•The WWF logo appears on the screen. Lightning strikes it and shatters the logo into hundreds of pieces. A video is
shown of various events leading up to tonight's PPV. Clips include Edge turning on Randy Orton, the brawl between DX and the Hardy Boys, and various clips of the
battles between Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, and Kane. The video ends with Jim Ross holding the World title. Pyro shoots off of the entrance
stage as the crowd comes to life, screaming their lungs out. Strobe lights flash at the entrance ramp as the theme song for No Mercy plays in the background.
Cameron Cade and Torrie Wilson are walking down the ramp, making their way to the announce position. Sparks shoot out of the ring posts as Cade and Torrie
take a seat at the announce table.•
Cameron Cade: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to WWF No Mercy!! I'm Cameron Cade, and I'm joined here tonight by
the always lovely Torrie Wilson.
Torrie Wilson: Thank ya, Cam-ie. Tonight, we've got a loaded show, with the semi-finals and finals of the World title
tournament.
Cameron Cade: And the newcomer Randy Orton will take on Edge for the Intercontinental championship.
Torrie Wilson: Also, Mankind and The Undertaker are gonna fight until they bleed in the First Blood match here tonight.
Cameron Cade: Right now, we're starting out with the first of our two semi-final matches here tonight, with Kane
taking on "Y2J" Chris Jericho.
•Fire shoots off the entrance stage, interruping Cade. Kane steps onto the stage and walks down the ramp, getting a
good ovation from the fans. He climbs onto the ring apron and steps over the top rope.•
Cameron Cade: This 7-foot monster is no doubt everyone's favorite to win this tournament.
Torrie Wilson: He's not my favorite.
Cameron Cade: Dare I ask who your favorite is, Torrie?
Torrie Wilson: Well I like Randy Orton, myself.
Cameron Cade: In the tournament, Torrie!
Torrie Wilson: He's not in the tournament?
Cameron Cade: Torrie, have a piece of gum..
•Cade hands Torrie a piece of gum. She quickly tears it open and begins chomping away at
it.•
Cameron Cade: Don't chew like a horse, honey.
•The Y2J countdown appears on the titantron, counting down from 5 until it reaches 0. Throughout this time, the fans
are on their feet. The lights in the arena go off. POW! Pyro shoots off the stage as a spotlight shines on Chris Jericho, his arms outstretched. He whips around and
poses at the top of the ramp as the fans shout their approval.•
Cameron Cade: Y2J, Chris Jericho, looks like he's ready to win the belt.
Torrie Wilson: Y2J looks like he's ready to win something else too!
Cameron Cade: What else?
Torrie Wilson: I don't know.. *pop*.. He just looks like he's ready to win something else.
•Jericho climbs up the ring steps. He climbs through the ropes, never taking his eyes off of Kane. The two circle the
ring, one waiting for the other to make the first move. Jericho lunges for Kane but Kane moves and Jericho ends up on his knees. Jericho gets back to his feet and
goes for Kane again. Kane once again dodges Jericho. Y2J gets up again but this time Kane goes after him. Jericho moves and pushes Kane into the corner. Y2J
kicks Kane in the stomach and punches him a few times. He whips him across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. He runs at him but Kane gets a boot up and
knocks Jericho to the mat. Kane pulls Jericho up by his hair and whips him into the ropes. He goes for another big boot but Y2J ducks under it and kicks Kane in the
back of his leg. Kane falls to the mat and Jericho drops an elbow onto his leg. Y2J gets to his feet and yanks Kane's leg over to the bottom rope. He lays it on the
rope and steps on it. He jumps into the air and sits down on it. Jericho picks Kane up by his hair and whips him into the ropes. Y2J bounces himself off the ropes
and nails Kane with a flying clothesline. He makes the cover but Kane gets his shoulder up. Jericho gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope. He perches himself
on the turnbuckle while Kane gets to his feet. Jericho jumps off and nails Kane in the head with a missle dropkick. He covers him but once again Kane kicks out.
Jericho gets to his feet and pulls Kane up too. Jericho goes to whip Kane into the turnbuckle but Kane reverses it and sends Jericho in. He charges at him and
takes his head off with a clothesline. Kane backs out of the corner and lifts his boot up to choke Jericho.•
Cameron Cade: Kane now..taking control over Chris Jericho.
Torrie Wilson: He's like choking him.
Cameron Cade: Nice observation, Torrie.
Torrie Wilson: Don't be an asshole, Cassi...
Cameron Cade: WHAT did you call me?!
Torrie Wilson: Slip of the tongue.
•The referee pulls Kane off of Jericho. Kane grabs Jericho's arm and whips him across the ring. He runs at him but
Jericho gets his foot up and knocks Kane backward. Jericho hops onto the second rope and jumps off, hoping to nail a clothesline. Kane catches him and slams him
down to the mat. 1...2... Jericho kicks out. Kane pulls him to his feet and tosses him over the top rope. Kane flips himself over the top rope and lands on his feet. He
picks Jericho up and whips him into the guard rail. Kane runs at him but Jericho slumps down to the ground and Kane collides with the guard rail. He stumbles
backward and Jericho slowly gets to his feet. Y2J dropkicks Kane in the knee and Kane falls to one knee. Jericho pulls himself onto the ring apron and jumps off,
knocking Kane onto his back with a clothesline. Jericho pulls Kane to his feet and slides him into the ring. Y2J pulls himself onto the apron and climbs to the top
rope. Kane gets to his feet and punches Jericho's foot off of the turnbuckle, causing him to crotch himself. Kane climbs onto the ropes too and hooks Jericho for a
superplex. He pulls Jericho off the turnbuckle and nails the suplex. He rolls over and covers him.•
Cameron Cade: Tremendous move by the Big Red Machine. It's gotta be over. One...Two...
Torrie Wilson: He got up! What an airhead! Why did he get up!?
Cameron Cade: Chris Jericho wants this title belt more than anything, Torrie, and I could imagine that he's not going to
give it up that easy.
•Kane, looking frustrated, pulls Jericho to his feet by his hair. He sends him into the ropes and connects with a big
boot. Kane climbs to the top rope as Jericho gets to his feet. He signals for a clothesline and Jericho turns around. Kane leaps off the turnbuckle but Y2J knocks
him down to the mat with a dropkick. Jericho bounces off the ropes and nails a Lionsault. Instead of going for the cover he gets up and performs another
Lionsault. He grabs Kane's leg and makes the cover. 1...2...•
Cameron Cade: Three! Chris Jericho! Chris Jericho!
Torrie Wilson: Yes Cade, everyone knows his name.
Cameron Cade: Y2J now one step closer to realizing his dream of becoming the champion.
Torrie Wilson: Cade, Jericho might have to fight Rob Van Dam now.
Cameron Cade: That might happen. What does it matter?
Torrie Wilson: They're partners..
Cameron Cade: I'm sure they'll put that aside as the World title is on the line!
•The cameras cut to backstage where Mankind is walking down a corridor. He has The Undertaker's urn in his hand. He
turns a corner and as he does he smashes the urn against the wall.•
Torrie Wilson: Ooooooh that wasn't very smart!
Cameron Cade: Mankind adding more fuel to the fire that he started three weeks back on Raw.
Torrie Wilson: And then, three weeks ago on Raw, he stole Undertaker's urn!
Cameron Cade: Very good, Torrie.
Torrie Wilson: Are you mocking me?
Cameron Cade: I would never do such a thing. Anyways, the second of our semi-final matches for the World title is
about to take place, with Rob Van Dam taking on D-Generation X's Shawn Michaels.
•"Walk" by Pantera hits the speakers as the fans rise to their feet, awaiting RVD's appearance. As he steps onto the
stage, the fans go wild. He walks down the ramp, posing for the many cameras that are going off throughout the arena. He hops onto the ring apron and flips into
the ring. He flexes in the center while mouthing his name.•
Cameron Cade: Rob Van Dam---
Torrie Wilson: You can read lips.
Cameron Cade: I was beginning a sentence. Why don't you try.
Torrie Wilson: Alright.. Rob Van Dam.. is hot! *pop*
Cameron Cade: ....
•The familiar theme music of D-Generation X hits the speakers. The cheers coming from the crowd quickly turn to boos
as the fans await Shawn Michaels. Rob Van Dam looks over to the referee and then looks back at the entrance. The music of DX starts up once again and
everyone looks towards the entrance again. Still no sign of Michaels. Triple H and Chyna appear at the top of the ramp and shrug their shoulders. The referee
walks over to the ring announcer and tells her something.•
Lilian Garcia: I've just been informed that if Shawn Michaels does not get to the ring by the ten count, he will be forced to
forfeit the match thus awarding Rob Van Dam the right to fight for the World title in the finals of the tournament.
•The referee begins a ten count. The fans join in with him.•
Cameron Cade: Where could Michaels be?
Torrie Wilson: Hunter and Chyna don't know where he is either.
Cameron Cade: Well, it looks like Rob Van Dam is going to be advancing to the finals.. Yes, Rob Van Dam will be taking
on Chris Jericho in the finals of the tournament. Either Rob Van Dam or Chris Jericho will be our new champion.
Torrie Wilson: But where is Shawn Michaels?
•Hebner walks over to RVD and raises his hand. Van Dam looks disappointed that he advanced as a result of a
no-show but he raises his arm anyway. He climbs to the second rope and poses for the fans as his theme music hits the speakers.•
•The camera cuts to JR pacing back and forth in his office. He has a worried look on his face. Sgt. Slaughter walks
in.•
Sgt. Slaughter: No sign of him anywhere.
Jim Ross: That's not like Shawn.. There's a reason he isn't here. Did you talk to Hunter?
Sgt. Slaughter: Yeah, he said that Shawn was going to get something from their car.
Jim Ross: Well did you check the parking garage?
Sgt. Slaughter: I've got some guys checking it out right now.
Jim Ross: Get in touch with me as soon as you find anything.
•The camera cuts back to Cade and Torrie at the announce table.•
Cameron Cade: JR is worred, and rightfully so. I mean, you don't just disappear.
Torrie Wilson: Well I saw this movie on tv the other night and people just like vanished. And like, it turns out, some old man
named Smithers was keeping them in an old church..
Cameron Cade: Were you watching Scooby Doo again?
Torrie Wilson: I happen to enjoy that show, thank ya very much.
Cameron Cade: Changing subjects, our next match-up was made last week on Raw. Hulk Hogan and The Rock will be
taking on Spike Dudley and Test with the winning team battling it out for the European title tomorrow night on Raw.
Torrie Wilson: And the winners of the match are gonna fight each other for the European belt on Raw!
Cameron Cade: Yes, thank you Torrie.
Torrie Wilson: No problem-o, buddy! *pop*
•"Real American" hits the speakers as Hulk Hogan and The Rock walk out onto the stage. The fans give them an initial
pop but that quickly turns into jeers and boos. The duo walk down the ramp shouting obscenities to the fans. Hogan grabs a sign from one fan that reads "Hogan
Sux" and tears it in two.•
Torrie Wilson: HEY! What did he do that for!? Keep the anger in the ring, Mr. Hogan!
Cameron Cade: It was a piece of paper, Torrie.
Torrie Wilson: Yeah, and? I bet that little guy spent a long time spelling those words.
Cameron Cade: Torrie, that was nine or so letters. And the words weren't that hard to spell.
Torrie Wilson: I'd like to see you sit down and spell the word "sux" right without a dictionary!
•Spike Dudley's theme music hits the speakers and he walks out onto the stage to a huge ovation from the crowd. He
walks down the ramp as his music cuts off and Test's begins playing. Test walks down the ramp and meets up with Spike. The two exchange high fives and then run
towards the ring. They slide in and Test immediately spears Hogan down to the mat. The Rock lunges for Spike but Spike ducks and nails The Rock with a right
hand. Rocky stumbles into the ropes and Spike clotheslines him over the top. Test picks Hogan up and whips him into the ropes. He nails a big boot and Hogan rolls
out of the ring. He and Rock meet up on the outside. Test reaches over the top rope and grabs both of their heads. He goes to slam them together but Rock and
Hogan each grab one of his legs and drop him to the mat. They yank him outside of the ring and stand him up. They take turns nailing him with lefts and rights. In
the ring, Spike Dudley bounces himself off the ring ropes. He leaps over the top rope and takes out all three men with a suicide plancha. He gets to his feet and
slides The Rock into the ring. Spike climbs onto the apron and then climbs to the top rope. Rock gets to his feet and Spike jumps off and nails him with a dropkick.
He goes for the cover but Rocky kicks out. Spike picks Rock up and pulls him over to his corner of the ring. Spike makes the tag to Test who knocks Rock in the
back of the head with a forearm shot. Test picks Rock up off of the mat and whips him into the ropes. Rocky ducks under Test's clothesline attempt and kicks him in
the stomach. He drops him to the mat with a DDT.•
Cameron Cade: The Rock just planted Test with that DDT.
Torrie Wilson: Check number one!
Cameron Cade: Huh?
Torrie Wilson: That DDT. That's one of The Rock's five moves. He's got four more checks to get before he's done for the night.
•Rocky crawls over to Hogan and makes the tag. He hobbles into the ring and pulls Test up by his hair. He backs him
into the turnbuckles and begins punching at him. Test pushes Hogan away and nails him with a right hand. Hogan kicks Test below the belt and gains the
advantage back. He whips Test into the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline. He sits on top of him and nails him with hard left and right hands. The referee
pulls him off. Hogan pulls Test to his feet by his hair and slams him down to the mat. He walks over to The Rock and tags him in. Rocky walks over to Test and kicks
him in the chest a few times. He pulls him up to his feet and pushes him into the corner. He grabs hold of the top rope and lays the boots in to Test's midsection.
Test slumps over and Rock places him between his legs. Test grabs onto Rock's legs and drops him to the mat. He slingshots him into the corner, causing Rocky's
head to strike the ring post. Test slowly crawls over to his corner of the ring to make the tag to Spike. Hogan climbs into the ring and distracts the referee while
Test and Spike tag out. Spike hops into the ring and picks The Rock up. The referee turns around and yells at Spike to get out of the ring. Test gets back in and
tells the ref that they tagged out. Hebner still tells Spike to get out. As Spike continues arguing with the ref, Hogan slides into the ring with a chair. The Rock kicks
Test low and holds him from behind. Hogan swings the chair but Test moves and Hogan knocks The Rock down to the mat. Test big boots Hogan over the top rope
and falls backward onto The Rock. Spike hops out of the ring as the referee turns around to see Test covering The Rock. 1....2....3!•
Cameron Cade: Hulk Hogan just cost his team the match! Test and Spike are gonna battle it out for the European title
tomorrow night on Raw!
Torrie Wilson: *looking down at her paper*...Rocky sucks. He only got one check that entire match.
•The camera cuts to Jerry Lawler who is standing backstage with Trish Stratus.•
Jerry Lawler: With me now, the ever so beautiful, Trish Stratus. And might I say Miss Stratus, you are looking incredibly
radiant tonight.
Trish Stratus: Thank you King but I'm not here to look pretty.
Jerry Lawler: Tonight, you've challenged Jazz to a No-Holds barred streetfight. Now, Jazz isn't a typical woman. I mean, this
girl is a monster! Are you ready for her?
Trish Stratus: King, Jazz messed with Randy and now she's going to have to pay. I don't care what I have to do to
get the point across that if it's not her business, she should keep her nose out of it. I'm ready for Jazz tonight King, and in just a few short minutes, I'm going to
make her my bitch!
•Trish Stratus walks off, as she places a cowboy hat on her head. Lawler's eyes follow Trish's backside and then
slowly turn back to the camera. He gives one of his goofy grins as the video feed cuts back to Cade and Torrie.•
Cameron Cade: Trish looks like she's ready for a fight!
Torrie Wilson: Does she realize how stupid she is?
Cameron Cade: Like you've got room to talk.
Torrie Wilson: About what? *pop*
•Trish Stratus' theme song hits the speakers and the fans get to their feet. As she steps through the curtain, the
fans come to life, giving her a huge pop. She pulls her cowboy hat off of her head and swings it around in the air a few times. Jazz runs down the ramp and knocks
Trish down from behind with a clothesline. She stomps on her as Trish tries to get to her feet. Jazz picks her up by her hair and swings her around, finally dropping
her on the arena floor. Jazz pulls off Trish's leather jacket and chokes her with it. Jazz pulls Trish up by her hair and pushes her backwards into the guardrail. She
kicks her a few times and Trish falls to the floor. Jazz picks Trish up again and whips her into the ring apron. Trish reverses it and smashes Jazz's head into the ring
apron. She grabs her by the arm and whips her into the steel steps. Trish walks over to Jazz and grabs her by the hair. She picks her up and slams her down onto
the concrete. Trish walks around the ring and grabs a chair from the announce position. She walks back over to Jazz, who is slowly getting to her feet. Trish takes
a swing but Jazz moves out of the way and Trish nails the floor. She turns around and gets knocked into the ring apron by a dropkick from Jazz. Jazz gets up and
grabs Trish's hair. She pulls her up the ramp. When they get to the top, Trish kicks Jazz in the gut, causing her to let go of her hair. Trish lunges at Jazz and spears
her to the ground. She punches her a few times in the face and then pulls her to her feet. She whips her into the backstage area. Trish follows her. When she gets
behind the curtain, Jazz knocks her in the head with a stop sign. Trish falls back leaning against a wall. Jazz goes to swing the stop sign again but Trish's legs give
out on her and Jazz misses completely. She throws the sign down and goes to cover Trish. •
Cameron Cade: One.. Two.. What? Jazz just got off of Trish. What the hell? She probably had the match won right
there..
Torrie Wilson: They want to hurt each other, genius.
Cameron Cade: Well I think it's safe to say that Trish is hurt.
•Jazz cockily lifts Trish off of the ground. She picks up her limp body and tosses it over her shoulder. She walks back
through the curtain, onto the stage, with Trish draped over her shoulder. She tosses her down onto the stage. Jazz walks down the ramp and into the ring.
Amazingly, Trish slowly pulls herself to her feet. Jazz looks shocked. She gets out of the ring and walks back up the ramp. She knocks Trish down with a clothesline.
She grabs Trish's leg and drags her down the ramp. She picks her up and tosses her onto the ring apron. Jazz pulls herself onto the apron and gets in the ring. She
grabs Trish and drags her into the center of the ring. She drops a legdrop and then rolls out of the ring.•
Cameron Cade: What is she doing now?
Torrie Wilson: She's coming over here, Cade.
Jazz: That is how you make someone your bitch, aint that right Mr. Partner in Crime?
Cameron Cade: What the hell is your problem? Get back in the ring!
Jazz: What's wrong, Cade? You aren't so tough without your tag team partner with you, huh? You wanna hit me? Come on
Cade.. hit me! HIT ME!
•Out of nowhere, Torrie slaps Jazz across the face. Jazz goes to take a swing at her but Cade blocks it and grabs Jazz
by her hair. He takes off his headset and press slams Jazz over the top rope, into the ring. She gets to her feet and starts screaming at him. Trish crawls behind
Jazz and rolls her up! 1...2... NO! Jazz kicked out. She quickly gets to her feet and begins stomping on Trish. She kicks her under the bottom rope and slides out.
She pulls Trish to her feet and sends her, shoulder first, into the steel steps. The two steps break apart and Jazz pulls Trish over to one set. She goes to smash
Trish's face into it but Trish blocks it with her foot. She elbows Jazz in the stomach and slaps her across the face. Jazz lets go of Trish and Trish picks up a chair.
When Jazz turns around, Trish smashes the chair across her face. Jazz stumbles backward. Trish throws the chair down and runs at her. She spears her into the
guardrail. Jazz falls to the ground and Trish climbs onto the ring apron. She jumps off and nails Jazz with an elbow drop. She covers. 1...2.. NO! Jazz got up again.
Trish is obviously hurting so it takes her a while to get to her feet. She grabs Jazz by the arm and pulls her up. Trish grabs Jazz's head and knocks it into the ring
post. Jazz leans herself against the ring apron and Trish runs at her. Jazz moves out of the way and Trish knocks herself into the ring apron. Jazz grabs her head
and smashes it into the apron. Trish stumbles backward and Jazz knocks her down with a clothesline. She walks over to her and picks her up. She goes to suplex
her but Trish is too weak to even stand up so Jazz lets her fall to the floor. Jazz walks around the ring and picks up a chair. When she walks back, Trish isn't there.
She turns around and gets blasted with a fire extinguisher. Trish throws it down and grabs Jazz's head. She pulls her over to the side of the ramp and they go
underneath the stage. Trish whips Jazz into a piece of the stage. She runs at her and knocks her down with a clothesline. Jazz gets to her feet and walks into a
scoop slam by Trish. Trish walks to the backstage area as Jazz gets to her feet. The camera follows Jazz as she rounds a corner. Trish is waiting for her with a
trash can lid, which she smashes on top of her head. Trish runs at her but Jazz performs a drop toe hold, causing Trish to smash her head on the concrete floor.
Jazz picks her up and pushes her into a light fixture. Trish catches herself from falling and when Jazz runs at her, she dropkicks her to the floor. She walks over to
Jazz and gets her to her feet. She pulls her over to a refreshment table and slides Jazz across it. She leaves her laying on it and picks up a tin pan that was on the
table. She dumps the remaining food onto the floor and goes to nail Jazz with the pan. When Trish takes a swing, Jazz grabs her arm. She gets off of the table and
lifts Trish into the air. She press slams her onto the table. It doesn't break. Jazz climbs onto the table with Trish and picks her up. She places her under her arm
and hooks her for a suplex. Trish blocks it by placing her leg between Jazz's legs. She punches Jazz in the ribs a few times and then kicks her in the stomach. Jazz
doubles over and Trish hooks her for a DDT. She drops down and DDT's Jazz through the table! She rolls over on top of her and gets the cover.
1...2...3!!!•
Cameron Cade: Trish pulled it off! What a match!
Torrie Wilson: I don't think that Jazz likes you very much, Cade.
Cameron Cade: I could care less! Trish made Jazz her bitch here tonight and it's a night that everyone is going to
remember!
•The camera cuts to The Rock and Hulk Hogan's locker room. Hogan is sitting on a bench while The Rock is pacing back
and forth.•
The Rock: Do you realize what you did? Your stupidity cost us again, Hogan.
Hulk Hogan: Listen, Rock..
The Rock: NO! You listen to me! We had the chance to get the European title tonight and you blew it. Just like you blew
our chance at getting the Intercontinental title a few weeks back. Well, you know something, The Rock is tired of it! Hulk Hogan.. this team.. is through.
Hulk Hogan: Hey Rock..
•The Rock turns around to look at Hulk Hogan. Hogan rips off his t-shirt and throws it to the ground. The Rock walks
up to him and pulls his sunglasses off.•
Hulk Hogan: Whatcha gonna do when Hollywood Hogan runs wild.. on YOU!?
•The Rock turns to walk away but Hogan turns him around. Rocky knocks Hogan down with a stiff right
hand.•
The Rock: What YOU gonna do, Hogan? What YOU gonna do?
•The Rock grabs his bag and walks out of the locker room. Hogan pulls himself to a seated position and swears as the
camera cuts to Jim Ross' office. He's sitting at his desk talking on the phone.•
Jim Ross: ...Yes, and I understand that. But what you need to unde.. Listen I have to let you go. Alright.
•He gets up from his desk and greets Sargeant Slaughter as he enters the office.•
Jim Ross: Any news?
Sgt. Slaughter: They found him.
Jim Ross: Well..Where is he?
Sgt. Slaughter: I think you should check it out for yourself.
•The camera cuts back to Cameron Cade and Torrie Wilson at the announce table.•
Cameron Cade: So I guess they found Shawn Michaels. No telling what he's gotten himself into this time.
Torrie Wilson: Does he skip shows often?
Cameron Cade: I don't think that he skipped the show Torrie.
Torrie Wilson: Well..
Cameron Cade: *cutting her off* ..And I dont know what happened to him.
Torrie Wilson: Hmph!
Cameron Cade: And what about The Rock and Hulk Hogan? The Rock just punked Hogan out in their locker room.
Torrie Wilson: Is that what they're calling it now? Punking someone out?
Cameron Cade: Well, it's a phrase that is used, yes.
Torrie Wilson: Cool!! *pop* Well, Trish Stratus just punked Jazz out! Yea dawg!
Cameron Cade: Anyway, up next we have a match that will hopefully end the on-going feud between DX and The Hardy
Boys. Let's take a look at the video package highlighting some of the actions that have taken place over the past month.
•A video package is shown on the titantron of some of the various actions that have led up to the match. Suddenly,
the video feed cuts out. The titantron is left a bright white color. It resembles that of a sheet of paper. A hand appears on the screen with an ink pen. The words
"We're Here" are scrawled on the piece of paper. Laughter erupts throughout the speakers as the image on the titantron cuts off. The laughter stops and you can
hear footsteps walking away.•
Cameron Cade: What.. on earth..
Torrie Wilson: Somebody's here.
Cameron Cade: Thank you, Sherlock.
Torrie Wilson: What have they come for?
Cameron Cade: I have a bad feeling that we'll know soon enough.
•"Break it Down!" The theme music of D-X hits the speakers as Triple H, Billy Gunn, and Chyna make their way onto the
stage. They walk down the ramp as the fans give them a mixed reaction. Gunn slides into the ring while Chyna pulls herself onto the apron. Hunter walks up the
steps and meets up with the two in the ring. He and Mr. Ass each climb to a turnbuckle while Chyna stands in between them. Green pyro shoots off from the ring
as the two men perform crotch chops. The Hardy Boys' theme music hits and they run out onto the stage with Stacy Keibler. They run down the ramp and get into
the ring. Chyna hops out of the ring as Stacy runs to her. Jeff spears Hunter down as Matt grabs a hold of Mr. Ass's hair and slams his face into the turnbuckle.
Mr. Ass blocks it and bounces Matt off the ropes. Gunn goes for a clothesline but Matt ducks under and nails Mr. Ass with some right hands. He bounces himself off
the ropes but Mr. Ass grabs him and lifts him for a press slam. Matt gets out of it and once again knocks Gunn with a few stiff right hands. He grabs his arm and
goes to whip him into the corner but Gunn reverses it and sends Matt in. Matt bounces out and gets hooked for a belly to back suplex. He gets out of it and lands
behind Gunn. He grabs Mr. Ass by the hair and smashes his head into the turnbuckle. He turns Gunn around and hooks him for a Twist of Fate. Gunn overpowers
Matt and tosses him across the ring. Matt gets to his feet and runs at Mr. Ass, who is backed into the corner. Gunn lifts up his knee and catches Matt in the gut.
He grabs onto Matt's arm and kicks him in the stomach a few times. He lifts his knee up and knocks Hardy down to the mat. He sits on top of him and goes for the
cover but Matt kicks out. He goes for it again but Matt kicks out once more. The third time he tries it, Matt gets his legs up and flips Gunn over him. He gets up and
runs at Gunn who pulled himself up near the corner. Mr. Ass catches Matt and tosses him over the top rope. Matt slides into the ring as Gunn tags out to Triple H.
Hunter punches Matt a few times and backs him into the corner. He nails him a few times and then whips him across the ring. He runs at him but Matt gets his foot
up and kicks Hunter in the face. Matt climbs up to the second rope but HHH punches him a few times. Triple H climbs onto the second rope with him and punches
him some more. Matt blocks a punch and nails Hunter with one, sending him down to the mat. Hardy signals for his legdrop and nails it. He gets up and makes the
tag to Jeff. Matt and Jeff bounce HHH off the ropes and knock him down to the mat with a double clothesline. Matt nails a legdrop while Jeff lands on Hunter with a
standing swanton. Matt slides out of the ring while Jeff makes the cover..•
Cameron Cade: One..Two.. Triple H, getting his shoulder up. These two teams, I'm sure, are gonna give it their all to end
this feud.
Torrie Wilson: When do they take their shirts off?
•Jeff gets to his feet and bounces himself off the ropes. Hunter gets to his feet and performs a spinning sideslam onto
Jeff. He gets up and pulls Jeff to his feet. He punches him once which sends Jeff into the ropes. Triple H bounces him off the ropes. Jeff slides under the bottom
rope. Hunter slides under too but Jeff slides back in. He grabs onto the top rope and performs a dropkick onto Hunter through the ropes. Hunter stumbles back as
Jeff climbs to the top rope and nails a flying cross body onto Hunter. He gets to his feet and throws Hunter into the ring. Hunter gets to his feet and Jeff backs him
into the corner, nailing him with hard rights and lefts. Jeff makes the tag to Matt who joins his brother beating on Hunter. Jeff gets out of the ring as Matt hooks
Triple H for a suplex. HHH blocks it and tries to suplex Matt. Matt blocks it and locks Hunter with an inside cradle. 1...2... Triple H kicked out. Matt gets to his feet
and runs to knock Hunter down with a clothesline. Triple H ducks and nails Matt with a high knee. Matt slowly gets to his feet. Hunter grabs him by the hair and
tags Chyna in. He holds Matt for her while she gets some cheap shots in. Matt ducks, causing Chyna to nail Hunter with a forearm. Hardy rolls her up. 1...2...
Hunter knocks Matt in the back. Chyna gets up and walks over to Matt. She stomps on him a few times and goes for a legdrop but he moves out of the way. He
grabs her and goes for the Twist of Fate but she lowblows him and tags Mr. Ass in. Matt crawls to his corner and tags in Stacy. Gunn goes to nail her but she slides
under the bottom rope and runs around the ring. Mr. Ass chases her as she slides back in. The Hardy Boys hop in behind Gunn and attack him. Matt whips him into
the corner. He kneels down on the mat as Jeff performs Poetry in Motion. They both grab Gunn and perform a double suplex. Hunter runs into the ring and The
Hardys hook him for a suplex too. Chyna runs in and tries to stop them but Stacy runs in too. She kicks Chyna in the stomach and throws her to the Hardys too.
They hook both Triple H and Chyna for a triple suplex, dropping both to the mat.•
Cameron Cade: A triple suplex!
Torrie Wilson: Is that even legal?
•Jeff is now the legal man as he beats on Gunn. He bounces off the ropes but Gunn picks him over his head and holds
him for a while with a press slam. He tosses him over the top rope to the arena floor. Hunter gets off the apron and beats on Jeff while Mr. Ass distracts the
referee. He rolls him back into the ring. Mr. Ass picks Jeff up and drops him down with a double arm suplex. He goes for the cover but Jeff kicks out. Mr. Ass makes
the tag in to Hunter. The two bounce Jeff off the ropes and perform a double press slam. Triple H covers him. 1....2..... Jeff gets up. Hunter pulls him to his feet and
goes for the Pedigree. Jeff gets out of it and lowblows him. He gets up and backs Hunter into the corner with some punches and kicks. He goes to whip Hunter
across the ring but Triple H reverses it and sends Jeff in. Hunter runs at him but Jeff hops over him and rolls him up for a two-count. Hunter gets to his feet and
knocks Jeff down with a stiff clothesline. He picks Jeff's head up and hooks him in a sleeperhold. Jeff gets to his feet and bounces against the ropes. He hops onto
Hunter's shoulders and goes for a hurricanrana but Triple H reverses it into a powerbomb. He covers him but Jeff kicks out. Jeff slowly starts crawling to his
corner. Hunter grabs Jeff's leg to prevent him from making the tag. Jeff turns around and kicks Hunter in the face. He makes the tag to Matt who climbs to the top
rope. Triple H gets to his feet and Matt knocks him down with a flying clothesline. Hunter gets up and Matt punches him a few times. He whips HHH into the corner
but Hunter reverses it and sends Matt in. He runs at him but Matt nails him in the jaw with his elbow. Matt grabs Hunter's head and bulldogs him to the mat. He
gets up and runs at Gunn, knocking him off the apron with a clothesline. He turns his attention back to Triple H who kicks him in the stomach, and sets him up for
the Pedigree. He covers him. 1.. Jeff climbs to the top rope and nails Triple H with a swanton, breaking the pin. Matt rolls on top of Hunter. 1...2... Gunn pulls him
off. He picks Matt up and goes for a powerslam. Matt reverses it and drops Gunn to the mat with a DDT. Jeff gets to his feet and tags Stacy in. She climbs onto the
second rope and jumps off, clotheslining Triple H to the mat. She covers him. 1...2... NO! Triple H gets up. Stacy bounces herself off the ropes and Billy Gunn nails
her across the back with a forearm. She walks right into a vicious clothesline from Hunter. Hunter points to Chyna and tags her in. She walks over to Stacy and
bad mouths her before placing her foot on her chest. 1...2... Stacy knocks Chyna's foot off of her. Chyna pulls Stacy up by her hair and and hooks her for a DDT.
She nails it and covers. 1...2... Stacy continues to kick out. Chyna picks her up and whips her into the corner. Stacy reverses it, sending Chyna in. She runs at her
but Chyna knocks her down with a back elbow. Chyna waits for Stacy to get up and puts her between her legs. She signals for the powerbomb. Stacy grabs her
legs out from under her and hooks her for a slingshot. She flings Chyna up, causing her to hit her head on the ringpost. Stacy quickly makes the cover. 1...2... Mr.
Ass kicked Stacy off of Chyna. The Hardy Boys get in the ring and attack Mr. Ass. They knock him out of the ring and continue beating on him. Jeff walks around
the ring and finds Triple H and knocks him down with a clothesline. The referee climbs out of the ring to tell them to stop fighting. Stacy slides out and grabs a
chair. She puts it in the ring and gets back in. She picks it up and waits for Chyna to get up. As she gets to her feet, Stacy runs at her and knocks her out with the
chair. She slides the chair out of the ring and makes the cover. The referee turns around and sees. 1...2...3! Mr. Ass gets into the ring and knocks Stacy down from
behind. Matt gets in but Mr. Ass knocks him down with the chair. Gunn picks him up and pushes him into Hunter who nails the Pedigree. Jeff slides in with a chair
scaring the members of D-X off.•
Cameron Cade: It looks to me like this feud is far from over.
Torrie Wilson: But the Hardy Boys won the match.
Cameron Cade: Did you see what happened after Chyna got pinned?
Torrie Wilson: Yea, Jeff attacked D-X with a chair. Why should he be mad? They won the match!
Cameron Cade: Jeff didn't attack anyone! He scared D-X away.
Torrie Wilson: Well he would've attacked them if they stayed in the ring!
Cameron Cade: Torrie..
Torrie Wilson: *pop*.. Cammie?
•Backstage, Jim Ross is following Sargeant Slaughter down a hallway. They walk out of the arena, into the parking lot.
A group of medics and wrestlers are surrounding what looks to be a body. As the camera gets closer, we can make out that it's Shawn Michaels. His body has
been outlined with red spraypaint. Next to his body lay a broken bat. Jim Ross looks at the ground and sees something spray painted. He gets closer to it and sees
the word "Clique" painted but crossed out with an X. Ross looks over to the group of wrestlers and shakes his head. He walks back into the
arena.•
Cameron Cade: This does not look good.
Torrie Wilson: What's the Clique?
Cameron Cade: Long story short? Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Sean Waltman.. the biggest
bunch of pricks on the planet.
Torrie Wilson: Do you think someone is going to try and punk all of them out?
Cameron Cade: It looks like whoever is behind this doesn't like the Clique very much.
•The camera cuts to Jerry "The King" Lawler standing backstage with Edge and Jazz. Edge pulls his hair out of his face
as Lawler begins speaking.•
Jerry Lawler: Edge, in the past few weeks, you'v..
Edge: Shut up, Lawler.
•Jazz knocks Lawler in the side of the head and the two walk off.•
Cameron Cade: It looks like Edge isn't in the mood to talk tonight.
Torrie Wilson: That's 'cause he knows he's gonna lose to my man! Randy Orton! Whoo!
Cameron Cade: Torrie, Randy is buddy-buddy with Trish.
Torrie Wilson: And?
Cameron Cade: And it looks to me like he's a one-woman man.
Torrie Wilson: And?
Cameron Cade: Oh go pop a bubble!
Torrie Wilson: *pop*
•"You Think You Know Me?" Edge's theme music hits the speakers as he and Jazz walk out onto the stage. Jazz is
walking with a noticable limp from her match earlier. Edge slides into the ring and frisks the mat as Jazz hops onto the apron. She whispers something to him as
Randy Orton's music hits. Orton runs down the aisle and hops into the ring without paying much attention to the fans. Edge goes for a punch but Orton ducks
under it. Edge tries to kick him but Orton grabs his leg and spins him around. Orton bounces back off the ropes and spears Edge down to the mat. He jumps on top
of Edge and begins nailing him with hard punches. He gets off and Edge gets to his feet. Edge backs himself into the corner and Orton meets him there with more
right hands. He irish whips Edge across the ring and Edge goes flying over the top turnbuckle. Orton follows him outside and pulls Edge to his feet. Two right hands
are enough to send Edge back into the guard rail. Orton grabs Edge's arm and whips him across the arena floor into the opposite guard rail. Edge pulls himself up
and Orton continues with his right hands. Orton pulls Edge out of the guard rail but turns around and tosses him over, into the crowd. Orton climbs into the crowd
too and picks Edge up. He smashes his head into the railing. He grabs Edge and hooks him for a side russian leg sweep. He drops Edge's head onto the guard rail.
He tosses him back over the rail and pushes him onto the apron. He climbs up too and places Edge for another russian leg sweep. Edge blocks it and sends Orton
off the apron, crashing onto the guard rail. Edge climbs down off the apron and pulls Orton up. He slides him into the ring and then climbs in. He taunts to the
crowd as Orton gets to his feet. Jazz hands Edge a chair and he sets it up in the center of the ring. He whips Orton into the ropes and performs a DDT onto the
chair. Edge picks Orton up and pushes him backward into the corner. He kicks him until Orton is in a seated position. Edge walks around the ring while Jazz holds a
chair on Orton's face. Edge runs at him and dropkicks the chair in his face. Edge gets up and pulls Orton out of the corner by his feet. He hooks Orton's feet around
his neck and lifts him out of the corner. He drops him on a chair with a sit-down powerbomb.•
Cameron Cade: Edge is cheating and the referee isn't doing anything about it.
Torrie Wilson: Edge just punked out Randy Orton, dawg!
Cameron Cade: Torrie.. please..
•Orton slowly gets to his feet but Edge helps him up. He pulls out some knucks from his tights and knocks Orton down
to the mat with them. He picks Orton up and nails him with them again. Orton is busted open. The crowd begins to chant "asshole, asshole" at Edge. He pulls Orton
to his feet by his hair and whips him across the ring. He ducks down for a back body drop but Orton catches him between his legs and reverses it into a backslide.
The two battle for control but Orton kicks Edge low and breaks the hold. He grabs Edge and tries to hit a neckbreaker but Edge blocks it and drops Orton with a
reverse DDT. Both men are taking a while to get up. Edge gets up and tosses Orton over the top rope. Jazz grabs Orton and pushes him into the ring post. Edge
gets out of the ring and pulls a table out from under. He sets it up while Jazz continues to kick Orton. He calls her over and tells her to put Orton onto the table.
She does and Edge climbs onto the guard rail. Orton pushes Jazz away and slides off the table. He picks up a chair and throws it at Edge, making his lose his
balance. Orton hops onto the guard rail and hooks Edge for a suplex. He lifts him up and drops him through the table. Jazz runs over and slaps Edge a few times to
wake him up. She helps him get to his feet and he slides into the ring. Orton gets in the ring and picks up a chair. Edge does the same. Jazz runs around the ring
and grabs Orton's leg before he can run at Edge to hit him. Edge runs at Orton but Orton ducks and Edge nails the turnbuckle with the chair. Edge turns around
and Orton smashes his chair over Edge's which ricochets into Edge's face. Orton pulls Edge off the mat and whips him into the corner. Edge bounces out of the
corner and Orton kicks him in the gut. He bounces off the ropes and drops him with a spinning neckbreaker. He goes for the cover. 1...2... Edge kicks out. Orton
gets up and picks up a chair. He walks over to the top turnbuckle and sets it there. He goes back to Edge and grabs his feet. He slingshots him into the chair on
the turnbuckle. Edge falls back into a rollup. Orton pulls Edge to his feet and pushes him back into the corner. He picks Edge up and sits him on the top rope. He
climbs to the top and hooks his legs around Edge's head. He frankensteins Edge off the top rope. He crawls over to Edge for the cover. 1...2.. Edge kicks out. Orton
picks Edge up and whips him into the ropes. Edge reverses it and sends Orton in. He goes for the spear but Orton jumps over him. He grabs Edge by his tights and
pulls him back to him. He hits him low and hooks him for the Lights Out. He nails it and goes for the cover. Jazz gets in and hops onto Orton. He throws her off and
pulls her to her feet by her hair. He kicks her low and DDTs her onto the chair. He turns his attention back to Edge who is now back up to his feet with a chair. Edge
goes to hit him but Orton kicks Edge in the gut and he drops the chair. He hooks him again for the Lights Out but this time drops Edge onto the chair. He goes for
the pin.•
Cameron Cade: One.. Two...
Torrie Wilson: THREE!! Randy wins!
Cameron Cade: Yes, Torrie, Randy wins.
Torrie Wilson: Oh I just want to go and hug him.
•Trish Stratus is shown watching on a monitor in her locker room. She's clapping her hands and has a big smile on her
face.•
Cameron Cade: Randy Orton.. Our new Intercontinental champion!
•The camera cuts to Triple H watching Shawn Michaels being loaded into the ambulance. Hunter tells Chyna to go to
the hospital with him. She gets into the ambulance and it drives off. HHH reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone. He dials a number and then places the
phone to his ear.•
Triple H: Hey Scott where's Kevin? Alright, could you give him the phone. Thanks, man....Yo, Kev. Someone just
attacked Shawn, man. I think they're coming after us...Well where are you two?
•The camera cuts back to Cameron Cade and Torrie Wilson at the announce table.•
Cameron Cade: Shawn Michaels..finally being taken to the hospital.
Torrie Wilson: Who was Triple H on the phone with?
Cameron Cade: Well he said Kevin and Scott so it makes sense to think that it was Kevin Nash and Scott Hall.
Torrie Wilson: Well maybe he knows more than one Kevin and Scott, doofus.
•The lights in the arena go out as a funeral bell tolls. Smoke drifts out of the entrance way as Paul Bearer steps onto
the stage. He points to the entrance as The Undertaker steps out, wearing his hat and jacket. The two walk slowly down the ramp as the fans are screaming their
approval. Out of nowhere, Mankind attacks The Undertaker from behind, knocking him into the guard rail. He pulls Taker's hat off and throws it at Paul Bearer.
Mankind grabs Undertaker by his hair and smashes his head into the guard rail. He takes off Undertaker's jacket and chokes him with it. He throws it aside and
grabs The Undertaker. He pushes him into the ring steps. Mankind runs at him and nails The Undertaker in the head with his knee. The Undertaker rolls over and
Mankind drops an elbow to his kidneys. Mankind crawls under the ring and crawls back out with a trash can. He gets up and goes to smash it across The
Undertaker's head but Taker gets his foot up and big boots Mankind down. He picks up the trash can lid and places it on Mankind's head. He jumps into the air and
drops a leg onto his head. He gets to his feet and pulls Mankind up the ramp by his hair. When they're at the top, The Undertaker pulls Mankind to his feet and
pushes him into the stage. Mankind bounces back and The Undertaker grabs him by his throat. He lifts him into the air for a chokeslam but Mankind sticks his
fingers down Undertaker's throat. The Undertaker drops Mankind and falls to his knees. Mankind sticks his fingers further down Undertaker's throat causing him to
pass out. He gets up and walks backstage, leaving The Undertaker on the stage. Paul Bearer walks over to Undertaker and tries to revive him. He gets the crowd
to start chanting "Rest In Peace" which slowly gives The Undertaker his energy back. The Undertaker sits up which gets a loud pop from the crowd. Paul Bearer
points to the backstage area and The Undertaker walks behind the curtain, looking for Mankind. He walks past a door, which flies open and nails him in the face.
Mankind walks out from behind the door and picks up a pipe off the ground. He takes a swing at Undertaker but misses. He takes another swing and misses again.
The Undertaker sits up and as he does, the pipe comes crashing down on his head. Mankind throws the pipe down and climbs on top of The Undertaker. He nails him
repeatedly in the head with lefts and rights. He grabs The Undertaker's head and slams it into the ground. He gets up and picks The Undertaker up with him. He
whips him into a pile of crates which fall over when The Undertaker hits them.•
Cameron Cade: Jesus.. Mankind is taking it to The Undertaker.
Torrie Wilson: My name isn't Jesus.
•Mankind walks over to The Undertaker and picks him up out of the rubble. The Undertaker grabs Mankind by the
throat and pushes him away. Mankind runs back at him and Undertaker kicks him in the stomach. He jumps into the air and drops Mankind with a DDT. The
Undertaker pulls himself out of the crates and picks Mankind up. He pulls him down a hall and smashes him into a door. He opens the door and throws Mankind
inside. A sign on the door reads boiler room. The Undertaker grabs Mankind and smashes his head into a pipe. He spins him around and throws him into a wall.
Mankind falls to the ground. The Undertaker breaks off a pipe from one of the many furnaces in the boiler room and knocks Mankind across the back with it.
Mankind gets to his knees and The Undertaker hits him with it again. Mankind still gets up. The Undertaker takes a swing at his head this time and Mankind ducks.
He kicks Undertaker below the belt causing him to drop the pipe. He hooks Undertaker's arms and drops him on the concrete with a double arm ddt. He picks up the
pipe and takes a swing at Paul Bearer. Bearer runs out of the way, Mankind nailing the wall instead. The pipe bends in two. Mankind looks at the pipe and hits
himself over the head with it. He throws it down and picks The Undertaker up by his hair. He leans him up against a furnace and runs at him. The Undertaker moves
out of the way and grabs Mankind. He tosses him into the furnace, causing it to fall over. He picks Mankind up and throws him against the wall. He walks out of the
room dragging Mankind behind him. The Undertaker pushes Mankind up against a wall and lunges for him, spearing him down to the ground. He punches him a few
times and then gets off of him. He drags Mankind back to the curtain and tosses him through, onto the stage. As Mankind gets to his feet, The Undertaker big
boots him from behind, sending him rolling down the ramp. He stalks behind him, never taking his eyes off. When Mankind stops rolling, The Undertaker pulls him to
his feet. He grabs him by the throat and chokeslams on the arena floor. He walks over the steel steps and picks a piece of them up. He throws it on top of
Mankind. He picks Foley up and positions him for a Tombstone piledriver. He steps up onto the steps and falls to his knees, crushing Mankind's head against the
steps. He pulls Mankind to his feet almost immediately and sets him up for another Tombstone. Mankind struggles and reverses it. He loses his grip and drops The
Undertaker to the ground, Taker's head nailing the corner of the steps. The Undertaker rolls over and Mankind hops on top of him, nailing him with vicious lefts and
rights. He pulls out a fork from his pant pocket and slashes The Undertaker across the forehead with it. The referee pulls Mankind off of him and calls for the
bell.•
Cameron Cade: Oh Jesus get that psycho out of here!
Torrie Wilson: YUUUUUUUUCK! I hope no one eats with that tonight!
Cameron Cade: The object here was to get your opponent to bleed but you weren't supposed to grab a knife and cut
them open.
Torrie Wilson: It was a fork.
•Mankind gets up and walks over to Paul Bearer. Paul trips over the steel steps and falls on his ass. Mankind kicks him
a few times and then gives him the Mandible Claw. Mankind gets off of him and rips his mask off. His face is covered in a crimson mask.•
Cameron Cade: Look at that! No telling how long Mankind has been busted open! The Undertaker won this match!
Torrie Wilson: Umm.. no he didn't.
Cameron Cade: He should have! No doubt in my mind that he busted Mankind open first! No doubt in my mind!
Torrie Wilson: Calm down, friend. Have some Rogaine.
Cameron Cade: *questioningly*..The Undertaker.. got screwed here tonight.. But up next, either Chris Jericho or Rob
Van Dam will walk away being our undisputed World Heavyweight champion! Earlier tonight, Chris Jericho defeated Kane to reach the finals and Rob Van Dam
received a "bye" to the finals when Shawn Michaels was viciously attacked backstage.
Torrie Wilson: So.. What you're saying is..
Cameron Cade: What I'm saying is, up next, Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam will battle it out.. and one of them will be
our champion!
•"Walk" by Pantera hits for the second time tonight as Rob Van Dam walks onto the stage. He walks down the ramp
with the fans cheering for him. He hops onto the ring apron as Chris Jericho's countdown appears on the titantron. When the clock hits zero, the lights in the
arena go out. Jericho's music begins playing and he appears on the stage, arms outstretched. He walks down the ramp, never taking his eyes off of Van Dam. He
gets into the ring and the two have a stare down. RVD runs at Jericho but he gets knocked backwards with a clenched fist. Jericho nails him a few more times and
then whips him into the corner. RVD bounces out and Jericho drops him down with a clothesline. Jericho gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes. He drops a
legdrop onto Van Dam. RVD rolls out of the ring and Jericho follows him. Y2J stops on the apron and grabs RVD by the hair. He positions Rob's head under his arm
and DDTs him onto the concrete. Jericho gets up and picks RVD up with him. He whips him into the steel guard rail. Jericho grabs RVD by his hair and smashes him,
face-first, into the ring apron. He pushes Van Dam under the bottom rope, back into the ring. Jericho climbs in and boots RVD to the back of his head. He hooks
one of RVD's arms and gets him in a modified camel clutch hold. Jericho grabs onto the ropes for added leverage. He gets off of RVD and pulls him to his feet. He
goes for an irish whip but RVD blocks it and sends Jericho into the ropes. Jericho hops over RVD and the two get face to face in a stare down. RVD turns around
and bounces himself off the ropes. He hops over Jericho on his way back proving that he can do whatever Y2J can. RVD then poses to the crowd while Jericho
looks out to the sea of fans.•
Cameron Cade: They're tag partners, they know each other too well.
Torrie Wilson: Then why are they fighting?
Cameron Cade: We've gone over this, Torrie.
Torrie Wilson: This is *NOT* a weave!
Cameron Cade: What?
Torrie Wilson: This is my natural hair!
•RVD gets in Jericho's face which pisses him off, causing him to dropkick RVD's knee. Van Dam stumbles around the
ring while Jericho mocks him. While Jericho is taunting, RVD performs a dropkick of his own to Y2J's knee. RVD slowly gets to his feet and drops a corkscrew
legdrop onto Jericho. Van Dam gets up and kicks Y2J a few times in the back of his head. RVD grabs both of Jericho's legs and hooks him in a surfboard position.
Jericho blocks it off by grabbing the ropes. RVD breaks the hold and goes back to stomping on the knee of Jericho. RVD pushes Jericho's head under the bottom
rope and grabs onto the top rope. He pulls himself over and drops a guillotine legdrop onto Jericho. RVD gets to his feet and limps around the outside of the ring.
He walks back over to Jericho and punches him a few times in the face. RVD climbs onto the apron and gets back in the ring. Jericho tries punching RVD a few
times but he shrugs them off and stomps on Jericho's knee some more. RVD grabs Jericho's leg and puts him in a single leg boston crab. Jericho turns over and
begins punching RVD in the back. Van Dam gets off of him but continues to hold the leg. He lifts it high into the air and drops it on the mat. He picks Jericho up by
his hair and leans him against the top turnbuckle. He does his "RVD" taunt for the crowd and then takes Jericho's head off with a superkick. Jericho is somehow
right back to his feet and he goes for a punch but RVD ducks under it and knocks Jericho right back down to the canvas with a right hand. RVD hops out of the ring
and pulls a table out. He sets it up like a bridge across the ring apron and guard rail. Jericho gets to his feet and dives through the ropes, knocking RVD down with
a flying elbow. He picks RVD up and lays him across the table. Van Dam begins to move off the table but Jericho picks up a nearby chair and smashes RVD across
the head with it. Y2J climbs into the ring and climbs to the top rope. RVD slides himself off of the table before Jericho can jump off. Jericho hops onto the apron
and clotheslines RVD to the arena floor. Jericho gets to his feet but so does RVD and the two exchange blows outside the ring. RVD pushes Jericho into the ring
and he throws a chair in too. Van Dam climbs to the top rope but Jericho picks up the chair and knocks RVD to the arena floor with it. Y2J gets back out of the ring
and the two exchange punches once again. RVD takes advantage and lifts Jericho into the air, then crotches him on the guard rail. He grabs Jericho's arm and
hooks him for a suplex. He drops him rib-first onto the guard rail. RVD grabs Jericho's head and bashes it into the guard rail a few times while Jericho hangs upside
down. He picks Y2J up and hooks him for another suplex. This time, Jericho blocks it and picks Van Dam up for a suplex. He drops RVD, crotch first, onto the railing.
Jericho climbs onto the ring apron and jumps off, nailing a dropkick onto the seated Rob Van Dam.•
Cameron Cade: These two taking it to each other.
Torrie Wilson: Why is the referee letting them fight all over the place?
Cameron Cade: He knows how important this match is to both men.
Torrie Wilson: So he's going to let them kill each other?
•Jericho slowly gets to his feet and slides himself back into the ring. RVD follows him and gets in as well. Jericho
stomps RVD and then throws a chair directly onto his head. Jericho runs the ropes and tries to drop an elbow but RVD moves out of the way causing Jericho to hit
the mat. Van Dam gets to his knees and picks up the chair. He throws it at Jericho's head and connects. RVD finishes getting to his feet and picks Jericho up. He
grabs him from behind and goes for a belly to back suplex. He picks Jericho up but instead of dropping him to the mat he crotches him on the top rope. With Jericho
on the top rope, RVD chops him a few times. RVD hops to the top turnbuckle and missle dropkicks Jericho to the arena floor. RVD sets a chair up near the ring
ropes and runs against them. He steps on the chair and hurtles himself over the top rope, landing a flying cross body onto Jericho. The two go crashing into the
guard rail. It takes them a while to get up but Jericho does first and he walks over to RVD. RVD kicks him in the stomach and rolls him into the ring. He hops onto
the apron. Jericho gets to his feet and meets RVD as he gets onto the apron. RVD punches Jericho and then hooks him for a suplex from the inside to the outside.
Jericho blocks it and smashes RVD's head into the ring post. Jericho picks up the chair and throws it onto RVD. He picks him up by his hair and throws him out of
the ring, onto the table that was set up earlier. Jericho climbs onto the table with RVD and positions him for a DDT. He drops him down but the table doesn't break
causing both men to roll off onto the floor.•
Torrie Wilson: Oh my holy hell!
Cameron Cade: That table didn't give! RVD's head just got spiked onto the table.
•Jericho gets up and pushes RVD into the ring. Van Dam slowly gets to his feet as Jericho gets back in. He dropkicks
Jericho's knee again and slowly climbs to the top rope. Jericho grabs a chair and tosses it at RVD who is on the top turnbuckle. Jericho climbs to the top rope with
RVD and hooks him for a suplex. He and RVD fly off the top rope and both get hurt, RVD hitting the mat and Jericho hitting the chair. Jericho rolls out of the ring.
RVD slides out of the ring and punches Jericho a few times. He slides Y2J back into the ring and he gets in too. As he is getting in, Jericho punches him in the face.
RVD shrugs it off and punches Jericho until he is knocked out. Van Dam positions Jericho's head under the bottom rope and grabs onto his legs. He slingshots
Jericho into the ropes, choking him. RVD gets up and places a chair onto Jericho's head, which is hanging off the ring apron. Van Dam climbs to the top rope and
jumps off, nailing an elbow drop onto Jericho. RVD slowly gets back to his feet and pulls Jericho to the outside. He grabs him by the arm and whips him across the
floor into the guard rail. Jericho stumbles out of the rail and is knocked down by a clothesline. RVD climbs onto the guard rail and signals for a moonsault. Jericho
gets up and knocks RVD off balance causing him to get crotched on the guard rail. Jericho grabs RVD by the hair and performs a neckbreaker off the railing to the
floor. Jericho slides back into the ring, hoping to get a moment of rest. RVD gets up and walks around the ring, hoping for the same. He picks up a chair and slides
back into the ring as Jericho is getting to his feet. RVD runs at Jericho with the chair but Y2J ducks under it and kicks Van Dam low. RVD drops the chair and
Jericho picks it up. He throws it at RVD who stumbles backward into the ropes. He bounces back and Jericho dropkicks him in the knee. RVD falls to the mat and
Jericho drops an elbow. Jericho crawls over to RVD and chokes him. RVD pushes him off and tries getting to his feet. He pulls himself up using the ropes as
leverage. He runs at Jericho and stomps on the back of his head. He turns his attention away from Jericho and taunts to the crowd. Jericho takes the opportunity
and tries to spear RVD from behind. He misses but still manages to clip RVD's knee. Van Dam turns around and kicks Jericho a few times. He picks him up and backs
him into the turnbuckle with stiff right hands. He whips Jericho across the ring and picks up a chair. He throws it into the center of the ring and then runs at
Jericho. He hops up onto Jericho's shoulders and frankensteins him out of the corner, onto the chair. Van Dam hops to his feet and sits on the top turnbuckle,
getting a break.•
Cameron Cade: Van Dam taking a much needed breather. This has been an awesome match thus far, and one of these
men is going to be representing our company as the champion.
Torrie Wilson: I could be the champion.
Cameron Cade: Could you really?
Torrie Wilson: Mhmm!
Cameron Cade: And how would you go about accomplishing that?
Torrie Wilson: Well, it's quite easy. All you gotta do is.. *pop*..just like.. Oh look! Chris is moving!
•Jericho slowly gets to his feet, using the turnbuckle as leverage. RVD hops down and runs at him but Y2J moves out
of the turnbuckle. RVD nails the corner at full force and bounces out of it. He takes a dropkick to the knee which knocks him down to the mat. Jericho gets out of
the ring and slides a table under the bottom rope. He gets back in and sets it up near the corner. He pulls RVD to his feet and goes for a clothesline. RVD ducks
and superkicks Jericho onto the table. Three men wearing black jeans and t-shirts jump over the guard rail and slide into the ring. They all have ski masks over the
heads. One clotheslines RVD down to the mat with such force that it causes him to flip in mid-air. A fourth person hops over the guard rail and climbs the steps
into the ring. The other two take turns knocking Jericho with hard right hands. One places Jericho between his legs and powerbombs him through the table. One of
the men walks over to RVD and holds him up from behind. The big man steps over the top rope and picks up a chair from outside the ring. He hands it to his friend
who bashes Van Dam over the head with it repeatedly. They all stand in the center of the ring, looking down at the carnage. The fourth person pulls off the mask..
it's Stephanie McMahon! She walks around the ring laughing as the other people pull their masks off. Steve Corino.. Scott Hall.. Kevin Nash. The four raise their
arms into the air.•
Cameron Cade: They're here.
Torrie Wilson: Wha--What now, Cade?
Cameron Cade: May God have mercy on our souls.
•Several WWF superstars run down the aisle and scare the four off back into the crowd. Jim Ross walks out onto the
stage and looks at the four "outsiders" running off through the crowd. Medics tend to Jericho and RVD as the show fades to black.•