| George W. Bush | |
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Our nation's honorable president, taking over the family business. Has fun making up words. |
| Giant Chicken | |
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A building in Atlanta, Georgia, shaped like a giant chicken. He has no idea why he is here. In fact, no one in the Rocketto Dan knows why he is here. |
| Gigasbolt | |
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Lackey of the Rocketto Dan. Extremely funny, weird, and a bit off the wall. Has yet to create a successful website. He's very sarcastic. |
| The Grim Reaper | |
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The embodiment of Death. You know your time has come when he knocks at your door. |
