
Hugh M. Hefner. Find me a guy who hasn't dreamed about this guy's life, and I'll find you a guy who can name every Ethel Merman album ever made. This man is a living example of all that the American dream embodies. He's bagged any female you can name, become a billionaire, and the best part is that he's done it all without ever changing out of his PJs.

The finest actor of our time, Bar none. He's played Vito Corleone, Travis Bickle, Al Capone, Jake LaMotta, and countless other Italianish characters over his decades-long career. I hear La Cosa Nostra was going to make him a made man until that "Bullwinkle" piece of crap.

Sean Connery. 00freakin7. This guy has been giving women "shower-nozzle-happy-time" feelings for the past four decades. He also has the best wigmakers in Hollywood. And who can forget one of the most poignant deliveries in film history?

When you think of legendary Hollywood ladies' men a few names come to mind. Gable, Grant...hell, a generation or two of Kennedys have even had their own personal starlet harem. But none of them can compare with Ol Jm J. It's estimated that he marathon-bonked around 341 Hollywood callgirls during the second season of "Too Close For Comfort" alone. Give 'em hell, Jm J. Give 'em hell.
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Chow-Yun Fat. This is the guy who started that "Everybody in a gunfight has to hold two guns" trend you see in almost every action film made today. It just happens to look a whole lot cooler when he does it. Check out his films "The Killer" and "Hard Boiled" to see what I mean. But not "The Corruptor." Lord no...not that one.

Nikki Sixx escaped the Sunset Strip as the bass player for Motley Crue. Remember them? "Just because we're wearing makeup doesn't mean we won't slit your throat." Ring a bell? Since forming Crue, he's been a junkie, snorted ants with Ozzy, beaten the shit out of his other bandmates, married a Baywatch Babe, and he's been dead. This guy is even more rock n' roll than Michael Bolton. And that's saying something.

"Stairway to Heaven" not withstanding, Led Zeppelin is one of the greatest forces in music history. A lot of that clout goes to this guy, John Bonham. As Zep's drummer, he got the reputation as being the crazy one in the bunch. He thought nothing of punching out fans or concert promoters. Another thing he didn't give much thought to? Haircuts.
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