I used to think there were five "fun"s in the chorus of the Beach Boys song "Fun Fun Fun", so that, when I sang it to myself, there would always be too little room left to cram in "til daddy takes the T-Bird away".

"It's always in the last place you look."  I think I was twenty-five when I realized that this expression was a joke - that, of course, after you've found something, you don't look anywhere else.

It was only a few short years ago that I found out Jack on "Three's Company" was pretending to be gay (so he could live with two girls).

Two edibles that literally make me want to puke: "Nerds" candy and chicken gravy.

I don't have a favourite colour or holiday.

Movies I've never seen:  Mary Poppins, Mommie Dearest, Terms of Endearment.

Movies I'll never see:  Sleepless in Seattle, Pink Flamingos, The Prince of Tides.  If you can get me to watch those three, that probably means I'm in love with you.

Thing you need to know:  I'm not a morning person.

Thing you don't need to know:  I pee sitting down.

I've never cried at the movies.  I sometimes come close, but I'm not telling you which movies.  I cried at a book once though.

I believe there is no perfect chocolate bar.