The days rantings
Ok, I can't really call this the "daily" rant anymore since I don't update it very often. Sorry all, it's just that there is a life outside the internet for me and since I'm not making any money from this site...well, you get the picture. Moving forward, I guess it's black history month...AGAIN!!! Fuck me running...it seems that every other month is black history month, or asian pacific islander month or "Hey come across our boarders and infect our country with a hundred and fifty thousand of your illegitamate illigal alien babies" month. Why isn't there a White history month? I'm not talking about something that says the KKK is the way to go or that the nazi's were missunderstood, lord knows there are enough websites to cover that one. I mean come on, think about it. Who really freed the slaves? Abraham Lincoln, what color was his skin? WHITE!!! Freed the slaves people....thats a pretty tall order if you ask me. It damn sure beats the hell out of anything the rev. Jesse Jackson has done. It even makes MLK look a little "uninvolved" if you ask me. What about electricity? Couldn't get very far without that could we? Who discovered it? Benjamin Franklin, what color was he? WHITE!!!! How about Henry Ford? A white boy that made it so all of you could drive your damn hoopty wagons today. How about Alexander Grahm Bell? A white man, his contribution...the fucking telephone!!! Marie Currie, actually cooked her white ass discovering how we could use radation to help the human race. Ponder that the next time you need to get an X-Ray. Or maybe you could give a silent thanks to Loui Pasture the next time you don't have to worry about getting sick from drinking milk. Hell, even the guy that invented Velcro was white. Where is the white mans recognition? I'll tell you where, in the pocket of every bleeding heart liberal just screaming to get out. Some bastard gets the crap beat out of him by a bunch of cops because he is not only resisting arrest but high on PCP and he's a fucking hero just because he's black. Never mind the fact that he gets arrested 2 or 3 times in the next 10 years.... but be a white guy that makes a major contribution to the way the world functions and you're lucky to get mentioned in a bar room conversation. Whens the last time you heard of Leonardo Di Vinci day? Shit, Leonardo Di Craprio gets more recognition and he hasn't contributed SHIT aside from giving women the world over something else to bitch about. Well I for one am tired of it, so next month is going to be WHITE AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH, and I'm not going to work either so there.
Is all I do bitch and complain? Dont I ever have anything positive to say? Well....yeah, duh, but you dont come here to read that crap now do you?
Lets all give the unemployment office a big ol hug, cause they love you...yes they do.
Anybody here unemployed right now? I am...AGAIN. I had this really sweet job working as an Industrial Design Engineer....basically thats a guy that sits in front of a computer and draws pictures of airplane parts (or whatever) and then prints them out so some poor underpaid monkey can make them out of a chunk of aluminum. It was great, I got to sit and draw and smoke and bitch......and then they ran out of work for me to do. Thats right Americans, I was laid off because I FINISHED ALL MY WORK!!!!! What a concept huh? To make things even worse The unemployment office tells me I only have about 3 months worth of benifits left to my name. According to them I, as an American, am only entitled to 1 year of unemployment for my entire life. Ain't that just fucking wonderful? Ive been paying taxes since I was 17, spent 5 years in the military, was only getting 460 every 2 weeks to being with even though the rate is like 640 now, and I only get 1 stinking years worth of benifits???? Well, that will show ME to be unemployed. That will certainly keep me from encouraging my children to strive for anything higher than a GED and a job at Burger King. Jesus jumped up criminy Christ, what the fuck was I thinking trying to be succesfull?
(sigh) Its not so bad really, I do have a few grand in the bank and my girlfriend is working. Its just a tremendous blow to the male ego to not be the "provider" anymore. Remember the good old days when the woman did the cleaning and the man worked himself to an early death making the money? A job paid you what you were worth and not what some dumb shit migrant worker would work for, you could go some place and get quality service because everybody they hired was a highly trained professional? What happened to the world? Did our standards drop that damn low? Personally I think its the democrates fault, dont ask me why, I just feel that way.
At any rate Im stil in Cisco school, trying to learn all there is about the wonders of routing and switching and company internet security. WHY? Beacause thats where all the good paying jobs are. Beats the hell out of me why though, all this shit it easy, a monkey could do it. I think people are afraid of the cost and the concept of using a computer. We still have the mentality that only a really smart individual can work a computer. Whatever, if it gets me 85 grand a year Im all for it. I want a house and a hot-tub and a dog and a garage to build my battle bot in. No mexican neighbors, no screaming kids, no silly import rice-boys with thier damn poser cars, no homeless in my front yard with a shopping cart and no goddamn telemarketers. Ok the last one is pretty farfetched, but I can dream right?
The trials and tribulations of cyber space.
Lets make one thing perfectly clear folks. Unless you are giving out your credit card number or any other personal information, the internet is about as dangerous as a bean bag chair. However, have you ever had a beanbag chair rip and get those little white ball thingies all over your carpet? Same thing with the 'net. Everyday Im am astounded at the amount of junk email I get. I dont ask for it, but there it is every day. Its so bad I cant update my hotmail "block sender" list anymore. Aparently you are limited to 250 addresses, hell I used that up last weekend. Case in point I get an email from someone I dont know, the subject line states "ref: your resume" well shit, of course Im going to open it.
Surprise surprise it isnt about my resume at all, instead its some little trailer park trash blonde bitch flaunting her body and trying to get me to visit her website. Oh goody, another teeny website with a "hot" 19 year old, whoopty goddamn doo-da. So Im taking a stand, she sent me her link, she posted her pic on the web, and as we all know the web it public domain unless stated plainly......so I give you:
KARA THE TRAILER PARK WHORE!!!
Her front page says something cute like "So you've found my little spot on the net. What would you like to do to me?"
well, honestly since I didnt FIND your little spot, you pushed it at me like a common street whore, Id like to shove a baseball bat up your ass and make you sing Yankee Doodle Dandy while me and my freinds piss on you. Hows that sound for kicks huh, cupcake?
Heres another good one, Im online yesterday (big shock I know) playing an online game that has alittle chat area next to it. You can turn it off but I keep it open so I can see what kind of people are playing with me. Usually its the same group of freaks and perverts and cellar dwellers that have become synonomus with the internet. You know, shut in males trying to find "real" pictures of Aly-the skeleton-Mc.Beal nekkid, or 10 year old girls trying to get you to "fuck" them over the internet, But it looked like I had a pretty normal crowd this time. Until some woman says how she has her daughter in the bath tub and this other chick just goes OFF the deepend. "Oh my god, how can you leave a child in the bath tub while you are on the computer" "Oh my god, your the worst mother in America" "Oh my god...yada yada yada"
Newsflash,
NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!
Jesus jumped up criminy Christ people!! Get a life.
Want a better one? Ok, Im on AOL last night. The messanger thing you know? Not something I do very often and heres why;
I get invited to some chicks chat room. Ok, I dont know her but I figure what the hell. One click and Im wisked away into a bastardized cyber version of Days of our Lives ©. Aparently this chick is in the process of breaking up with her cyber boyfriend! He's feeling really bad since he is (hanging his head) and (wiping a tear). Of course shes being a very emotional woman and (crying uncontrollably) and (sobbing madly). Of course I am in the background Laughing Out Loud because this is the most ridiculas thing Ive ever seen in my life. So.. he hauls ass, prolly to go woo another cyber vixen, and Im stuck in a chat room with a (weeping) female I dont know. So being the charmer I am I tell her to get a life, go to bed and maybe try to meet someone in real life this weekend.
Jesus jumped up criminy Christ people!! Get a life.
Want a better one? Ok, Im on AOL last night. The messanger thing you know? Not something I do very often and heres why;
I get invited to some chicks chat room. Ok, I dont know her but I figure what the hell. One click and Im wisked away into a bastardized cyber version of Days of our Lives ©. Aparently this chick is in the process of breaking up with her cyber boyfriend! He's feeling really bad since he is (hanging his head) and (wiping a tear). Of course shes being a very emotional woman and (crying uncontrollably) and (sobbing madly). Of course I am in the background Laughing Out Loud because this is the most ridiculas thing Ive ever seen in my life. So.. he hauls ass, prolly to go woo another cyber vixen, and Im stuck in a chat room with a (weeping) female I dont know. So being the charmer I am I tell her to get a life, go to bed and maybe try to meet someone in real life this weekend.
Which of course leads her to calling me a insensitive pig and that I obviously have never lost true love. Well, if losing true love means making an ass of yourself in front of people you dont know and breaking up with someone you've never met.....I guess I havent.
God bless America.
.....peace....
Back to the front page, come on, let's go.
Hey trailer trash!!!