What do you get when you cross a gape and a lion? A grape nobody picks on!
Whay do you have to go to bed at night? Because the bed won't come to you!
How do you straighten a crooked appletree? Send it to the Orchardontist!
Why did the little boy wish he was a turtle? Then it would be easier to pick up his room!
How do you turn soup into gold? By adding 24 Carrots!
What did the football say to the football player? I get a kick out of you!
What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A Tuba Toothpaste!
Why did the man put cheese on his computer? He wanted to feed the mouse!
I got these jokes off of some Laffy Taffy. I know they're really lame, that's why I put them here :) I've got more coming really soon!