| Kuroudo | |
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If I were to become a godlike figure, would you bow down before me? |
| Sephiroth | |
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...No. |
| Zorak | |
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Me, bow down to a sissy like you? Ha! I am the Lone Locust of the Apocalypse! |
| Cookie Monster | |
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Me bow down for cookie! |
| Kuroudo | |
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What is the largest prime number? |
| Gigasbolt | |
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Uhm... I hate math... |
| Comic Book Guy | |
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My vast intellect would be lost on a moron like you... |
| Blackie | |
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Uhhh... |
| Naked Chick | |
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No one told me there'd be math involved! |
| Kuroudo | |
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How do birds have sex? |
| Anberu M. Roquet | |
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See, the male bird sits on the female.. |
| Vash the Stampede | |
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I don't want to hear this! |
| SNL Sean Connery | |
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Why, I suppose they have sex the same way you do, you birdbrain... |
| SNL Sean Connery | |
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HA-HA! |
| Dave Titus | |
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I don't get it... |
| SNL Sean Connery | |
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See, I called him a "bird"-brain... It's funny! |
| Kuroudo | |
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Can a chicken lay an egg if you turned it on its side? |
| Anberu M. Roquet | |
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A bit obsessed with birds today? |
| Giant Chicken | |
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...Don't look at me, I'm a Chicken-shaped building. |
| Giant Chicken | |
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I only serve fried chicken, I don't lay eggs. |
| Cats | |
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Egg lays that is chicken wrong. |
| Kenny | |
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Mmph. |
| Kuroudo | |
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How do you neuter a bull? |
| Kyle | |
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Dude, why would you wanna neuter a bull! |
| Crocodile Hunter | |
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First, ya sneak up on the bull... Then, you position yourself behind him so ya get kicked in the balls! Animal Planet says it's good for ratings to see me get hurt! 'Ay! |
| Whitey | |
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I don't think such violence is necessary. |
| Kuroudo | |
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Can I have your autograph? |
| Fred Durst | |
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Man, fuck you.... |
| Vash the Stampede | |
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Hai! ^.^ "Vash the Stampede". |
| Bounty Hunter | |
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..Ah-HAH! |
| Vash the Stampede | |
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Yipe! |
| Big Goomba | |
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Someone actually knows who I am! I'm that little thing from the Mario games! |
| Snoop Dogg | |
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To: "My Nizzle, Thanks for keeping it off the hizzle... Snoop Dogg." |
