The Janitor

A janitor in an office building has been offing the workers pretty regularly and getting away with it. Thats pretty much the plot. I didn't hate this movie. But i'm normally not a huge fan of Troma-like gross out humor. A lot of tasteless scens, that weren't funny at all. I liked the simplicity of the plot though. With the exception of those scene's it was somewhat enjoyable. 2/5

Characters

• Lionel: Disturbed janitor with a rage problem. Kills pretty much anyone who gets in his way or pisses him off.
• Mr. Growbo: Older janitor who is a mentor to Lionel. Shot a lot.
• Hillary: Semi stuck-up woman at the office who Lionel has a crush on. Shot
• Agent Page: Idiot federal agent in charge of the case. Shoots self.
• Willis: New janitor who takes an intrest in Lionel's hobby. Shot
• Mary: The office slut. That's pretty much all she is. Chopped up.
• Stacy: Leader of the soroity that almost hires Lionel. Goes from sorority girl, to main hench-woman. Shot
• Glory: Another sorority girl. If she had a nickname i'd probably be Gang Bang. Toilet bowl brush to the throat.
• Bree: Did she even have a line? Sorority chick. Throat crushed.
• Robbie: Sleazy mail room guy. Gutted.

The Totals

• Body Count: 32
• Weapons Used: Gas, fire, plunger, knife, machete, broom, toilet bowl brush, beer bottles, severed hand, bong, acid, car, tire iron, and guns.
• Gratuitous breast shots: 5
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random thoughts or things I learned from this film

• You can paint with a severed arm.
• It takes some women more than a month to get over their dead husbands.
• Acid will melt your fac but not a plastic bottle.
• Janitor vs Janitor. Winner gets to clean up the mess.