The Art of Broken Glass

Welcome young grasshopper. When you can stand in Broken Glass, it will be time for you to leave this place. The Art of Broken Glass is a special and very unique art indeed. The ability one has to stand in Broken Glass is completely useless during a confrontation, but nonetheless, you must master it in order to obtain levels above and beyond that of the mere black belt status.

There are many things to consider when approaching this type of training. You must consider all sources of Glass, both broken and unbroken. You must consider how fast you can remove your shoes and assume the stance in Broken Glass before your enemy, and most importantly, you must know where you can find glass if none is present at the time.

Although the Art of Standing in Broken Glass means absolutely nothing, understanding its fundimentals will make you worthy of wearing the black belt with broken glass red tip. It is truely a site in which to be seen. During your training, you will progress through several different stages of standing in Broken Glass and learn how to create Broken Glass without cutting yourself.

Above all young grasshopper, exercise extreme percaution. Should something happen during your training in the Art of Broken Glass, use your skills and the Art of DialForHelp Kung Fu, and call for assistance. And finally, respect the way of the Glass, in all it's forms.

Tae Kwon!

*NOTE* This was intended to be a page of humor. A friend of mine who is currently studying the martial arts informed me that part of the academy's upper belt ciriculum, is standing in broken glass. While this has no real application when someone is about to beat the tar out of you, I found it noteworthy to show everyone the way of the Broken Glass - Helljack2001