name: Neil Roo
age: 21 (no,he will not buy you alcohol...unless you happen to be a Japanese Skoolgirl)
location: Vollie's Closet, Beloit Wi
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other things:
Roo likes nifty music, like punk rawk & blues & 80's stuffles
Roo makes hellafied nummy Taco Casserole
Roo makes pretty music on the guitar he stole from Vollie
Roo knows all sorts of interesting and mind-boggling computer stuff
Roo dosen't get embarressed when Vollie calls him bizzarre pet names in public
Roo gets political! Wheeee!
Roo rox Vollie's sox like pantaloons
Roo likes computer games
and Swedish Lesbians
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Roo Is:
an incarnate of Vishnu, Jesus, and Buddah
a loyal member of the Cult of Squerlicuz
a sessie muffin
a cute asparagus sprout
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Roo Is Not:
a Crass song
a lemur
single, so piss off you one-legged trollop!
a turnip
^_^
we gotta get out of this place