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And Ruth said,"Intreat me not leave thee, or return from following after thee; for whether thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge; thou people shall be my people, and thou God my God. Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried; the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me."
-Daughter's of Eve
When you are sad.............I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are scared......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. When you are worried.........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining. When you are confused........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb butt. And when you are lost........I will answer my cell phone and give you directions. When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain God. When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
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