| Mad Hatter | |
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A natural lunatic. His favorite past time is sitting at a table drinking tea celebrating his unbirthday. From Alice in Wonderland. |
| Malcontent Programmer | |
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The programmer's gender is unknown, and irrelevant. He or she generally hates the world after spending years hunched over a keyboard debugging your games, you ingrate! |
| Marilyn Manson | |
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The controversial shock rocker, he's more popular than God himself. His music is listened to by thousands. |
| Mini Me | |
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The midget clone of Dr. Evil. From Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. |
| Munky | |
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The guitarist for the rock band named KoRn. |
| Murdoc | |
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Hail Satan! The back-seat driver of the band Gorillaz. He started it all. |