corner and nails Jeff with a back elbow. Hardy stumbles backward and Val runs at him and clotheslines him down. Venis bounces off the ropes and drops a knee onto Jeff's face. He
goes for the cover but Jeff kicks out. He gets to his feet and pulls Jeff up by his hair. He whips him into the ropes and kicks him low. He hooks him for a fisherman's suplex and nails it.
1...2... Jeff twists his way out of the hold. Venis climbs to the top rope and signals for the Money Shot. Jeff gets to his feet and kicks the top rope, causing Val to lose his balance. Jeff
climbs to the top rope and suplexes Val off. He hops right back up to his feet and climbs back to the top turnbuckle. He signals for the Swanton Bomb. Chyna jumps the crowd barrier
and climbs onto the ring apron. She nails Jeff across the back with a lead pipe. She quickly hops off the apron and lays down beside the ring so the ref doesn't see her. Val rolls on top
of Jeff and gets the win.•
Cameron Cade: What the hell was that!?
Torrie Wilson: Well you see Cade, *pop* Chyna jumpe..
Cameron Cade: I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
Torrie Wilson: Well why did you ask!?
Cameron Cade: Do you know the meaning of the word rhetorical?
Torrie Wilson: Do you know the meaning of the word blonde!? Gawd!
•Chyna slides into the ring with her pipe. She walks around while Jeff slowly gets to his feet. As soon as he is standing up, she takes a swing
at his knee. Jeff falls to the mat, grabbing at his leg.•
Cameron Cade: Oh someone stop this!
Torrie Wilson: Go stop her Cade. Go show her that you're a man. Go! GO!
Cameron Cade: Oh shut it Torrie before I throw your ass into the ring.
Torrie Wilson: *gasp*
•Chyna continues taking swings at Jeff with the lead pipe. Stacy Keibler and Matt Hardy run down the aisle carrying chairs. They get into the
ring which causes Chyna to hurry out. She runs through the crowd as Matt and Stacy help Jeff get to his feet. Jeff slowly gets out of the ring and Stacy takes a
mic.•
Stacy Keibler: Chyna, you little bitch! I want you in this ring next week on Raw! I don't care if I've got you at the PPV in two weeks, I want you
next week! And make sure you've got your stick with you.. I want it to be a Lead Pipe on a Pole! I'll see you.. next week!
•Both Matt and Jeff turn to look at Stacy. They're both surprised. They shake their heads to try and discourage her but she wants none of it.
She walks by the two up the ramp, all smiles.•
Cameron Cade: Is that woman OUT of her mind!? She just challenged Chyna, of all people, to a lead pipe on a pole match!
Torrie Wilson: Umm, thanks Matlock.
Cameron Cade: Don't get smart with me, blon---
Torrie Wilson: Don't..You Dare!
•The camera cuts to a still shot of Jim Ross' office. The door opens and JR walks up to Michael Cole, who was standing next to the camera
man.•
Michael Cole: Mr. Ross, I was told that you had something important to say.
Jim Ross: Yes Michael, in regards to the match that I made last week for No Mercy between The Undertaker and Mankind, I'm afraid that I must
cancel that match. You see, I've been looking over past World Wrestling Federation videos and casket matches aren't safe. So therefore, I've decided to change the stipulation of the
match. The Undertaker and Mankind will still square off at No Mercy but it will be a First Blood Match. Thank you for your time, Michael.
•With that, JR steps back into his office and shuts the door.•
Cameron Cade: Ok so, we have got Mankind and The Undertaker fighting it out to draw blood, Stacy Keibler and Chyna fighting it out with
pipes.. What's next!?
Torrie Wilson: Well umm.. *pop* OH! Maybe one of those ladder ones. Where you climb to the top and then they fall. Yeah, I like those!
Cameron Cade: That's good Torrie, real good...
•"Test.. Test.. This is a test.." Test's music hits the speakers and the crowd give him somewhat of a pop. He steps over the top rope and lifts
his arms into the air. Mankind's music hits the speakers and he slowly stumbles out onto the stage. He walks over to the coffin and taps on it. He rubs up against it and then motions
like he is going to kick it off. Before he can, however, the lights in the arena go out. One spotlight illuminates the coffin. Mankind is walking around it carefully. He knocks on the coffin
lid and nothing happens. The lights in the arena come back on and Mankind turns his attention away from the coffin to the ring. He runs down the aisle and slams himself into the ring
steps. Test looks at him suspiciously and then climbs out of the ring. He grabs Mankind by the hair and throws him into the ring steps. He picks him up and rolls him into the ring. Test
climbs over the top rope and drops an elbow onto Mankind's back. He grabs him again by the hair and tries to lift him up but strands of his hair fall out. Test disgustingly picks the hair
out of his fingers and grabs Mankind by his shirt this time. He whips him into the ropes and knocks him out with a big boot. He goes for the cover but Mankind sticks his fingers into
Test's mouth, giving him the Mandible Claw. Test struggles to get Mankind to break the hold and eventually does, clubbing Mankind in the head with his right hand. Test crawls over to
the corner of the ring and pulls himself up. Mankind runs at him and slams into him. He grabs Test's head and DDTs him to the mat.•
Cameron Cade: Mankind going for the cover now.. 1...2... No! Test kicked out. Torrie, what do you think Mankind was doing up on the stage
with The Undertaker's coffin.
Torrie Wilson: Well he was like looking at it, ya know. Maybe he likes the way it looks. Does it matter?
Cameron Cade: I was just pointing it out.
Torrie Wilson: YOUR MOM!
Cameron Cade: You've been watching old OCW videos, haven't you?
•Mankind gets up and pulls Test up too. He stands him in the middle of the ring and bounces off the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but Test
grabs him and lifts him into the air. He drops him hard with a spinebuster. Test climbs to the top rope and signals for the elbow drop. He nails it and goes for the cover. Mankind gets
his hand up and sticks it into Test's mouth again. This time, he manages to get on top of Test and keep his fingers jammed down his throat. Test passes out and Mankind crawls over
to the corner. The referee goes to raise his hand but Mankind pushes him away. The lights in the arena go out again, and once again one spotlight illuminates the coffin. The light goes
out and the sound of wood breaking is heard throughout the arena. A light flashes on the coffin and the shadow of The Undertaker is seen. The lights in the arena go out again. The
funeral bell tolls and fog starts spreading across the stage. One light shines on Mankind in the ring. As the final bell tolls, the light shining on Mankind goes out. Lightning crashes on the
titan tron and all the lights come back on. The Undertaker is standing in the middle of the ring behind Mankind.•
Cameron Cade: Oh my God! Look who it is! It's The Undertaker.
Torrie Wilson: How did he.. What's he.. Why did he.. Where did he.. When did he..?
Cameron Cade: Yeah Torrie, yeah.
•Mankind turns around and The Undertaker raises his arms out to his side, like a bat. Mankind tries to get out of the ring but the lights go out
again. When they come back on, The Undertaker has disappeared and Mankind is laying motionless in the center of the ring. The familiar sound of the funeral bell tolling begins playing
throughout the arena. Druids appear at the entrance and walk down the aisle, dragging behind them a coffin. They move slowly, as if pondering what to do with Mankind's body. One of
them gets into the ring and drags Mankind over to the apron. He slowly pushes him into the coffin, which the other druids have opened. Paul Bearer walks down the aisle carrying a can
of gasoline. He screams at the druids to move out of the way and he covers the coffin in gas.•
Cameron Cade: Holy shit! Torrie, come here!
Torrie Wilson: Why is he doing that? Cade, he's right here. OH shit he's lighting the match!
•The Undertaker's voice is heard throughout the arena.•
The Undertaker: Don't do it Paul. Blow out the match.
•Paul Bearer looks at the match but shakes his head.•
The Undertaker: Do it Paul.
•Cade reaches over the announce table and grabs Paul Bearer by the neck. He takes the match from his hand.•
Paul Bearer: You sonuvabitch!
•Paul Bearer reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. He ignites it. The lights in the arena go out and when they come back on, Paul
Bearer is not to be seen. Cade and Torrie are sitting in shock at the announce table. The coffin is being pulled back up the ramp by the druids.•
Cameron Cade: This is too much. This is too fucking much.
Torrie Wilson: Why was he going to do that? Why?
Cameron Cade: This is personal Torrie.. This goes way back.. Way, WAY back.
•Jim Ross is shown watching from his office. He slams his pen down on his desk.•
•"If Ya Smell.. What The Rock.. Is Cookin'" The Rock and Hollywood Hogan make their way onto the stage as the fans boo them like there's
no tomorrow. The two "legends" strut down the aisle while some fans begin an "asshole" chant.•
Cameron Cade: I don't even feel like getting on with this but it's my job. Hogan and Rock, coming out here for who knows what.
Torrie Wilson: Well, I'm over it! *pop* The Rock is like omigod HOT!
Cameron Cade: Why..am I not surprised?
•Hogan takes a mic from the ring announcer.•
Hollywood Hogan: Ya know something brahs, all of you Hulkamaniacs out there, I feel the love right here. *taps his fist against his chest* I feel the
love for each and everyone one of you, and it means a lot to The Rock and I. We love you guys too....Oh whatever! You people suck! Hahaha! I'm Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Do you know
that? Do you know who I am? I made this business. Then I passed this business on to this man, Rock. And The Rock and I made this business what it is today. Me and my pythons and
The Rock and his elbow, we revolutionized the sports-entertainment industry, brah, and what we want to know is.. Why aren't we on top?
•Hollywood looks over to The Rock who nods at him. Hogan passes the mic over to The Rock and the fans immediately begin chanting "Rocky
Sucks..Rocky Sucks!"•
The Rock: Finally.. THE ROCK.. has COME BACK... to this hole in the wall. Yea, The Rock doesn't want to be here tonight but he is. Where The
Rock wants to be.. is No Mercy. Where The Rock will be.. is No Mercy. Where Hulk Hogan will be.. is No Mercy. Where WE WILL BE.. is No MERCY! The Rock and Hulk Hogan were
robbed. We were both robbed of our shots, Hulk Hogan his Intercontinental and My World. So tonight, we ask.. no no no.. we DEMAND that Jim Ross let us in to our respective matches
at No Mercy. So Ross, what'll it be?
•"A Certain Shade of Green" hits the speakers as Randy Orton makes his way out to the stage followed by Trish Stratus. The fans are giving
the two a thunderous ovation. Trish hands Orton a microphone.•
Randy Orton: Rocky, what I think everyone here wishes they could tell you is to shut the fuck up! No one cares if you were "robbed" of your
shots. No one cares. You're old news Rocky Miavia.. You too Hogan. It's my time to shine. But...JR did tell me something. As I was making my way out here, he stopped me and let me
know that he signed a match for tonight. You two has-beens against myself and a tag partner of my choosing. I don't want a tag partner.. I want to beat your asses by myself!
The Rock: YOU want to beat OUR asses? YOU!? What in the blue hell is your name kid?
Randy Orton: It doesn't matter what my name is, right Rock? Your spiel is old Rocky.. It's really old. But yea Rock, let me get my gear on and I'll
prove to you two that I'm what represents the new WWF. I AM!
•Orton throws his mic down and runs down the ramp. He slides into the ring and spears The Rock down. He hops up and blocks a punch from
Hogan. He grabs him by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Orton jumps up and drops Hogan with a dropkick. Orton gets up and rips his shirt off. He turns around and gets
smashed in the face by a chairshot from The Rock. Rocky screams at Orton to get up and when he does, he drops him down again to the mat with a stiff shot from the chair. Hogan
gets to his feet and takes the chair from The Rock. Edge runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He tackles Hogan from behind, dropping him onto the chair. He hops up and runs
at The Rock. He knocks him over the top rope with a clothesline. Hogan slides out of the ring and he runs over to The Rock. He takes a mic from the announce
table.•
Hollywood Hogan: You two punks want us tonight? It's on brother! It's on!
•Hogan throws the mic down and he and Rocky slowly make their way up the ramp. Edge helps Orton to his feet and the two exchange a
handshake before heading back up the ramp, Trish Stratus following.•
Cameron Cade: Another match made here tonight. The Rock and Hogan taking on the two new kids Edge and Orton. This should be a good
one, Torrie.
Torrie Wilson: Umm.. *pop* Why are they fighting?
Cameron Cade: This IS the World Wrestling Federation, madame.
Torrie Wilson: And?
Cameron Cade: That's what we're paid to do.
Torrie Wilson: We're paid to fight?
Cameron Cade: Uh..huh...
Torrie Wilson: SO WE ONLY GET PAID IF WE WRESTLE!?
Cameron Cade: No Torrie, we get paid to sit on our asses and call the matches.
Torrie Wilson: Oh, that's right. We're commemorators.
Cameron Cade: We're commentators, Torrie.. Commentators..
•"One self..this on!?" The lights in the arena go out and multi-colored strobe lights illuminate the entrance. Triple H and Chyna step out onto
the stage, receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. Triple H pours a bottle of water on his head then the two walk down the ramp.•
Cameron Cade: The Game and The Ninth Wonder of the World making their way to the ring. Maybe Matt Hardy will have Stacy with him out
here. CAT FIGHT!
Torrie Wilson: You're like such a guy. Omigod! Triple H just flexed his pecs at me!
Cameron Cade: Oh Judas!
•The Hardy Boy's theme hits the speakers and Matt runs down the ramp and quickly gets into the ring. He runs at Triple H and ducks under
Hunter's clothesline attempt. He bounces himself off the ropes and nails Hunter in the head with a punch. Hunter stumbles backward and Matt runs at him. He takes him down with a
clothesline. Matt runs against the ropes and drops a leg on Triple H. He picks him up and throws him into the ropes. Matt goes for a dropkick but Hunter hooks his arms on the top rope,
stopping himself from getting hit. He picks up one of Matt's legs and kicks the back of it. He lays it on the bottom rope and steps on it. He hops into the air and drops an elbow on it. He
pulls Matt to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. He runs at him and takes his head off with a clothesline. He grabs Matt and suplexes him out of the
corner.•
Cameron Cade: Hunter now with the cover. One...Two... No, Hardy gets up.
Torrie Wilson: Hey Cade, *pop*, Where's your woman?
Cameron Cade: Who?
Torrie Wilson: Ya know.. Big legs.. What's her name? Handcock?
Cameron Cade: What the hell are you talking about, woman?
Torrie Wilson: Oh uh uh! Like, drop it.
•Hunter pulls Matt to his feet and pushes him through the ropes. Chyna sneaks up behind Matt and pushes him into the steel steps. She kicks
him a few times and then rolls him back into the ring. Hunter covers him but Matt kicks out. He picks him up and sends him into the ropes. He jumps and knocks Matt down with a high
knee lift. Triple H yells at Chyna to get him a chair. She slides one into the ring and he kicks it over to where Matt is laying. He picks up Hardy and places him between his legs. He
hooks his arms and signals for the Pedigree. Matt blocks it and back body drops Hunter. He picks the chair up and hits it on the ground while waiting for Hunter to get to his feet. Triple
H slowly pulls himself up and Matt runs at him. He knocks him across the head with the chair, slashing open his forehead. Triple H falls to the mat and Chyna climbs onto the ring
apron. Matt turns around quickly and smashes Chyna across the head with the chair too. She falls off of the apron and lands in front of the announce table. Matt turns his attention back
to Triple H and smashes him across the back repeatedly with the chair. Billy Gunn runs into the ring carrying a chair and scares Matt off. Hardy walks up the ramp, the chair raised
above his head in victory.•
Cameron Cade: Matt Hardy letting D-X know that he's not playing any more. He knocked out both Triple H AND Chyna.
Torrie Wilson: Yeah he like made Hunter bleed. Is he alright, Cade? Is he?
Cameron Cade: Why don't you go check on him yourself?
Torrie Wilson: Don't be jealous.
•Jim Ross is sitting in his office shuffling through some papers. Steve Corino walks in.•
Steve Corino: What do you want, old man?
Jim Ross: Sit down, Corino.
Steve Corino: How'd you like my match last week? You call me in here to congradulate me?
Jim Ross: What you did last week to our officials will not be tolerated. You are hereby suspended for two months, without pay. That will be al...
•Corino jumps out of his chair and grabs JR by the collar.•
Steve Corino: What the fuck do you think you're doing Ross!?
Jim Ross: If you don't let me go right now your ass is gone!
•Corino lifts JR off the ground and shakes him around a bit.•
Jim Ross: THAT'S IT! SECURITY! SECURITY!
•Two big police officers enter JR's office and pull Corino off of him.•
Jim Ross: You're gone Corino! You're out of here. YOU'RE FIRED!
Steve Corino: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE DEALING WITH ROSS! YOU DON'T KNOW THE MISTAKE THAT YOU JUST FUCKING MADE!
YOU'LL BE SORRY..YOU'RE ENTIRE FUCKING COMPANY WILL BE SORRY!
•The two cops drag Corino out of the office while he keeps screaming at JR.•
Cameron Cade: What was Corino talking about? Why will the WWF be sorry that he was fired?
Torrie Wilson: Well I'm sure he knows why. *pop* He wouldn't just scream to scream.. That hurts your throat.
Cameron Cade: I'm sure he does know Torrie, but I'd like to know. Wouldn't you?
Torrie Wilson: Umm.. not really, sorry.
•The camera cuts to Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam sitting in their locker room.•
Chris Jericho: They're trying their hardest to split us up, Rob.
Rob Van Dam: You look out for yourself tonight, and I'll look out for me. Just worry about getting yourself into the finals at No Mercy.
Chris Jericho: That won't be a problem. It's you that needs to worry about that.
Rob Van Dam: What? You don't think I can beat Michaels?
Chris Jericho: Well, do you thinkg that I can't beat Kane?
Rob Van Dam: Maybe that's what I said.
Chris Jericho: Well maybe you need to think again.
•Jericho grabs his t-shirt and walks out of the locker room.•
Cameron Cade: Discension among the ranks of Jericho and RVD.
Torrie Wilson: Why?
Cameron Cade: Well, I don't rightly know.
Torrie Wilson: Then don't assume things. It's people like you that start things between people.
•Randy Orton's theme music hits the speakers and he and Trish Stratus walk out onto the stage receiving a huge pop from the sold-out
crowd. They walk down the ramp as Edge's music hits. He walks onto the stage as smoke clouds up the entrance. He walks down the ramp and pats Orton. The two slide into the ring
as The Rock's music hits the speakers. He and Hogan walk out onto the stage and take their time walking down the ramp. They finally get to the ring and climb onto the apron. The
Rock motions at the ref to get Orton and Edge to the other side of the ring. The Rock hops through the ropes and attacks Orton from behind. The referee tells Edge to get out of the
ring as Rocky bounces Orton off the ropes. He drops him down to the mat with a hard clothesline. He picks him up and punches him a few times before whipping him into the ropes.
Orton ducks under Rock's clothesline and nails one of his own. The Rock stumbles backward into the turnbuckle. Orton runs at him and dropkicks him right in the jaw. The Rock falls to
the mat and Orton tags in Edge. Edge begins kicking at Rocky's lower back. He pulls Rock up to his feet and bounces him off the ropes. As The Rock bounces off, Hogan tags him on the
shoulder. Edge takes Rocky down with a spear but turns around and gets knocked down by a stiff right hand from Hogan. Hollywood picks Edge up and whips him into the turnbuckle.
He runs at him and clotheslines him hard. Edge falls to the mat and Hogan kicks at him. The Rock tags back in. He picks Edge up and throws him into the ropes. He lifts him into the air
and drops him hard with a spinebuster. He stands over Edge's head and slowly peels off his elbow pad. He throws it into the crowd and bounces off one set of ropes. As he tries to
bounce off the other, Orton pulls down the top rope, sending The Rock crashing to the floor. Orton hops off the apron and picks Rocky up. He grabs his head and rams it into the steel
steps.•
Cameron Cade: Randy Orton taking it to The Rock right here in front of us.
Torrie Wilson: He's like hurting him.
Cameron Cade: *mocking* The Rock would like SO do it too!
Torrie Wilson: Whatever.
•Orton grabs The Rock by his tights and rolls him back into the ring. Edge goes for the cover but Rock kicks out. Edge tags Orton in who drops
an elbow onto The Rock. He picks him up and hooks him for a suplex. The Rock blocks the attempt and suplexes Orton to the mat. He crawls over to Hogan and makes the tag. Orton
crawls to his feet but he gets knocked back down by Hogan. Hollywood takes off his weight belt and begins beating Orton down with it. Orton desperately hits a low-blow which allows
him to crawl over to his corner. He reaches up for a tag but Edge doesn't tag in. Instead, he reaches over the top rope and knocks Orton out with brass knuckles. Trish runs around the
ring and climbs onto the apron. She yells at Edge and slaps him across the face. Jazz jumps out of the crowd. She stands behind Trish so that she can't see her. Edge backhands Trish
off the apron and she falls right into Jazz's arms. Jazz manhandles her, swinging her around like a rag doll. She throws her down to the floor. In the ring, Hogan makes the cover on
Orton and wins.•
Cameron Cade: Who the hell is that woman?
Torrie Wilson: That's Jazz, Cade.. She's scary.
Cameron Cade: What is she doing here?
Torrie Wilson: She umm.. I guess she doesn't like Trish.
•Edge gets into the ring with Jazz. She picks up Orton and holds him while Edge nails him repeatedly with the brass knucks. The two walk out
of the ring, leaving Orton a bloody mess.•
Cameron Cade: Randy Orton was just brutally beaten by his tag-team partner. These two men are fighting for the Intercontinental title at No
Mercy in two weeks but I didn't think that Edge would let that mess with their match tonight.
Torrie Wilson: Edge really hit him with those things.
Cameron Cade: Busted him open.
Torrie Wilson: Yep.. *pop* I bet that hurts.
•In the backstage area, Shawn Michaels is shown standing next to a wall. He is heard talking to someone. Due to the camera placement, we
can't see who he is talking to.•
Shawn Michaels: It's really no big deal.. You just follow what we went over and it'll all go great. Trust me out there big man. Just remember what
I told you..
•Shawn walks off. The man that he is talking to doesn't realize that a camera is getting all of this and he follows Shawn. It's
Kane.•
Cameron Cade: What the hell is Kane doing talking to Shawn Michaels!? Those two are fighting each other in a few minutes.
Torrie Wilson: Maybe they've got a *makes quotations with her fingers* plan. Duh, genius!
Cameron Cade: Maybe so Torrie, maybe so.
•Y2J's countdown hits 00 on the titan tron and an explosion sets his theme music off. Chris Jericho steps out onto the stage and gets a huge
reaction from the fans. He struts down the aisle and as he does, his theme music drowns out and Rob Van Dam's hits. RVD walks out onto the stage and doesn't do his usual posing. He
walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. As he does this, fire shoots off the stage as Kane's music begins playing. The Big Red Machine walks down the ramp very slowly. The DX
theme hits the speakers and Shawn Michaels walks out, none of the DX crew following him. Before he can get into the ring, Matt Hardy runs down the aisle and knocks HBK from behind
with a chair. Kane jumps out of the ring and runs at Matt. Kane grabs him by the hair and throws him into the guard rail. Jericho and RVD get out of the ring and attack Kane. Triple H,
Billy Gunn, and Chyna run down the ramp and attack Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam. Chyna grabs Jericho by his ponytail and heaves him into the steel steps, breaking them in two.
Matt Hardy gets up and he attacks Chyna from behind. He turns her around and drops her with the Twist of Fate onto the concrete. Jeff Hardy hobbles down the ramp and kicks Triple
H in the back of the knee. He picks up the chair that his brother had and smashes it across Hunter's back. He turns to hit Michaels with it HBK superkicks it into his face. Kane gets up
and looks at HBK. Michaels points to Jericho and RVD and Kane grabs both of them by the throat. Michaels is yelling orders to him the whole time. He screams for Kane to chokeslam
them both to hell. Kane picks them up and holds them in the air. Michaels keeps screaming at him. Kane sets them down and grabs Michaels by the throat. He lifts him high up into the
air and drops him right on the concrete with a chokeslam. He gets up and begins walking up the ramp. He turns around to look at the carnage and gets attacked from behind by
Mankind. Foley grabs Kane by his hair and throws him off the side of the ramp. Kane crashes through a pile of tables below. The lights in the arena go off and lightning crashes. The
show goes off the air with the lights coming back on and all 8 or so men laid out, Mankind laying atop a coffin on the middle of the stage.•
