Guyz List 1

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Random blahs ^^;;

- The words in brackets are my thoughts and opinions about the sentences I came up with.
- These are all of guys I know or used to know, wherever they are now.
- There are no different rounds coz in each round I changed the names and some of the horrible things they did so you won't get a prize for the original list... it'll be damn hard! ^^;;
- All the names are in codes... even if I might not see some of them ever again, I will be carrying such guilt... and those who I still see and can still contact will kill me! But the names can still be deciphered, unfortunately... *sweatdrop... then runs*
- The original list was written in... 1999 or 2000... most probably 2000...
- I arranged the names alphabetically.
- Sorry for this small font. But you can still read this, right, right?

AL farts with obvious pain. (ouch!)
AS laughs non-stop. (so what?)
AS screams greedily. (how do you do that?)
DD farts hideously. (hahahahaha, etc! almost!)
DD farts like a pro. (hehhehheh! laughing...)
DD sings till he aches. (ouchie!)
FR does homework as amateurly as possible. (*a 1001 yawns*)
FR sings hideously. (heeheehee)
HK teases like a pro. (nope)
HL smiles greedily. (smiles greedily? weird!)
HL smiles with unforgivable joy. (typical)
HZ smiles with unforgivable joy. (boringly normal)
IL sings without a care in the world. (re-runs? I've had this already...)
JW screams with obvious pain. (ooh, that smarts!)
ND eats without a care in the world. (lovely - *yawn*)
NZ screams hideously. (uh-huuuh...)
RZ blows up schools as amateurly as possible. (nah)
SH farts as amateurly as possible. (hehhehheh!)
SH screams till he aches. (figures!)
SN eats as amateurly as possible. (I don't geddit)
SN eats non-stop. (greedy guts!)
SY kills with unforgivable joy. (yesss!)
TR laughs hideously. (ooo...kaaay...)
TR sings with unforgivable joy. (he must be happy)

Some of those were funny! (along with my opinion... ahem... for effect...)
These are my favourites...
FR sings hideously. (heeheehee)
SH farts as amateurly as possible. (hehhehheh!)
SY kills with unforgivable joy. (yesss!)
Okay, so... those weren't really funny. They were when I first wrote them!