Now, We have all met the elusive pete but we still don't know why Clinton, or Clisnittle Dee Dee, has continued his search for the mysterious penguin that he was promised $10,000 US for. Maybe it all began because the penguin was an abused shutin who liked to flaunt (flash) his body to girly penguins, pose in playpenguin, and offer bribes in the form of sex to his local government officials? We may never know, just as we may never know the whole truth about Pete and his mysterious ways. Or maybe it was because we were stoned and having a good time and I remembered back to this unique fella in my government class telling me to seach for a penguin? Whatever it was it sent me on a quest to find the most sexiest penguin alive...
And...
I am proud to say that I have accomplished such a feat...
So sit back and have a cold one with Hawaii's most eligable Penguin as I begin to explain myself...
PETE...SEXY...PETE...HAIRY
Here is the life of Clinton...
Here we see Clinton in a state of euphoria, he seems pleased with life and all it had to offer him!
Happy, Haappy, Happy, Haapy.
Here we see our super hero at an airport terminal, alot of traveling goes into the Army.
Here we get a glimpse of the beautiful wife of Clinton
Yes, she is mexican....and yes I do have spicklets.
I am glad that we could all have a laugh at the expense of Clinton.
POP QUIZ!!!!!
How many Splicklets do I have?
Now, pay me my $10,000 or go back to where you came from!
