pertient factoids:

name: Neil Roo

age: 21 (no,he will not buy you alcohol...unless you happen to be a Japanese Skoolgirl)

location: Vollie's Closet, Beloit Wi

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other things:

Roo likes nifty music, like punk rawk & blues & 80's stuffles

Roo makes hellafied nummy Taco Casserole

Roo makes pretty music on the guitar he stole from Vollie

Roo knows all sorts of interesting and mind-boggling computer stuff

Roo dosen't get embarressed when Vollie calls him bizzarre pet names in public

Roo gets political! Wheeee!

Roo rox Vollie's sox like pantaloons

Roo likes computer games

and Swedish Lesbians

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Roo Is:

an incarnate of Vishnu, Jesus, and Buddah

a loyal member of the Cult of Squerlicuz

a sessie muffin

a cute asparagus sprout

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Roo Is Not:

a Crass song

a lemur

single, so piss off you one-legged trollop!

a turnip

^_^

we gotta get out of this place