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LOL, Your site rocks!!!! I know this is inteded to be for questions, but I couldn't find a guestbook or anything. My type of humor. I guess I should submit a question, huh? Where do babies come from? |
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Um.... well you see.... hmm... |
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Babies come from the stork which they pick up from from the Baby Factory. At the Baby Factory, babies are assembled from spare parts. You see, parents call up the Baby Factory, tell them that they want a baby, specifying size and weight and color. So the Baby Factory gets right to work by screwing in the child's arms and legs to the torso. After that, they wind the head into the neck socket. The stork takes the baby and delivers it to the happy but soon to be miserable parents. |
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Of course you could pick up your own child building kit from Sears. It's less expensive. |
