Notes to God

A nun asked her class to write notes to God...

Dear God: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool.

Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have?

Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other so much if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.

Dear God: I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.

Dear God: In school they told us what you do. Who does it when you're on vacation?

Dear God: Are you really invisible or is it just a trick?

Dear God: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God: Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that okay?

Dear God: Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" because if you did, than I'm gonna get my brother good.

Dear God: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God: Please send me pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God: You don't have to worry about me, I always look both ways.

Dear God: I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.

Dear God: If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.

Dear God: Of all the people who work for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God: My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?

Dear God: I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So, I bet he stole your idea.