Oh, hello, so glad you could make it. Feel free to sit down- no, not there, that's Pat Bateman's chair. There you are. Anyway, welcome to the garden party. This is the place of growing things: of ivy leaves, of the force of identity, of language blossoming into something delicate and beautiful. You are welcome to walk through the pathways and admire what is grown here, but don't come out with anything you didn't take in with you. (In other words: plagiarists will die horribly. No exceptions made.)
Of course, if you are not fond of growing things, feel free to hike through the trails outside the walls of our garden party and a lovely coffee house for (non) coffee-lovers to chat about nothing. Enjoy your stay in the garden.
