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whats the best technique for giving head? |
| Fredrico | |
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So you want to give someone a head for Christmas, huh? Well, here's the best way to do it without getting caught. |
| Fredrico | |
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Choose somebody to kill, preferably someone random off of the street so the police can't find a motive. When they're dead, cut off their head. Ginsu knives work best, as they can slice through the spinal column in the neck. |
| Fredrico | |
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Next, dispose of the headless body somewhere in the forest. Don't bother burying it, as it's guaranteed a bear will find it and eat it. |
| Fredrico | |
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Now for the head, stuff an apple into its mouth and place it in a hat box. Wrap it, and give it to your friend on Christmas morning. Sign on the card: "From Fredrico to Some Random Guy, with love, hope you get a-head in life." |
| Some Random Guy | |
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I'll never forget that Christmas..... |
