Articles of Love

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand....I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek...I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck...I want you
4. Kiss on the lips...I love you
5. Kiss on the ears...I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else...lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes...kiss me
8. Playing with your hair...I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go


Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing,it is rude to stare


Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.


A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without
some tongue so open
up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!