If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I? Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts. I hope someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When... *You ski uphill.* *You speed walk in your sleep.* *You answer the door before people knock* You sleep with your eyes open* *You have just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit* *You grind your coffee beans in your mouth* *You watch videos in fast-forward* *The only time you are standing still is during an earthquake* *Your eyes stay open when you sneeze* *Your t-shirt says "Decaf is the devil's brew* *All of your kids are named Joe* *You don't need a hammer to pound nails* *People get dizzy just watching you* * You built a minature city from plastic stirrers* *When someone asks how you are you say "Good to the last drop"* *You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee* *You can outlast the energizer bunny* *You don't get mad-you get steamed* I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I? **View Guestbook** **Sign Guestbook**
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