Cheating

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Litigia!

Ben:  Mmmm, studying with Felicity turns me on.   I want to kiss her.  But wait, she is my stalker.  I'll just flick this cilantro from the salsa out of her teeth instead!

Felicity:  I think Ben is starting to like me.   His paper is good, but if I re-write major parts for him, he'll get an A and then he'll be in love with me!

Professor:  Ben, this paper is a lot better than your last paper.  You're a cheater.

Ben:  That professor is a dick!

Felicity:  Um, Ben, I re-wrote your paper. 

Ben:  You what?  You're crazy.  Stay away from me.  I'm gonna learn everything I wrote in my paper and convince that dick professor that I wrote it.

Professor:  Ben, please explain the meaning of some stupid literary device that you would know about if you really wrote this paper.

Ben:  I didn't write it!

Felicity:  I re-wrote it!  I'm a crazy stalker and I'm in love with him, so I re-wrote it without his knowledge!  Don't kick him out of school!

Ben:  Why did you re-write my paper?  Am I that stupid?  Was it that bad?

Felicity:  No, but I'm a nerd and knew I could do it better.  I never wanted you to feel anything less than amazing.  Does this mean you're never going to fall in love with me?

Professor:  Because you're both gorgeous and this is a silly misunderstanding, I'm just going to fail you on this one project.  Be good from now on.

 

 


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