What If...

...Phil Lee had remembered to bring wax-removing shampoo?
...we had gotten lost on the way to Glasnevin Cemetery?
...Abie wasn't our TA?
...we had actually watched Detroit Rock City or The Shawshank Redemption?
...the sculpture of the rocket arse wasn't outside our window?
...we never did improv?
...Conor L. couldn't give out curveballs?
...Deirdre was loud and obnoxious?
...Anastasia had an urge to dismember rubber duckies?
...Sarah didn't know how to ride horses?
...Rachel had spiked green hair?
...Yvonne's thoughts went exactly as Aaron had written them?
...John was a lethargic junkie?
...Stephanie had an Irish accent?
...Natasha wrote about butterflies and teddy bears?
...Aaron had written "Prison Love" from personal experience?
...Phil Lawson and Phil Lee switched personalities?
...Anna was a jaded gang member from New York City?
...Laura hadn't written about Marvin or shitty love?