This news comes as quite a shock to me. We all know of Max Wright, beloved father-figure in the t.v. show Alf. Most have heard of his recent alleyway shenanigans (be glad if you haven't - it involves four homeless men and a MIGHTY NEED for mind-altering substances). Despite his tabloid disgraces, I have retained a modicum of respect for this individual (and his faux-Jimmy Stewart speech patterns). This headline that I dredged up shatters all of that. I don't see how this event could be chronologically accurate, but pictures do not lie!! Max has gone too far! While he may not be my next war subject, he must be held responsible for his actions!! So I put out a call to all of you out there on the web: Hunt down Max Wright!! Find him!! I'll decide what to do with him after that point. Just be aware that he took down an entire non-turtle powered blimp (zeppelin? dirigible?! - I always got these guys confused...), so use EXTREME CAUTION when bringing him in! Good luck!
I'm a'scareded.
