Welcome to Skork and The Face's corner of webspace! Here you will find various methods to waste your precious time, from recommendations of songs to moronic pictures,and from pointless animated gifs to our large collection of nomenclatures, or combinations of both!
When ambling your way around our labyrinth you are sure to encounter no pop-ups, courtesy of our corparate intimidators{and Head-Honchos}Skork and Face! These two rap-scallions are compelled, when within contact of human life, to attack with communist sticks or yell at the top of their muffled voice the, infinite phrase...HO HO!
Other such creatures will be welcomed in gif or flash form {send them to the address at the bottom}if creators are aryan and the subject amuses the bosses sufficiently , something more than a challenge with sombre Skork and the non-expressant Face at the helm of our Showboat!
So, come one, come all and bask in the bosses' surplus glory!{N.B neither Skork or Face will accept being subdued to terrible animations or winey complaints.Try and you will be shafted!}
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