This lantern-jawed gentlemen is Handsome Actor Bruce Campbell. The man takes the best beating this side of Wile E. Coyote, and he fell from the sky to save us from the evil of the Deadites. Hail to the King, baby.
Christopher Walken. A personal hero of mine for many years, and the only man who can assrape another man for the love of his woman...and not be gay! How does he do it? Must be all those years of dance training.
James Jewel Osterberg. You might know him better as Iggy Pop. Frontman for the Stooges and bottom man for Bowie, this guy used to have a habit of putting cigarettes out on his own face. And also, he did heroin with Lou Reed. Nice.
Little something for the Nashvillians here. This is Lelan Statom, Predictor of Rain and Swallower of Souls. Lelan is the man around these parts when it comes to weather. Lelan also has an unholy pact with the Dark Prince, giving him powers above and beyond the comprehension of mere mortals. He can make it rain toads. But he'd be decent enough to warn you about it five days prior.
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Fred Ward has been a personal favorite of mine since Remo Williams, The Adventure Begins. But it was his work in the original "Tremors" that showcased the true actor of the man. When this guy blows up Graboids...they get blown the fuck up. His work in the classic "Tremors II: Aftershocks" only shows that there are no bounds to Ward's talent. Truly a master thespian.
Okay, I don't care what anyone says, the "Halloween" series of films might just be the greatest modern day story of good and evil. Why? Donald F'n Pleasance, that's why! Watch the first two H'ween movies and tell me Pleasance isn't the man. A less talented actor couldn't have played Loomis for shit. And I dig the fact that John Carpenter had him play the president once. Sweet.
Mr. Vince McMahon, Esteemed Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation. I love this man. If Vince told me to take a bullet, all I'd have to say is "Where?" This guy has singlehandedly ruined any "cool" I might have ever had with his addictive (and minty-smelling) Sports Entertainment. He bought his daughter breast implants, too. So, he's got that going for him.
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