| Saddam Hussein | |
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Iraqi dictator and plain bad ass, he strives for creating the mother of all wars. He also wants to make the mother of all pizzas. |
| Sam the Eagle | |
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The patriotic stuck-up bastard of a bird from the Muppet Show. |
| Santa Claus | |
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He's fat, red, and jolly. And somehow he fits down chimneys. |
| Mr. Satan | |
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The strongest man in the world! Comic relief provided by the Japanese anime, Dragonball Z. |
| Sean Connery | |
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The real Sean Connery. He's starred in many movies, and has even played as James Bond. |
| Sephiroth | |
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The villain from the video game RPG, Final Fantasy 7. Almost becoming God, he found it hard to fly with one wing. |
| SNL Sean Connery | |
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Like the real Sean Connery, but sarcastic and un-helpful. Enjoys making fun of Alex Trebek, loves the ladies. From Saturday Night Live, played by... Uh... Someone. |
| Snoop Dogg | |
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Rapper supreme. Member of the Dogg Pound, throwing up the Westside. Likes people, likes weed, likes trippin'. Usually found with Dr. Dre. |
| Some Random Guy | |
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Has his own comedy site, check it out at SomeRandomGuy.com. |
| The Spanish Inquisition | |
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Those who do expect them will get the joke by watching Monty Python's Flying Circus. |
| Stan | |
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One of the four foul-mouthed brats from the TV show South Park. |
| Stark Raving Malkavian | |
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A member of Kojiro's favorite Vampire: The Masquerade clan. Very insane, and full of incomprehensible insight. |
| Statler & Waldorf | |
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Those two old geezers up in the balcony on the Muppet Show. |
