Nursery Rhymes With a Twist
JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill to have a little fun
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
SIMPLE SIMON
Simple Simon met a Pieman
going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
Hey Diddle diddle
the cat did a piddle
all over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed to see such fun
then it died of electric shock
GEORGIE PORGY
Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
There was a little girl
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
she was very, very good
but when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car!
