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(The scene opens up inside of the Ruff Ryder Locker Room backstage at an XSF House Show. B-Smooth is seen hanging a couple of his dress shirts in his closet when J-Money and Sexxxy walk into the room. Sexxxy is carrying a shopping bag and J-Money is holding his XSF Heavyweight Title.)
J-Money:
Well, if it isn't my #1 road dog. Welcome back, B.
B-Smooth:
Thanks, J. I guess that I should be saying the same to you.
J-Money:
Yeah, man. VP Mizery helped me to ink a new huge contract deal with the XSF.
B-Smooth:
Oh really? How huge?
J-Money:
Well, let's just say that this contract will put even more emphasis on the name "J-Money". By the way, in celebration of my newfound wealth, I went out and bought everybody these specially-made football jerseys.
(Sexxxy then reaches into the shopping bag and pulls out a black football jersey with silver trimming and a huge silver Ruff Ryder symbol on the front and back of the shirt. The jersey has J-MONEY printed on the back. Sexxxy hands Money the shirt and he slips it on.)
B-Smooth:
Wow! That jersey looks tight. You know, the XSF should mass produce those and sell them. We could make a fortune simply by endorsing these jerseys.
J-Money:
I'm way ahead of you, B. I've already talked to the XSF Marketing Department and these bad boys will be on the shelves within the next two weeks. Here's yours.
(J-Money reaches into Sexxxy's shopping bag and pulls out another Ruff Ryder jersey, this time with B-SMOOTH on the back. He tosses the jersey to Smooth.)
J-Money:
Go ahead and put that on. We can wear them to the ring in a few minutes.
B-Smooth:
Wait, we don't have a match tonight.
J-Money:
I know. We have some interview time lined up. Let's get going.
(B-Smooth quickly slips into his jersey as he, J-Money, and Sexxxy exit the ring and head towards the entrance of the arena. The scene then cuts to the arena where the fans are on their feet. Suddenly, the lights dim and a Ruff Ryder symbol appears on the X-Tron. The symbol then explodes as the screen splits into highlights of both J-Money and B-Smooth as "They Ain't Ready" by Jadakiss and Bubba Sparxxx hits. The crowd goes wild as silver pyro explodes on the stage. J-Money, B-Smooth, and Sexxxy come down the ramp wearing theirnew Ruff Ryder jerseys as the fans give them a huge pop. J-Money and B-Smooth slide in under the ring. As B-Smooth poses for the crowd in the corner, J-Money holds the middle rope up for Sexxxy to enter the ring. J-Money pulls a microphone out of his pocket and tosses it to B-Smooth as the fans continue to go crazy.)
B-Smooth:
The Smooth One has returned! That's right, people. Last Saturday, the #1 Playa in the XSF returned to the ring after weeks of being sidelined with a nagging knee injury. I returned to the squared circle in rare form and I picked up where I left off...shaking the haters off. And this week, much like I did last week, some poor hater will feel the wrath of my Player Hater and they will submit to the most potent submission hold in wrestling today. Now, speaking of returns, my very best friend and tag team partner also made his return to the XSF after being fired the previous week. You guys may know him as the 2-time XSF Heavyweight Champion, but I know him as simply J...J-MONEY!
(B-Smooth tosses the mic to J-Money as the crowd goes absolutely ballistic.)
J-Money:
Prez Outsider, your worst nightmare has come true. Not only am I back in the XSF and the XSF Champion, but now I have a fourth objective added to my everyday goals. You see, besides the usual pleasing fans, kicking ass, and winning titles, I will now also make your life a living hell. Outsider, you attempted to take my life away from me. I live to entertain these fans and you attempted to take that away from me when you stripped me of the World Heavyweight Championship and fired me. Now, payback is going to be a bitch. You see, Outsider, I know that if there is one thing that you hate more than anything, it's when I succeed. That's why I, along with my partner here, are going to win those XSF Tag Team Titles. At the beginning of 2001, The Smooth One and yours truly defeated 10 of the top tag teams in this industry in a single night to become the AWF Tag Team Champions. Now, at the beginning of 2002, the Bad Boyz will once again accomplish the impossible when we become the XSF Tag Team Champions. Outsider, you made the worst business decision of your promoting career when you chose to fire me. Lucky for you that VP Mizery saved your ass by hiring me back to the company. However, no one will be able to save you from the pain and torment that I have planned for you. Because just like your lackies Preacher, Dude of Berk, Side Effect, and Punisher, you have a choice to make...
Crowd:
RYDE OR DIE!!!!!!!
J-Money:
The Future of Sports Entertainment has spoken!!!
(J-Money drops the mic and "They Ain't Ready" by Jadakiss and Bubba Sparxxx hits. The crowd erupts into ovations as J-Money and B-Smooth pose for the crowd. The scene ends.)
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