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Math to Ponder - Or things my algebra teacher did not teach me!
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.. How
about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful..
What makes life 100%?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.
But, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is
required of you
- Kelly
Meet my husband of the moment...
If you'd like to post anything on this page (stories, articles, random rants, etc, etc...) please e-mail me!! I'd be happy to post it. *please, no hate msgs re: Britney Spears or anything.*
--Jessa
